Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Most unfortunate article snippet of the day
From the West Branch Times:
Despite being a Hoover, Lynn Forester de Rothschild is a lifelong Democrat.
From the West Branch Times:
Despite being a Hoover, Lynn Forester de Rothschild is a lifelong Democrat.
Pop wrote this in the comments down below and I think it needs to be pushed out front:
I say email that you-tubey link to everyone you know with a message:
Visit your local Barack Obama field office and volunteer for GOTV.
They need lots of arms and legs (and mouths for talking and fingers for dialing.)
GOTV runs Saturday through the closing of the polls on Tuesday. There are plenty of short shifts and simple tasks, and every ounce of help is important. If nothing else, you will be amazed at how organized the Obama field operations are.
Do it for Charles.
You can also volunteer for battleground states here. Not sure if we can pull it off, but there’s a chance my lovely wife Chris and I may be able to make it out to Pennsylvania or possibly Ohio to chip in this weekend. If any Rumproast readers in “hot spots” in one of those two states wouldn’t mind putting us up for a few days (we’re tons o’ fun!), please drop me an email at kevin|at|rumproast.com. Thanks a bunch.
MORE: If you’ve volunteered for Obama please share your experiences in the comments. We’d love to hear from you.
SOMEWHAT RELATED: Our buddies Mr. & Mrs. Wedge traveled out to Chester, PA yesterday to attend a rain-soaked Obama rally. You can read about it here (w/ pics). And fans of The Wire will want to check this out (warning: the end may provoke tears of joy).
This post should appeal to me and 2.3 other people who read this blog, but what the hell. Here’s our fave ukulele champion Gus (aka GUGUG) laying down his weapon of choice and replacing it with a melodica to tackle Captain Beefheart’s “Grow Fins.” Covering Beefheart, perhaps my favorite musical artist ever, normally ends up as an EPIC FAIL, but I think Gus pulled it of. Plus it’s got dancin’ girls!:
From Draper’s new GQ blog:
I have just informed my girlfriend Lara that I’m now a blogger. She stared at me for a long moment before saying quietly, “I don’t know you anymore.”
Actually, the post, which fleshes out his great article about the McCain-Palin camp from the NY Times magazine this weekend, is definitely worth a read and Steve M. from No More Mister Nice Blog, where I found this, has some interesting thoughts regarding Draper’s revelations.
If this doesn’t get you a little choked up, you should probably vote for McCain…
MORE: While we’re tuggin’ at your tear bone, this one from Mr. Wedge was really sweet, too.
Heidi Li “Adult Cow Hat” Feldman has been pouncing about the PUMAsphere begging her fellow petulant basketcases to vote up her latest whiff o’ potpourri on RealClearPolitics’ “Most Voted” ReaderArticles page (which is nearly impossible to navigate to from the front page). Hear her roar:
Sarah Palin has been hung in effigy by an alleged adult who thinks that showing the lynching of a woman is excused or warranted by it being Halloween time. Please go here to not only read but watch the coverage of this latest in the barrage of misogyny that continues to go unaddressed by Senator Obama or his surrogates.
Senator Obama, your silence is dangerous and unforgivable.
You should be convening a press conference with your top advisers, supporters and surrogates, including John Podesta, Senator Clinton, President Clinton, Senator Biden, Senator Kerry, Governor Rendell, Jesse Jackson, Jr., Colin Powell, William Weld, Susie Buell and anybody else you can get to stand with you, and at this press conference you should not only condemn this depiction of a lynching, you should apologize for your complicity thus far in creating an environment where anybody in his right mind could think that a children’s holiday - Halloween - is a good time for depicting the lynching of any woman, let alone a woman running for vice-president of the United States of America.
You might be surprised to hear me say this, but I am so glad Heidi Li “Adult Cow Hat” Feldman took up this cause. She was so effective getting John McCain, Sarah Palin, Lindsey Graham, Tom Ridge, Joe Lieberman, Jane Swift, Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty, Rudy Giuliani, Fred Thompson, and Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild to condemn the despicable act by the racist in Fairfield, OH who hung Obama in effigy in his yard for a children’s holiday - Halloween - and getting McCain to apologize for his complicity in creating an environment where depicting the lynching of any black man, let alone a black man running for president of the United States of America, would be considered acceptable behavior.
Heidi Li “Adult Cow Hat” Feldman didn’t do or say anything about that?
Oh, silly me. Never mind.
SOMEWHAT RELATED: “Things we hope are true” and “this is 100% accurate”. I feel sorry for anyone who shows up at Darragh Murhpy’s house dressed up as Hillary Clinton for Halloween because at this point she’s so disconnected from reality that she’ll probably utter “I’m your number one fan” and then pull an Annie Wilkes on them. For reals.
What a rotten human being:
Lynn Forester de Rothschild—a personal friend of [Hillary] Clinton, a major fundraiser, and a member of the Democratic National Convention’s platform committee—plans press conferences in Dover and Manchester, the McCain campaign announced.
The events are counterprogramming against Clinton, who is now enthusiastically backing Obama and who also plans events in Dover and Manchester. New Hampshire is among the most competitive states on Nov. 4.
It’s one thing to “go your own way,” but this is just plain repugnant.
A lot of knuckleheads have puffed forth a lot of hot air pushing the notion that the only reason Obama is ahead in the polls right now is because of the financial crisis. That’s an oversimplification of the truth, which Josh Marshall concisely nutshelled a few days ago:
I was on a panel a week or so ago. And I said that I thought most observers were overstating the degree to which an economic crisis automatically advantaged the Democrat. To some degree, sure, especially in the dying days of an unpopular Republican incumbent. But remember, McCain’s sell in this campaign was steadiness, experience, unflappability in a crisis. If he’d convinced voters that that was what he brought to the table, I do not believe the damage he sustained by the economic crisis would have been nearly so great. I continue to think that McCain’s reaction to the economic crisis was the turning point in the election.
There’s no doubt that St. McSame’s hamhanded handling of, well, just about everything regarding the crisis was a major factor, if not the major factor, in pushing Obama (permanently?) out front, but the other prime reason McCain took a hard stumble is that he latched onto the dark underbelly of the Republican base after the convention like a dull-eyed barnacle, perhaps forever tarnishing his carefully-crafted maverick image. Adding Palin to the ticket would have been enough to adhere the knuckledraggers of the GOP to his campaign for the remainder of the election cycle, but McCain made the fatal mistake of letting sweet, sweet Sarah and her devoted flock of seething simpletons drive the message from the bottom (quite literally) up, gorging on their hateful gruel and belching it out in the direction of mystified independents and teetering Democrats who used to hold him in high esteem. He wasn’t the John McCain they thought they knew, he was a new wretched and flailing wingnut-human hybrid. A sneering crank whose rallies are filled with more blood-curdling boos than triumphant cheers; the stark contrast between the audio of McCain’s drool-encrusted, hectoring howler monkeys clogging the air of his half-filled halls with bilious bellows and the hopeful, we-can-do-this acclamation of Obama’s supporters is jarring, to say the least, especially when laid one-after-the-other on cable news. The Republican brand is sinking fast and instead of doing the wise thing (his image was tailor-made for this) and hopping in a life boat and paddling like crazy, pointing and laughing all the way at the dildos who have demonized him for years, he tied himself to the mast and started parroting Sean fucking Hannity, maniacally waving to all of the drowning imbeciles below him and hollering, “You love me now, right?!”
Not a smart move by any stretch of the imagination when you have to at least pretend to play to nearly everyone in general elections and WaPo’s Anne Applebaum, who greatly admires McCain (like Colin Powell, etc. etc.), does a fairly good job explaining why in her column today:
The larger point, though, is that if I’m not voting for McCain—and, after a long struggle, I’ve realized that I can’t—maybe it’s worth explaining why, for I suspect there are other independent voters who feel the same. Particularly because it’s not his campaign, disjointed though that has been, that finally repulses me: It’s his rapidly deteriorating, increasingly anti-intellectual, no longer even recognizably conservative Republican Party. His problems are not technical; they do not have to do with ads, fundraising or tactics, as some have suggested. They are institutional; they have to do with his colleagues, advisers and supporters.
McCain went from respected to repulsing. I think history, if he loses, will show that ultimately that’s what cost McCain this election.
About a minute in, you can see him sitting (?) to her right wearing a hard hat.
That behemoth must count for at least three electoral votes. Job well done, unfancy pants.
“Senator Biden is now my homeboy.” Love it.
Sarah Palin yesterday in Asheville, NC: “Heil Hickster”
They just can’t get anything right:
Palin, speaking just nine days before the Nov. 4 election, set a folksy tone from the beginning. Country music star Gretchen Wilson had fired up the crowd with a set before Palin arrived, but Palin invited her to sing one more song, her hit “Redneck Woman.”
“We got any rednecks in here tonight?” Wilson asked, drawing thunderous applause.
As Wilson sang, Palin, wearing blue jeans, a black jacket and white shirt, danced a little on stage, slapping her hip in cue with the song’s lyrics. Palin also had the crowd sing “Happy Birthday” to her mother while she held a cell phone in the air.
Okay, I’m looking for video of Sarah Palin “slapping her hip in cue with the song’s lyrics” and let’s all get a giggle about her burrowing even further down into the base by having her opening act sing “Redneck Woman” (music video here—it’s saucy!), but check out some of the lyrics to the song:
Well their stuff’s real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on TV
No I don’t need no designer tag to make my man want me
You just can’t make this shit up. I’m really gonna miss this numbskull when she’s gone.
UPDATE: Okay, found the video. Yes, Palin really sends it back to Wilson on another stage to sing “Redneck Woman” after briefly addressing the crowd (”...you all deserve much more than just a political talk…”). And she has no rhythm and sucks at clapping, too. You can forward to about the 5:00 mark if you want to bypass her intro.
“We got any rednecks in here tonight?!”
Caribou Barbie hasn’t gone rogue. She’s gone completely fucktarded.
A final thought if I may. When Abraham Lincoln finished his Second Inaugural Address—one many consider even more brilliant than the Gettysburg Address—he held a reception at the White House. It was at this reception that Frederick Douglass was denied entry because he was black. When President Lincoln received word that Douglass was refused admission, he immediately sent for him. After greeting Douglass and apologizing, Lincoln said to him, “I saw you in the crowd today listening to my speech. There is no man’s opinion I value more than yours, what did you think of it?” After initially trying to evade answering, Douglass replied “Mr. Lincoln, it was a sacred effort.”
Now, I am not asking for such high praise for the talk I have given here. Remember I started noting that you all have the far worse of the bargain this evening. What I am asking is that the leaders in here tonight know that the Indiana Republican Party has your best interests at heart and we are a resource for you and your great organization. We are changing the way business is done in this state, and African-Americans are an indispensable part of our program.
But that was then and this is now.
One of my favorite bloggers in the world Wonk (“Meet the Hill Hags”/“Obama is 44”) has decided she’s going to unplug from blogging after taking a long sabbatical due to a death in the family. Stop by and pass on some kind words. Along with yours truly, the long-retired John Brown, our own Betty Cracker, Cali, bostondreams (gone, too), and a few other folks I’m probably forgetting, she was one of the first noble warriors to do battle with the loathsome douchebags of the Democratic party that bubbled up to the surface of the blogosphere like rancid muck during the grueling primary season, long before they adopted that silly acronym. She’s a wonderful writer, smart as hell and a first-rate snark master (good christ, did her razor-sharp wit provoke many a guffaw in the Rumproast HQ). She’ll be missed, but I fully understand the beautiful benefits of “disconnecting” and wish her bucketloads of the best. Thanks for being there when we needed you, Wonk.
MORE: D’oh! Add ts to the above list. Did I forget anyone else who was on the case pre-Harriet?