My wife and I had to rewind the DVR last night to make sure we heard this correctly. Ladies and gents, I present Patrick Buchanan, friend of the rabid anti-Obama Hillshills and an utterly massive dickhead:
Realism = Marxism. Sweet. If I were Rachel Maddow I would have replied, “Fascist says what?”
MSNBC, please mothball this racist fuckknuckle before he calls Maddow what we all know he’s dying to.
From The NY Times (which endorsed Hillary for the Dem nomination):
The Pennsylvania campaign, which produced yet another inconclusive result on Tuesday, was even meaner, more vacuous, more desperate, and more filled with pandering than the mean, vacuous, desperate, pander-filled contests that preceded it.
Voters are getting tired of it; it is demeaning the political process; and it does not work. It is past time for Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton to acknowledge that the negativity, for which she is mostly responsible, does nothing but harm to her, her opponent, her party and the 2008 election.
If nothing else, self interest should push her in that direction. Mrs. Clinton did not get the big win in Pennsylvania that she needed to challenge the calculus of the Democratic race. It is true that Senator Barack Obama outspent her 2-to-1. But Mrs. Clinton and her advisers should mainly blame themselves, because, as the political operatives say, they went heavily negative and ended up squandering a good part of what was once a 20-point lead.
On the eve of this crucial primary, Mrs. Clinton became the first Democratic candidate to wave the bloody shirt of 9/11. A Clinton television ad — torn right from Karl Rove’s playbook — evoked the 1929 stock market crash, Pearl Harbor, the Cuban missile crisis, the cold war and the 9/11 attacks, complete with video of Osama bin Laden. “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen,” the narrator intoned.
If that was supposed to bolster Mrs. Clinton’s argument that she is the better prepared to be president in a dangerous world, she sent the opposite message on Tuesday morning by declaring in an interview on ABC News that if Iran attacked Israel while she were president: “We would be able to totally obliterate them.”
By staying on the attack and not engaging Mr. Obama on the substance of issues like terrorism, the economy and how to organize an orderly exit from Iraq, Mrs. Clinton does more than just turn off voters who don’t like negative campaigning. She undercuts the rationale for her candidacy that led this page and others to support her: that she is more qualified, right now, to be president than Mr. Obama.
In case you missed it, the latest knuckleheaded controversy “plaguing” the Obama campaign is “wafflegate.” The story, in a fucknutshell, is that Obama asked a reporter if he could finish his meal instead of answering a question. That’s it, but the rabid anti-Obama Hillshills have worked themselves up into a lather over it. John Brown takes them all down with one simple paragraph:
Anyone who is currently pretending the waffle incident matters should immediately screw his or her fucking head on straight, apologize to every single person they’ve insulted by pretending this story is meaningful and then place their hand in a hot waffle iron for 30 seconds.
John McCain further displayed tough talk in an interview airing on “Good Morning America” Tuesday. ABC News’ Chris Cuomo asked McCain what he would do if Iran attacked Israel with nuclear weapons.
“I want the Iranians to know that if I’m the president, we will attack Iran,” McCain said. “In the next 10 years, during which they might foolishly consider launching an attack on Israel, we would be able to totally obliterate them.”
UPDATE: It gets better (worse?), she cornered poor Chelsea in Baltimore a few months back and sang it for her sans autoharp. I think that had to be an even worse experience for Chelsea than when she found out about you-know-what…
Scranton is Hillary’s “third” home, outside of Arkansas and New York, it’s where her Grandfather is Buried. The blue collar town of 72,000+ poured out Sunday night to see Caroline Kennedy, Bob Casey and Senator Barack Obama.
Swampland pegs the crowd at 4,800, really quite a showing for a city widely suspected of potentially going 75%+ for Hillary…
A day before the Pennsylvania Democratic primary, it appears Hillary Rodham Clinton will fend off a late charge from Barack Obama, the latest SurveyUSA poll found.
The poll, the fifth conducted exclusively for NBC 10 and several other local television stations throughout the state, concluded that women will carry Clinton to victory, despite a surge for Obama in the southeast portion of the state.
According to the survey, Clinton will carry the symbolically important popular vote, but not by enough to gain material advantage in pledged delegates, according to the final SurveyUSA tracking poll for the primary.
The survey concluded that Clinton will finish with 50 percent, 6 percentage points ahead of Obama. The margin of sampling error is 3.8 percent.
Looking only at SurveyUSA numbers and ignoring the polls that have been released by 12 competing pollsters in Pennsylvania, Obama gained ground in a week when he was largely on defense and off-message. Last week, SurveyUSA had Clinton ahead by 14 points. Monday, in a poll conducted using the identical methodology, SurveyUSA found Clinton ahead by 6 points.
(More polling info here—not updated with this new SUSA result yet)
Tomorrow Rhino Records will finally release remastered and expanded deluxe editions of the Replacement’s first four Twin/Tone releases: Stink, Hootenany, Let it Be and, my personal favorite, Sorry Ma, Forgot To Take Out The Trash. I still think only one rock band has put out four better studio releases in a row and that’s the Rolling Stones (Beggars Banquet, Let It Bleed, Sticky Fingers and Exile on Main St.). Feel free to point out how completely wrong I am about that in the comments.
I can look out my Window…
see all the Plum, Pear, Cherry Trees
in full blossom..
I can see all the Daffodils in full Bloom…
and all the new growth on all
My roser plants…
I can see Blue sky..
I also can look down the street and
see gas heading for Four dollars a gallon
at the Pump..
and heard there is a growing food crisis in the world..
and i worry about the very poor people
in Impoverished Countrys..
I am Not Bitter..
But I have My Concerns..
but I know I am not alone..
because of all of you..
I too, Have a “DREAM”..
and good government…
and the American people UNITING
because the TRUTH
has brought them together..
A lot of attention has been focussed on Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton appearing on The Colbert Report last night (you could have built a log cabin using Hillary’s delivery), but John Edwards was the clear winner:
Why? After seeing this and this it struck me that watching these two blithering nincompoops leading the blogojeer for Hillary against their dull-eyed, drooling wingnut mentors will be awfully entertaining to watch. It’ll be the ultimate fucktard cage match. I’ve even come up with a name for it just in case it goes down: Sad Hacks Beyond Thunderdumb.
Or ... The End of the Blogosphere As We Know It.
Nothing can survive an onslaught of that much unrelenting dueling douchebaggery.
This is one of those political moments that really needs few words.
We’ll no doubt hear much more about this incident in coming days.
I can think of those “few words,” Malcolm: “fuck” and “you.” No finger necessary.
UPDATE: Here’s another angle (and clearly the best to refute this goofiness) shot by Ustream. If you watch the full-screen version and scroll to the 20:50 mark, you can clearly see that he was scratching his face with two fingers. And, yes, I feel embarrassed to be human even to have to bother posting this.
I’m going to introduce a new game I came up with where everyone gets to pick wingnut blogger counterparts for the online Hillshills. I think it’s pretty clear at this point that SusanUnPC’s wingnut counterpart is Pamela at Atlas Shrugs (all that’s missing are the vlogs). Feel free to play along in the comments.