Friday, June 20, 2008

Norm Coleman’s Incredible Shape-Shifting Kitchen

Betty Cracker’s got the goods.  There’s no way in hell Norm’s wife Laurie the Lingerie Model was in the same room with him during the filming of his new campaign ad and Coleman’s spokesperson is making a huge mistake lying about it.

Posted by Kevin K. on 06/20/08 at 01:27 PM
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“Gun hole”

This two-man off-shore drilling bout between the exceptionally stupid AuggysBack and the fire-breathing low-traffic blog conquerer caliph garrett is a hoot. “Gun hole.” Too funny. They’re duking it out over Paula Abeles, too.

Posted by Kevin K. on 06/20/08 at 11:50 AM
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Trale Lewous: “Butterfinger’s Is Easy Still”

Yes, I will post every new Trale Lewous video going forward.  Get used to it.

“Hunger bullets.” Oh, shit, I hurt myself laughing on that one.

Posted by Kevin K. on 06/20/08 at 08:03 AM
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Paula Abeles = Congenital Liar

I was somewhat complimentary of Neil Cavuto a few days ago, but since then he’s been running the PUMA of the Day club on his show. Yesterday he had on Paula Abeles, who brayed that Obama supporters were calling her a racist (!!!) and ol’ Neil forgot to point out that, well, maybe it’s because she is a racist:

And that stammering she engaged in while discussing the alleged threatening phone calls is what we in the blogging business call “lying.” Professionals in the fashion industry call what she was wearing “eyeball pain.”

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Posted by Kevin K. on 06/20/08 at 06:30 AM
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Thursday, June 19, 2008

The general view that all men with ponytails suck holds true


Stop staring at my follicles.

Apparently Air America decided to give their vacant prime afternoon drive-time slot (post-Randi Rhodes) to Ron Kuby.  I’ve tried listening a few times, but my testicles kept aggressively burrowing up to my neck (I have no idea what that means, but that’s actually what happened). The show is called “Doing Time with Ron Kuby.”  Can I opt for the lethal injection? Good christ, is he the suck.

I hate the radios.

MORE: In more bad radio-based news, WNYC, our local NPR stattion, has dropped one of my favorite radio shows “Fair Game” from their rotation. My wife and I were huge fans, and used to listen to it habitually every evening.  If our marriage fails, WNYC and NPR, our blood is on your hands.

Posted by Kevin K. on 06/19/08 at 04:52 PM
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Advice for my readers who are breeders


I’m going to check out Medeski, Martin & Wood and Marc Ribot’s Ceramic Dog at Celebrate Brooklyn in Prospect Park tonight, so I got a hold of MM&W’s latest release Let’s Go Everywhere and was surprised to find out that it was children’s album.  I’m a selfish, childless bastard, so that wasn’t what I wanted or needed, but the good news is that it’s a damn fine children’s album and something every parent of youngish thingees who reads this blog should look into snatching up.  You can listen to four of the tracks at their MySpace page and I highly recommend you start with the FUNky “Where’s the Music?”, which just may be the best kids song ever (I can’t stop listening to it) and will surely worm its way onto my next mix CD.

MORE: You can download two MP3’s from the album, including “Where’s the Music?”, from here.

Posted by Kevin K. on 06/19/08 at 02:37 PM
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Lara Logan: Ass Kicker

Lara Logan
Asskicker

From The Daily Show on Tuesday:

“If I were to watch the news that you’re hearing in the United States, I’d just blow my brains out, because it would drive me nuts.”

—Lara Logan (CBS News’ Chief Foreign Correspondent and the future wife of ts)

Full video at Raw Story (scroll down—link via Lally’s Alley).

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Posted by Kevin K. on 06/19/08 at 09:31 AM
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Bashing the Obamas

It’s about time someone made a video like this.  Pass it around.

[via MyDD]

Posted by Kevin K. on 06/19/08 at 08:39 AM
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

John McCain & Harriet Christian: Don’t they make a beautiful couple?

John McCain & Harriet Christian

John McCain & Harriet Christian

Republican presidential candidate John McCain and former second-class citizen Harriet Christian (yes, that Harriet Christian) really hit it off Saturday at St. McSame’s PUMA Panderpalooza, even though she couldn’t find out where the “convention” was being held.  According to one first-hand account: “John McCain knew who Harriet was and was very happy to see her and she him.” One can only hope they discussed how McCain’s opponent Barack Obama is an “inadequate black male” and how painful it is to be thrown down the tubes.

More pics from St. McSame’s PUMA Panderpalooza can be viewed here.

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Posted by Kevin K. on 06/18/08 at 04:59 PM
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Michelle Obama Co-Hosting on The View

Just started watching it.  So far, so good. She’s going to be a great First Lady. Whoopi Goldberg, who I think was a Clinton supporter, looked like she was going to explode with joy when she introduced her and said she could be the next first lady of the United States.

MORE: This isn’t the entire show, but it seems to be the entire “table chat” with the women. Michelle really did well. Bravo. If you want to see the Matthew Broderick interview or the cooking segment, you’re on your own.

Posted by Kevin K. on 06/18/08 at 01:08 PM
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David Cross as “perfumer” Andre Galletois

In our continuing “fuck politics” series we bring you: “Fuck politics, let’s sniff.”  Here’s David Cross from the 1997 VH1 Fashion Awards:

Posted by Kevin K. on 06/18/08 at 11:22 AM
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“Stop the Rock” on Ukulele

Fuck politics, let’s uke. Here’s Fin Raucous, the mad ukulele-strumming Scotsman, banging out a cover of “Stop the Rock” in his shed.  This is just way too cool for school:

Here’s a video of the original (Fin’s version kicks its ass) and click here if you want to see more of Fin playing ukulele with his pal Gus.

Posted by Kevin K. on 06/18/08 at 10:58 AM
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Your Daily Moment of McCain

Just saw at Wonk’s Obama is 44 that The Jed Report is running a video series called “Your Daily Moment of McCain.” Jed’s got the skillz, so this is great news.  Here’s the latest (#3):

You can view the first two videos here and here.

This also reminded me that I really needed to add The Jed Report to my blogroll.  Done. I did some spring cleaning on the blogroll yesterday, so I’ve got some room to spare.  If you link to Rumproast let me know in the comments.

RELATED: Sunshine state rez Betty Cracker has her own Florida-centric series going on McCain: “I’ve been pretty skeptical of Obama’s chances in Florida. But the more McCain opens his yap, the more hopeful I feel about Obama’s prospects here.”

MORE: I don’t know how I missed this one yesterday, but it’s really funny and effective. Careful@work, though…

Posted by Kevin K. on 06/18/08 at 08:40 AM
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

I am aware of all internet traditions

I am aware of all internet traditions

[via Instaputz—comment from LG&M]

MORE: You can get the Monarch Notes version of this meme from John Cole.

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Posted by Kevin K. on 06/17/08 at 03:09 PM
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The Next Food Network MILF*

OMG! My latest TV crush Susie Fogelson does a vlog!!!

Yes, I’m that fucking lame.  Feel free to excoriate me in the comments (comparisons to Althouse are encouraged) or if you also watch this god-awful show, consider this your coming out party (I’m looking at you, Rob).

* No, you pig, the “F” stands for “feed.”

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Posted by Kevin K. on 06/17/08 at 12:42 PM
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