Today, when a hip band allows Outback Steakhouse to co-opt one of their most beloved songs, Millennials don’t call it selling out. It’s a cogent business decision. To Millennials, it’s perfectly acceptable to transform the lyric “Let’s pretend we don’t exist / Let’s pretend we’re in Antarctica” into the jingle “Let’s go Outback tonight / Life will still be there tomorrow.” (Et tu, Of Montreal.)
Perhaps most troubling, the Millennials have effectively transformed the no-logo idealism of Gen X into the mantra “no logo except Apple.” Embracing “hip” brands is what often passes for cool with today’s trendsetters. Still, boomers continue to debase the values of my “downbeat” and “cynical” generation, perhaps tricked into thinking they have more in common with the Millennials since ponchos and hippie beards have become popular once again.
I’ve been suffering through a bit of blogging burnout lately and its root cause is that I’ve been exposing (and getting exposed to) utterly repugnant wingnut-like crap like this from rabid anti-Obama Hillshills longer than just about anyone out there in the blogosneer. There’s a point when you realize that slowing down to stare at Clinton clown car crashes is, at its core, a slightly grotesque and depressing hobby to engage in. I’ve got a longer, lay-waste-to-everything post left in me that I’ll probably be rolling out in the near future, but for now I’m just going to leave you with this:
Because today, that’s how I’m gonna roll. Go with the flowbee.
Oops, sorry, didn’t mean to get the folks at No Quarter and HillaryIs44 all excited by the title of this post, but was wondering if we had any animal tracking or raccoon experts out there. We found what appear to be muddy animal paw prints in our garden this morning and also some markings in the silt at the bottom of a large bucket that had collected rainwater. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a raccoon because my wife Chris and I once saw one up a tree in Queens and there have been plenty of sightings in this Brooklyn neighborhood. What do you guys think?
Probably the best short analysis you’ll read comes from West Virginia resident Christy Hardin Smith of Firedoglake. Someone in the comments at FDL asked Christy why she thought Hillary did so well and this was her reply:
Because she campaigned her ass off here, and Bill Clinton was really loved here a lot. She played to the homespun, religious, rural voters with a lot of respect and care in her appearances — genuine respect and care, from everything I saw and heard. And people loved it.
Obama barely campaigned here. It was as if WV didn’t exist until the last minute when he did a stop on Monday in Charleston. He had done two other drop-in speeches that I know of, but no retail politics at all. As in no door-to-door, town hall meeting type voter outreach. And that arms-length style is exactly what kicked Gore and Kerry’s asses here the last two election cycles.
Which, btw, I told several Obama people a while back. Voters here don’t feel like they know Obama at all — they at least got to know Clinton through her first lady years and again through her steady campaigning here for weeks. Plus, she had the bulk of the party leadership here in her corner early on — and they are all very loyal, very hard-working folks in terms of GOTV. Obama came off as uninterested in WV — and the vote shows exactly what folks in WV think about that. And I say that as someone who cast her vote for Obama today.
That’s pretty spot on.
Obama and his staff have run a brilliant campaign, but their handling of West Virginia wasn’t one of their better moments. Sure, the numbers don’t add up for Hillary, but the narrative for the rest of the week will be how glorious it is that the tenacious Pantsuit Zombie has risen again and that white folks are growing increasingly uncomfortable with Obama (even though Indiana and North Carolina proved it was trending in the opposite direction). I never thought he had a chance in hell of winning there, but they should have tried a little harder to keep her margin of victory down to keep the pundits in check.
My lovely wife Chris just emailed this to me. Last night in the middle of the broadcast of Medium in New York City WNBC did a live “coming up at 11” spot for their nightly news and the anchor Sue Simmons, out of nowhere, let loose with a loud, “What the fuck are you doing?” My wife watches Medium (don’t ask), so I just checked the DVR and sure enough, it’s real. When they came back for the next news promo, Simmons was noticeably absent. Not sure what happened at 11 when the news kicked in. I’ll poke around and let you know.
I guess I should be pushing for an Obama/Galifianakis ticket with all of the Zach stuff I’ve been pushing here, but wanted to pass on this info on to you. I just found out that Galifianakis has a new low-budget movie coming out this summer called Visioneers and it looks like it could be a winner. You can check out the trailer below or click here for a hi-res Quicktime version. They’re also running a contest at the Visioneers’ official site for a trip for two to the Las Vegas premiere if you want to check that out.
Unfortunately, no NYC screenings have been scheduled as of this posting.
After reading panicked comments from Hillary West Virginia phonebankers at various anti-Obama blogs (“they think it’s over!”) and John Cole’s canvassing report below, I think Hillary’s predicted margin of victory in West Virginia (30-40%) is vastly inflated. I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’ll only win by 13%:
Just finished walking my precinct, going door to door doing the GOTV for the Obama campaign, and I have to tell you, I am impressed with the level of organization. I was given a packet that included google maps, lists of supporters names, addresses, and how they are trending (strong supporter, undecided, etc.), literature to hand to people with the address of the precinct polling place and time the polls open, and literature to place on the door knob should they not be home.
I fully expect Hillary to win tomorrow, but I don’t think we are going to see a 40 point or whatever margin. At least I hope not. I can tell you this, however- Barack’s support here may not be as broad as Hillary’s, but it is deep. The people I spoke to were all folks like me- crawl-over-glass voters. They would, to a person, crawl over glass to pull the lever for Obama tomorrow. No one needed to be told when the polls were opening tomorrow, they knew. No one needed to be told where to go, they knew where they had to be tomorrow to vote.
I don’t know if this is simply a result of my lists being highly refined after weeks months of phone-banking, and I don’t know if there is a similar such level of organization or commitment on the Clinton side, but I can tell you that the people I visited were extremely motivated. On several occasions (three, to be exact), people were fielding phone calls from the Obama campaign while I was at the door. Additionally, I have personally received multiple calls from the Obama, yet have not received so much as a mailer from Clinton. As I am a newly registered Democrat with accurate phone and address on my registration, I thought at the very least the Clinton campaign would call or mail something.
MORE: Tonight I’m either going to look like the dumbest person in the blogosphere or the smartest. If I were you, I’d put money on “dumbest.”