Wednesday, November 26, 2008

My morning

We went out for a few drinks last night with icebergwedge and missmira, the myiq2xu slayer. Got up at 6:15 this morning and seriously hated the world. Like really hated it.  Dragged my sorry ass to the gym. Watched Morning Joe on the treadmill. Hawkface is still a dick. Mika got upset when they showed a close-up of Sarah Palin’s face because I guess that’s sexist. Running while watching Peggy Noonan made me queasy. Stopped running. Listened to the Sex Pistols’ Never Mind the Bollocks while I was lifting weights. Haven’t listened to that in a while and really enjoyed it. Some day I will be as buff as Sid Vicious. Went to the grocery store to buy ingredients for the stuffing we’re bringing to tomorrow’s Thanksgiving dinner. Found out from the cashier that I qualified to get a free turkey! Barack Obama is magical! After only two speeches he’s gotten the economy back on track. Things are so good that THEY’RE GIVING AWAY FREE TURKEYS! Take that, you whiny netroot killjoys! Errrmmmm. Okay… pull it back. I then had to lug a nearly 22 pound frozen turkey home along with the rest of the groceries. This made me cranky after some seriously deranged jubilation at the grocery checkout. Jammed the bird into the freezer.  Poured myself a coffee.  Started writing this. THE END.

So what did you do this morning?

BONUS: Since we’re introducing people to our pets, here’s my cat Hubcap.  She doesn’t want anything to do with you…

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/26/08 at 09:05 AM

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And it’s not even Thanksgiving yet

Bush Pardons Scooter Libby

Posted by poputonian on 11/26/08 at 09:00 AM

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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Marindenver made me do it

Newest member of the family, a three month old (in early October) golden retriever,  swimming the first time he sees water, and not a moment’s hesitation.

Golden Retriever pup from Rumproast Clips on Vimeo.

MORE: See recent photos below the fold, including one enjoying his favorite drink, the puppy latte.

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Posted by poputonian on 11/25/08 at 11:37 PM

Categories: Messylaneous

HumboldtBlue made me do it

Well, I can;t take the same joy from this as others, simply because I stopped caring about this woman years ago when she made constant appearances on Maher’s show.

Now, if Hannity gets punched in the face or Limbaugh gets his ass kicked by a bunch of Parkinson’s patients, I’ll be all over it. Until then, please enjoy ...
Comment by HumboldtBlue on 11/25/08 at 05:10 PM

OK, so here’s a video of my defective sheltie and my ginger cat.

Posted by marindenver on 11/25/08 at 06:05 PM


Bush Flips off National Park Services as he Exits the Building

In all the hoopla following the election, this story kind of slipped under a lot of radars.  Rachel Maddow picked up on it yesterday.  On November 7 the New York Times wrote:

The Bureau of Land Management has expanded its oil and gas lease program in eastern Utah to include tens of thousands of acres on or near the boundaries of three national parks, according to revised maps published this week.  National Park Service officials say that the decision to open lands close to Arches National Park and Dinosaur National Monument and within eyeshot of Canyonlands National Park was made without the kind of consultation that had previously been routine.

The inclusion of the new lease tracts angered environmental groups, which were already critical of the bureau’s original lease proposal, made public this fall, because they said it could lead to industrial activity in empty areas of the state, some prized for their sweeping vistas, like Desolation Canyon, and others for their ancient petroglyphs, like Nine Mile Canyon.

The bureau’s new maps, made public on Election Day, show not just those empty areas but 40 to 45 new areas where leasing will also be allowed.

The tracts will be sold at auction on Dec. 19, the last lease sale before President Bush leaves office a month later. The new leases were added after a map of the proposed tracts was given to the National Park Service for comment this fall. The proximity of industrial activity concerns park managers, who worry about the impact on the air, water and wildlife within the park, as well as the potential for noise, said Michael D. Snyder, a regional director of the Park Service who is based in Denver.

As they said, the leases are scheduled to be sold at auction on December 19.  As the Times articles notes, if the leases are sold and delivered to the buyers before the inauguration there will little, if anything, the new administration can do about it.  The Bush administration’s calloused end around of the National Park Service in this decision pretty much sums up the “Drill, drill, drill” mantra of the (not so) Grand Old Party these days.

Posted by marindenver on 11/25/08 at 02:47 PM

Categories: NewsPoliticsBushCoNuttersPoliblogsPUMAs

Fun and Laffer

Remember the man who dreamed up Reagan’s economic policy on a cocktail napkin, the supply-side and trickle-down guru Liesure Suit Larry, who is now Chief Investment Officer of Laffer Investments?

Yankets from Rumproast Manufacturing.

NOTE: Rumproast suggests using your yanket in the privacy of your own home, and not on national TV or the Internet.

Posted by poputonian on 11/25/08 at 01:24 PM

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I was totally wrong—there is a God!


Ann Coulter broke her jaw and had to have her mouth wired shut. For reals! Don’t worry Ann; I’ll polish off your piece of pumpkin pie…

[Via Gawker]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 11/25/08 at 10:38 AM

Categories: FoodKnee SlappersPoliticsPUMAs

I Am Treasury

Obama rolled out his economic team yesterday, and I thought, “Meh.” I don’t have no steenking PhD in economics from an elitist university and was in fact an English major at a state school with a top-tier football team, but I could do better in the “bold ideas” department. Even if I did have to Google “number zeros trillion” to determine the basis of my plan.

According to Bloomberg, the total tab for the government bailout is approaching the neighborhood of $7 trillion, which is a pretty goddamn swank neighborhood if you ask me. The population of the US is right around 300 million. So what if we told Citigroup, AIG, GM, Ford, et al, to fuck off and instead divided that $7 trillion amongst the citizenry? If I’ve got my zeros right, every man, woman and child would receive upwards of $23K.

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Posted by Betty Cracker on 11/25/08 at 08:44 AM

A Colbert Christmas: Toby Keith’s “War on Christmas”

I watched A Colbert Christmas last night and it was really, really good. Definitely try to catch it this week because Comedy Central is re-airing it a bunch of times (check your local listings—I know it’s on at 10PM ET tonight). The musical guests included Willie Nelson (pot jokes!), Feist (as a not-so-sweet angel), Elvis Costello (in a variety of costumes), John Legend (soulful and surprisingly funny), and Toby Keith, who after supporting Obama and taking part in this hilarious, fuck-my-base music video (below), I will never, ever make fun of again…

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/25/08 at 08:20 AM

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Monday, November 24, 2008

Obama on 60 Minutes ... in a minute

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/24/08 at 06:08 PM

Categories: Knee SlappersPoliticsBarack ObamaElection '08Television

Color me a realist, too

Our friend Another Donna made a good point in the Contemplating Obama thread:

The two things I expect from Obama are getting us out of Iraq and getting the economy moving in the right direction. He will have a successful administration if he can do those two things. I don’t mind that he is going to former Clintonites for his appointees, because Clinton’s team had a reputation for being policy wonks, that’s what we need now. No more incompetent partisan political cronies.

I would like to see more people of color though, you gotta dance with the one who brung ya. Less than 50% of white people voted for Obama, he’s president because of the overwhelming support of black, latino, asian, and other POC voters. If he wants us to show up for the mid-term elections and to re-elect him then he better not take us for granted. This isn’t about having a tantrum, it’s just reality. Many of the newly registered voters this election were apathetic POC who saw the system rigged against them and saw no point to voting. They will go back to being apathetic and not bothering if they think Obama is all about catering to white people and more of the same - Democratic politicians who want to use them when there’s an election and ignore them the rest of the time. Besides it would be pretty damned pathetic if Bush (and Clinton before him) had a more diverse cabinet than Obama. He needs his administration to look like the convention and the coalition of people who came together to vote for him on Nov 4.



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Posted by poputonian on 11/24/08 at 10:46 AM

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The Freak Out That Wasn’t

I’ve been seeing a lot of stuff like this lately:

An unexpected pre-holiday treat has been the freak out amongst the ObamaPod faithful about how moderate Obama’s cabinet picks have been so far. Though, I hold many views that are called “progressive” by The Nation and their ilk (I prefer “liberal”) I am happy and relieved to see so many Clinton hands on the deck of the good ship Barack. And watching the Kos Kidz head’s pop has leapfrogged seeing conservative sexual hypocrites implode for pure delight in my book.

Maybe I’m missing something, but the latest poll the Kos Kids are participating in doesn’t indicate that there’s much of a “freak out” going on:


If “cautiously optimistic” qualifies as a “freak out,” then the entire netroots/progressive community should have been rubber-roomed right at its inception.

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Posted by Kevin K. on 11/24/08 at 10:36 AM

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The Snuggie

My lovely wife Chris and I have been laughing at the infomercial for the Snuggie for weeks now, so, oh boy, did we have a guffaw or two this morning when we saw this.

I also found out, via the googles, that there’s also a similar product called the Slanket. Apparently it’s enjoyed by easily-entertained imbeciles with severe social disorders.  (Yes, that image rotates on the Slanket front page.  No, I don’t get it either.  Halp.)

This is how Slanket creator Gary Clegg came up with the idea:

One subzero night in 1998 during my first semester of college I could not escape Maine’s winter bite. While watching Late Night with Conan O’Brien I decided I needed to tear a hole in my sleeping bag so I could keep my upper body warm as I channel surfed during the commercial breaks.

Something tells me it wasn’t Conan O’Brien he was watching when he decided he needed to tear a hole in his sleeping bag…

I’m just sayin’.

Posted by Kevin K. on 11/24/08 at 08:50 AM

Categories: Knee SlappersSkull HampersTelevision

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Sunday Tidbits

Once again Focus on the Family, always a reasonable and sensible group, has announced their annual defense against the (imaginary) War on Christmas.  Categorizing retail stores as either naughty (says “Happy Holidays” BOOOO) or nice (says “Merry Christmas” Heart, Heart, Heart) a “Christmas Friendly Shopping Guide” has been issued so all good little fundies will know who to take their Christmas bizness too.  Can someone give these people lives for Christmas?

Like cute cat videos?  (Of course you do.  Doesn’t everybody?)  Check out this vid of cats conversing then check out the translation.  Funny stuff!  H/T to kcindenver (yes the daughter has logged on and is now leaving me comments.)

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Posted by marindenver on 11/23/08 at 07:15 PM


Barack Obama is a misogynistic pig

From the Chicago Sun-Times:

[Obama’s] office also announced he has chosen Ellen Moran, executive director of EMILY’s List, as director of communications. EMILY’s List raises money for Democratic women candidates who support abortion rights.

MORE: From The New Republic...

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Posted by Kevin K. on 11/23/08 at 11:41 AM

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