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Okay, I looked…

DancesWithPumas 03.09.09 at 9:28 pm

  Goodnight, ever growing Puma Nation.

I don’t know how these people get through a half minute without choking to death on their tongues.

Comment by Kevin K. on 03/09/09 at 10:42 PM

Sure, all political sites will have taken a hit since the election ended. But not all sites set such great store by their traffic per se, and not all are so delusional and isolated.

Yeah, I think we’re getting more traffic than both of them now.  We’ve been doing better than PUMA PAc for a while. RD & myiq are so adorable when they crow about how many “hits” the Effluence has gotten when they both know that’s a totally bullshit measure of web site traffic.

Comment by Kevin K. on 03/09/09 at 10:39 PM

Heh.

Headclunker 03.09.09 at 7:39 pm

  Hey Murphy,

  Ostupid has still not fixed his FEC reports. How about a FECK prowl!

Hey headclunker, neither has OFuckup Murphy.

Needless to say, there was not much in the way of response by her non-profitness.

Comment by gimmeabreak on 03/09/09 at 08:40 PM

YAFB, do you have any idea of what they’re trying to prove?

Absolutely none whatsoever!

And I suspect that 99.9% of those posting there don’t either.

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 03/09/09 at 07:31 PM

YAFB, do you have any idea of what they’re trying to prove?  That Barack is Rosemary’s baby?  I could only get through about half of it, and skimming at that, before I had to click the back button.

Comment by marindenver on 03/09/09 at 06:53 PM

On the other hand, TexasDarlin seems to have cornered the market in Peak Gibbering Wingnut at the moment. I offer this entire thread as an example:

http://texasdarlin.wordpress.com/2009/02/22/renees-thread/

Wow.

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 03/09/09 at 05:57 PM

It is more boring since they’ve weeded out bmw60 and KarenWI.  They now seem to have their echo-chamber where they can pearl-clutch and tongue-cluck.

I think even for the few that are left that icepick is looked on as occasional entertainment (and source of Mommy cash)

Comment by gimmeabreak on 03/09/09 at 03:41 PM

Heh. And check out these trends, as we did on Stupid Pumas a few days ago:

http://www.quantcast.com/pumapac.org#traffic

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/pu mapac.org

http://www.quantcast.com/riverdaughter.wordpress.com#traffic

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/ri verdaughter.wordpress.com#traffic

Sure, all political sites will have taken a hit since the election ended. But not all sites set such great store by their traffic per se, and not all are so delusional and isolated.

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 03/09/09 at 03:20 PM

BTW, is it just me or have the PUMA sites been extra boring lately?  Even jenni isn’t delivering the entertainment.

I’m not sure it’s just you.

I think some of us who were ferreting around digging gold there have gone on (possibly temporary) strike due to Darrugh’s increasingly turgid, formulaic output.

There’s only so many times I can read how Obama’s popularity rating has twitched another point or two downward according to Rasmussen or whatever other poll fits her agenda before I flash back to the primaries and election. And we all know how well that turned out.

Last I looked (a couple of days ago), even The Effluence and myiq were bereft of anything wildly wacky to gawp at. The best he could come up with in the wake of the Brown/Obama non-controversy was the suggestion that Obama needs to party less and get some more sleep. Maybe if the pres. logs on there, that’ll happen as a natural side effectzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I’ve been driven to some of the outlier PUMA and RW sites for my regular doses of stupidity. But sadly, they’re all amateurs in comparison, and some of the same tedious names appear there too. Except for Joseph Cannon, who’s obviously a pro wingnut (and does the charitable thing by tolerating myiq’s drooling since it’s apparently the only place on the web, including The Effluence, where he can post without being harassed about goats nowadays). How the Repubs and Dems came to swap him for John Cole I’m not clear, but I think the Dems got the better deal of it.

However, on all the evidence, I’m increasingly convinced that DWP has scored some kickass crack from kat in your hat.

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 03/09/09 at 03:10 PM

I think Darragh has run out of material. At this point, she’s just going through the motions to keep those “donations” coming.

I was talking about the comments mostly, though.  Murphy’s been set on “boring” for a long time now, but her commenters have brought the crazy enough to keep me somewhat engaged.

Comment by Kevin K. on 03/09/09 at 02:29 PM

BTW, is it just me or have the PUMA sites been extra boring lately?  Even jenni isn’t delivering the entertainment.  What gives?

I think Darragh has run out of material. At this point, she’s just going through the motions to keep those “donations” coming.

Comment by Tom65 on 03/09/09 at 01:25 PM

I think the anti-puma sites are republican operatives who want obama praised and swooshes into a second term. That way, american voters will be so completely fed up with democrats, it’ll be a gazillion years before they’re ever in power again.

The sad thing is that she’s one of the smarter PUMAs. Last year’s Dem primaries should forever be known as “the great culling of ‘08.”

BTW, is it just me or have the PUMA sites been extra boring lately?  Even jenni isn’t delivering the entertainment.  What gives?

Comment by Kevin K. on 03/09/09 at 01:11 PM

I think DWP is onto us guys:

DancesWithPumas 03.09.09 at 11:47 am

  BillieJo
  “one termer”, if he lasts that long…maybe he’ll plain, out and out “spend more time with my family” resign. “Presidentin’ is Hard” (© cinie).

  ot
  I think the anti-puma sites are republican operatives who want obama praised and swooshes into a second term. That way, american voters will be so completely fed up with democrats, it’ll be a gazillion years before they’re ever in power again.

Did I mention that Phyllis Schafly is my mom?  Might as well let it all hang out now.  Damn, that DWP is smmmrrrttt!

Comment by gimmeabreak on 03/09/09 at 12:02 PM

Maybe jenni can send NBC a box of her poop.

Comment by Kevin K. on 03/05/09 at 01:19 PM

jenniforhillary 03.05.09 at 8:29 am

  PRESSING NEWS ALERT:

  NBC POLL just released shows 68% of AMERICANS LOVE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA and 47% RANK HIM HIGHLY AS DOING PERFECT (Yes, I paraphrased but I am close)…..

  BULL FUCKING SHIT. This is just another lie. Who is keeping count…is it lie 1,345,679 or lie 1,345,680?

  FUCK the media. We should burn down all the buildings now. They are absolutely lying. lying. and they are the problem. without them He would be a thug in Chicago scamming on the street corner….

Yay! Not only is she a racist, she’s a latent arsonist.

Comment by Tom65 on 03/05/09 at 09:29 AM

Which states, clearly, that the only constitutional right that women have is the right to vote.

That’s right ladies. No 1st Am. rights for you! Government agents will be along shortly to lock you up. Christ, they are so blindingly stupid I don’t see how they remember to keep breathing:

Laws are not guarantees. Laws can be eroded, amended or repealed, in many states by a
margin of one vote. An amendment is necessary to insure that sex discrimination laws cannot be overturned or misinterpreted.

So let us all pray that the Amendment Fairy will sprinkle her magikal amendment dust over the Bill of Rights…

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 03/05/09 at 07:03 AM

Then Jenni blames Obama for the ERA not passing in Illinois.

Comment by kcindenver on 03/04/09 at 09:40 PM

Oh wow. The PUMA’s are currently distributing their new flyer on the ERA. Which states, clearly, that the only constitutional right that women have is the right to vote. Genius.

Comment by kcindenver on 03/04/09 at 09:19 PM

Especially is he’s allergic to goats.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 03/04/09 at 09:08 PM

Oh well, I guess he couldn’t put out an APB for a pity fuck.

But if he played his cards right, he could get some of whatever myiq is going for.  On second thought, John, stick with the pillow.

mar—Or longer.  I sense a business opportunity.

Comment by sean on 03/04/09 at 02:19 PM

Do these people realize it has been about a year since the primary was effectively over?

Grieving a loss can take a lifetime.  Or what is beginning to seem like a lifetime.

Comment by marindenver on 03/04/09 at 12:35 PM

I awoke crying while desperately holding onto my pillows, which just moments ago, had been some of my closest friends from this last year and half on the campaign trail for now Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

I’m willing to venture a wee wager that he wasn’t crying into that pillow.

Christ.

Oh well, I guess he couldn’t put out an APB for a pity fuck.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 03/03/09 at 08:51 PM

Tom65—I’m beginning to feel the same way, as the PUMAs toss out endless variations on the same flatulent theme.  Then again, they do occasionally surprise me with new levels of pathetic mewling, as John West demonstrates at the litterbox:

I awoke crying while desperately holding onto my pillows, which just moments ago, had been some of my closest friends from this last year and half on the campaign trail for now Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. A rabid crowd of people were trying to tear me away from them, screaming the same question over and over again; “Why don’t you just get over it?!!”

Do these people realize it has been about a year since the primary was effectively over?

Comment by sean on 03/03/09 at 07:38 PM

I think my PUMA fascination has run its course. I know what they’re about, I know the bat-shit insanity is utterly predictable in any given circumstance (misogyny is far worse than “X” and men deserve to have their cocks shot off), etc. The only thing I’m mildly interested in is seeing Darragh socked with a massive tax bill for treating her PAC like a personal piggy bank.

Comment by Tom65 on 03/03/09 at 10:21 AM

My semi-regular puma patrol takes me from the Conflux to Cannon Fodder.  Today, however I notice that the tinfoil hat stylings of Cannon are no longer linked to by riverchucky.  How come?

Meanwhile, the dubious NativeAmericansAgainstObama is still on the blog roll, even though the Native Americans have folded their anti-Obama tent.

Comment by AltHippo on 03/02/09 at 09:24 PM

Maybe Joe the Plumber can co-star with the Octomom in her porn debut.  I hope his snake doesn’t disappoint us all…

Ok, that just set my whole day off.

Comment by gimmeabreak on 02/28/09 at 02:29 PM

Maybe Joe the Plumber can co-star with the Octomom in her porn debut.  I hope his snake doesn’t disappoint us all…

Comment by Allan on 02/28/09 at 01:02 AM

kc, when murphy is not dripping in sarcasm, peddling self-pity, grievance-farming, congratulating herself, fanning the flames of bigotry, pontificating, indulging her inner child, guilting the gullible, spamming the Supreme Court, rumor-mongering, finger-pointing, pouting, trolling for PUMA dollars, flattering castratiophiliacs, ignoring FEC notices, sulking, projecting, obssessing on presidential trouser contents, humanity denying, and wallowing in an acrid mix of resentment and delusion,

she can come up with some good stuff.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 02/27/09 at 11:28 PM

PLEASE make him stop, someone!

I beg to differ with you. His plan is bound be chock full o’ hilarity.

On Wednesday, Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher said that if he were in Congress, he would “probably be in jail” because he’d be charged with “slapping some member.”

Someone tell that poor soul jacking off is not a crime.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 02/27/09 at 09:38 PM

You know, Murphy actually has some thought provoking questions in her latest post. It’s a shame she’s insane/master manipulator/both, because she really can write.

Comment by kcindenver on 02/27/09 at 09:13 PM

Today’s edition of jokes that write themselves:  John McCain questions the use of $650,000 for beaver management

It’s sad to see G waste so much time on that bullshit.  Even if he only made it all up instead of running the analysis, his talents could be put to better use elsewhere…

Comment by sean on 02/27/09 at 08:24 PM

Heh. Joseph Cannon posted an email correspondence you may have seen doing the rounds at some RW sites, supposedly between an anonymous African American banker and a journalist. Cannon reckoned it was real, but invited any refutations.

Check out the comments, in particular those from G.

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 02/27/09 at 08:05 PM

Palin/Wurzelbacher in ‘12!!!
(now that Jindal seems to have shit the bed)

Comment by Tom65 on 02/27/09 at 03:48 PM

Oh, and the National Tea Bagging party was today:

http://wonkette.com/tag/pt-ron-paul-revolution-or-something/

yup, pretty much what I expected.

Comment by Tom65 on 02/27/09 at 03:41 PM

Whoever is in charge of cutting off these idiots after their 15 minutes is up is seriously loafing on the job where “Joe” the “Plumber” is concerned.

Even more disturbing from the DC Examiner:

Finally, he [Wurzelbacher] said he’s going to be announcing a plan regarding the tax system next month. “This idea has been out there for some time, but I haven’t seen enough action on it, so I’m going to give it my swing,” he said.

PLEASE make him stop, someone!

Comment by marindenver on 02/27/09 at 03:39 PM

Wow, how could I forget that CPAC is this week? I should have taken a few days off and headed downtown for entertainment, like (not) Joe the (not) Plumber suggesting that Congressmen should be shot:

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/27/jtp-congressmen- should-be-shot/

Andy Warhol, in his wildest drug-fueled dreams, could never have cooked up this kind of performance art.

Comment by Tom65 on 02/27/09 at 02:57 PM

Heh, I love when we force him to do really stupid things.

Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice!

wow…just, wow…

Comment by Tom65 on 02/27/09 at 12:44 PM

And Murphy’s Flying Monkeys are full o’ win in this thread:

Ario 02.27.09 at 12:28 am

  listen i really dont want to rant but i gotta…i cant wait to see him fall flat…i really cant wait…and if this country falls off a cliff in the process…o well..we will rebuild….and like i told the stupid obots tonite…he can hide all he wants behind all of our money and our economy…but the minute we hit a depression or get attacked…he is done…and im not sure which will be first….and i mean that from the bottom of my heart…he can act like we arent in a terrorist war all he wants…and of course the terrorists are just waiting to slap his punk ass around…and i will be the one in the corner laughing…it serves the usa right for falling for the nonsense…but when its over we will come back to reality and rebuild…and thats truth.

jenniforhillary 02.27.09 at 9:24 am

  For all those that compare Bo to JKF….sure, I can see the comparison….they are not women.

  I think that sums it up….of course I think a female fetus has more in common with JFK than the criminal named BO does…but that is just me.

DancesWithPumas 02.27.09 at 9:31 am

  jenniforhillary
  theyre all organizing themselves for ogangbanger’s 2nd term, while the IV from the vat of kool-aid drips into their jugulars.

Comment by Kevin K. on 02/27/09 at 12:14 PM

Heh, I love when we force him to do really stupid things.

Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice!

Comment by Kevin K. on 02/27/09 at 12:10 PM

Well, does anyone know?  Because jenni’s got to have a birthday coming up sometime or there’s always Christmas . . .

Comment by marindenver on 02/26/09 at 11:24 PM

Brad fished up a J4H quote that should be duly recorded for the ages:

jenniforhillary 10.17.08 at 11:19 pm
QUESTION: is it illegal and/or will the Secret Service come hunt you down if you send someone poop in a box?

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 02/26/09 at 10:56 PM

Here’s a question for someone more knowledgeable in matters of taxation: if Murphy is soliciting funds for PUMA PAC and then draws a salary from those funds, is that treated as taxable income?

Tom, as a practicing member of the CPA profession, I will tell you that the answer to that, in a word, is “yes”.  In addition if she loses her tax exempt status for PUMAPac (which she is highly likely to do by ignoring or disregarding the reporting requirements) then all the money raised by her, ostensibly for PUMAPac, will be taxable income (subject to reduction by expenses deemed appropriate to whatever purpose the entity was formed to do).  I have been waiting with great anticipation for this to happen.

Comment by marindenver on 02/26/09 at 04:46 PM

Dear J4H,

Democrats don’t make Limbaugh look smart unless you’re a sexist racist homophobic Republican dittohead who is overly susceptible to stupid ideas when they are shouted over and over and over again.

Oh yeah, that’s right.  You are.

Sincerely,
A Democrat

Comment by Allan on 02/26/09 at 02:25 PM

j4h, again:

jenniforhillary 02.26.09 at 12:36 pm

 
And you know what I REALLY hate about Rush Limbaugh and the Democraps…is that They make HIM look smart. and correct. Damn those Democraps….damn them all….

You know, if she ever figures out how to harness the power of the weirding words, we are all seriously screwed.

Comment by Tom65 on 02/26/09 at 01:50 PM

Kevin - go for it. I already tried to find an email address for Ms. Carmona at the FEC, but no luck.

Comment by Tom65 on 02/26/09 at 11:38 AM

Here’s a question for someone more knowledgeable in matters of taxation: if Murphy is soliciting funds for PUMA PAC and then draws a salary from those funds, is that treated as taxable income?

Comment by Tom65 on 02/26/09 at 11:30 AM

Tom, funny, someone just emailed me that through the “tips” email acct.  That’s her third “failure to file” warning letter, correct? I wonder if the FEC would tell a “concerned citizen” anything if they called up the # on that letter?  Hmmmmmm.

Comment by Kevin K. on 02/26/09 at 11:29 AM

Murphy get another nasty-gram from the FEC:

http://images.nictusa.com/pdf/884/29030034884/290300 34884.pdf#navpanes=0

Perhaps we should do a “prowl” of our own and demand that the FEC actually start fining her ass.

Comment by Tom65 on 02/26/09 at 10:18 AM

That whole thread is a revealing look at PUMA in all its ugly glory.

Comment by Tom65 on 02/26/09 at 09:08 AM

Wow, tom, that jenniforhillary quote is quite the breathtaking piece of projection.  In just a few sentences, she manages to express her deepest sexual fantasies, how she feels about herself for holding them, and advice to herself on how to correct her own damage.

Comment by Allan on 02/26/09 at 12:10 AM

By gum, that thread is full of win, and still rolling - loads of material for #####. I especially enjoyed jforh and DWP’s exquisitely detailed discussion of the dimensions of Obama’s genitals (yet again). And apparently Ziegler’s off the hook with everyone except taggles.

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 02/25/09 at 11:42 PM

Christ, she’s like the head guard in a Prison Porno.

jenniforhillary 02.25.09 at 6:59 pm

women who support obama should be ass whupped. a lot. and then some more. and then again. and again. and again.

And then they should be strapped spread eagle to the bars of their cells and covered with oil and ...

Urgh. I can practically hear eager minion and professional towel boy, NoIQ breathing heavily.

I note that women who support Obama are not covered by the LOOK AT US THE WRONG WAY AND WE’LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS clause of the PUMA Bill of Rights.

Why am I not surprised, and does this include Hillary?

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 02/25/09 at 09:37 PM

pumafail.com is ready, well I need to add a lot more content but you’ll get the idea, make sure and watch the whole flash intro featuring the radio interview mash up.

Comment by pumawatcher on 02/25/09 at 09:13 PM

Murphy was piling on her too for, apparently, dissing Palin.  I think Murphy enjoys this stuff.

Comment by marindenver on 02/25/09 at 09:03 PM

And Jenni goes full retard:

jenniforhillary 02.25.09 at 6:59 pm

women who support obama should be ass whupped. a lot. and then some more. and then again. and again. and again.

sickening. truly and absolutely fucking sickening.

get some therapy. wake up. or go away.

Comment by Tom65 on 02/25/09 at 08:35 PM

Eep! A stray relatively sane person wanders into PUMA PAC (developing): http://pumapac.org/2009/02/25/do-something/#comments

Murphy must be on vacation or something; that’s a little too close for reality over there..

Comment by Tom65 on 02/25/09 at 07:52 PM

Eep! A stray relatively sane person wanders into PUMA PAC (developing): http://pumapac.org/2009/02/25/do-something/#comments

Also. This is what I call a PROWL.

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 02/25/09 at 06:10 PM

Ah. I see Kevin’s ahead of me!

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 02/25/09 at 11:34 AM

Jeepers

taggles1 02.25.09 at 8:18 am

REMIND ME!!!!!

taggles1 02.25.09 at 8:19 am

TO NEVER EVER TRUST THIS FUCKER AND ANYTHING HE EVER SAYS ABOUT SARAH PALIN.

JOHN ZIEGLER PRODUCER OF MEDIA MALPRACTICE IS A SEXIST PIG!

Watch the whole thing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQqLPJvk3gM&

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 02/25/09 at 11:32 AM

Um. I think I saw J4H the other day. She was shouting at the squirrels that live around the Capitol.

Wow.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 02/24/09 at 11:59 PM

Erm, Exhibit B to your exhibit A, in case it’s needed:

jenniforhillary 02.24.09 at 11:21 am

I wake up every morning Grouchy. Reasons why range from veal and foie gras to the porn industry (which encompases fashion, media and the act itself) to the ‘news’ (sic) industry to EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME a democrap opens their mouth to Samantha Powers a real asshole for sure having the ability to say anything and have someone listen to stanley fairdope on USA talking about how he helped nobama be selected to hollydud talking about AIDS and NOt talking about domestic violence to ……

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 02/24/09 at 11:30 PM

I’ve only been following it intermittently, Kev, but whenever she shows up nowadays, it’s evident that age hasn’t mellowed her - in fact, I think she’s crazier than ever.

Even more disturbingly, she’s been posting at The Effluence too. My worry at this cross-fertilization is tempered by the unwritten cries of “WTF?!” I interpolate, plus the certain knowledge that myiq has had to go and change his clown pants yet again.

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 02/24/09 at 10:38 PM

She’s baaaaaaaack….

jenniforhillary 02.24.09 at 11:25 am

  the thought of Mobama in my white house to the fact that most women in third world countries lead lives of absolute desperation to the fact that the USA is training children to be ruthless hypersexual egomaniacs to the fact that we murder millions of animals a year because humans are so fucking stupid and lazy they can’t spay/neuter to the fact paris hilton/britney spears are considered role models for young girls to the fact that people like to talk about how awful white people are but if you look at the world the WORST most bloody most terrible countries to live in are BLACK countries ruled by Black people (oh, and if you call me a razist I don’t give a damn)…..

I haven’t looked at PUMA Pac for a while.  Is the infighting occurring on an hourly basis these days?  What a train wreck.

Comment by Kevin K. on 02/24/09 at 07:27 PM

Huzzah!!Flushed with victory!!!1!!

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 02/24/09 at 01:46 AM

[Waves white flag]

Ah crap! You win!

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 02/23/09 at 10:23 PM

This is taking an ugly turn. I should never have dropped that last pun in the punchbowl. Throw whatever missiles you think appropriate.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 02/23/09 at 02:31 PM

My favorite scat poem:

“It starts with an S and it ends with a T.
It comes out of you and it comes out of me.
I know what you’re thinking, but don’t call it that.
Let’s be scientific and call it scat!”

Learned it from a park ranger before we headed off on a wildlife walk.

Comment by marindenver on 02/22/09 at 02:26 PM

HTP, I’d do scat puns, but I don’t want to be a poor role modal.

(you don’t even want to know what they’re throwing)

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 02/22/09 at 12:12 PM

yafb, in a word, no. But you take the high road…

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 02/22/09 at 12:01 PM

You’re right yafb.

See you, Jimmie.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 02/22/09 at 11:36 AM

Have you folks nothing better to do than sporran with puns?

[dies in hail of haggi]

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 02/22/09 at 11:18 AM

Thistle be the death of me!

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 02/22/09 at 10:58 AM

Don’t heap your scone on me, lass.

[Dodges mortar rounds]

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 02/22/09 at 10:13 AM

You guys are warped. You just drone on and on.
It really burns me.
This hag is not to be trifled with.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 02/22/09 at 01:11 AM

Hey, there’s no need to be so tartan with me!

[Dodges hand grenades]

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 02/21/09 at 10:35 PM

HTP—It sure won’t get you plaid…

Comment by sean on 02/21/09 at 08:21 PM

A bagpipe lynching you say? That’ll get you kilt.

[Dodges rotten tomatoes]

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 02/21/09 at 06:36 PM

HTP,

Apologies, I really didn’t mean to be “bagpipe lynching.”  I really should have said armpit farting.  That’s a better description.

Comment by AltHippo on 02/21/09 at 09:50 AM

Her writing is to dramaturgy what the bagpipe is to a choral symphony.

Speaking of someone who bears the genetic flaw that causes me to enjoy the sound of bagpipes, I think this instrument makes for a better comparison.

Or armpit farts.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 02/20/09 at 09:21 PM

AltHippo—Ye Gods!  It’s like Ayn Rand thought she was a playwright and started a mediocre weblog!

Comment by sean on 02/20/09 at 06:45 PM

Thanks Kev! I just added those two vid’s I have a lot more pictures and quotes to add before it’s ready.

Comment by pumawatcher on 02/20/09 at 06:07 PM

I believe in free speech.  Really, I do.  But, is there some way to get madamab to stop writing her playlets?

OBAMA: Nah, nah, it’s not about that. This is something even MORE serious. (standing up and pacing) People are accusing me of thinking small on health care just because my entire plan consists of computerizing medical records! I mean, what do they want, single-payer health care or something? I never, EVER said I was going to do anything like that!

Her writing is to dramaturgy what the bagpipe is to a choral symphony.

Comment by AltHippo on 02/20/09 at 04:32 PM

#####, great idea.  Lemme know when you want me to add it to the blogroll.  Regarding video fails, here are a few that come to mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vUUl8RIyjw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE13Zb0ejco

Comment by Kevin K. on 02/20/09 at 04:25 PM

Thanks Mrs. Polly, the site is a work in progress right now. I wanted the graphics to reflect what I thought of the PUMAS, all mashed up and disorganized. As I add videos and pictures the background will become less of an issue but since there is little there it kinda takes over. I absolutely love your puma guide and I wish you would publish it in book form, I would definitely leave it on my coffee table for visitors to read and discuss. I’ve learned about being careful when dealing with these kitties after thinking I could have a dialogue with #####, I know better now and this website is more therapeutic then not.

Comment by pumawatcher on 02/20/09 at 02:30 PM

#####, your site is fabulous! Although it’s true, some of the graphics are slightly squished on my quaint little screen; someday I have to move up from this vacuum-tube monitor, though the oak cabinet does go nicely with the living rooom set.

  I am immodestly suggesting that you might want to look at something I wrote about PUMAs called “A Field Guide to Fraidy Cats”. A lot of people say they have a great book in them; evidently I had that. But after I coughed it up I felt better. Too much cat company has a deleterious effect; be careful.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 02/20/09 at 01:58 PM

“... i was referring to will bower ...”

Heh. I knew that, it’s just if one wants to call him names, I think there are plenty of more imaginative and descriptive ones available.

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 02/20/09 at 10:30 AM

thanks for the input, and when i wrote bitch i was referring to will bower but i see what you mean…lol

Comment by pumawatcher on 02/20/09 at 10:10 AM

I would go for a simpler, less graphics-heavy design.  The current one is a bit hard to read, and only works with browser windows well over 1000 pixels wide.

Comment by sean on 02/20/09 at 09:22 AM

Personally, I’d lose the “Bitch” bit from the Darragh video title as it adds nothing, but it’s your site.

The design’s quite striking, but red on gray text isn’t at all easy to read.

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 02/20/09 at 02:12 AM

I still have a whole lot to do to this site before it’s ready for active duty however you are all welcome to check out what I have so far at this temporary address. Any feedback or comments are welcome.
http://pumafail.com.b1.hostkarma.com/splashpage/

Comment by pumawatcher on 02/20/09 at 01:25 AM

Allan—Sad.  I seem to remember slinkerwink being a sane, considerate person as recently as a couple of years ago.  As for Dean, it’s a mystery: I think that he deserves whatever cabinet position he wants, but also that he may just be too normal to want to be in the cabinet.

Comment by sean on 02/20/09 at 12:01 AM

At least… he does it unintentionally.

Comment by sean on 02/19/09 at 11:52 PM

#####—I hear legendary filmmaker Brad Mays does that kind of thing on the cheap.

Comment by sean on 02/19/09 at 11:51 PM

john - how about the jenni video?

Comment by Tom65 on 02/19/09 at 10:37 PM

I need something of an introduction for my welcome page over at pumafail.com, something full of snark. Anybody have any ideas?

Comment by pumawatcher on 02/19/09 at 07:30 PM

Thanks Mrs. Polly…

Comment by pumawatcher on 02/19/09 at 05:59 PM

John: here’s Miss Sunshine! It’s comment #34, I think. At 8:49 AM. I wonder if it’s before or after she had her coffee. Until I’ve had my coffee, I’m just an ogre, yet I somehow manage not to wish for mass death.

http://pumapac.org/2008/11/08/just-what-we-need/

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 02/19/09 at 05:57 PM

Does anybody have the link to the jenn4hillary comment about wishing death and riots or something like that to everyone who voted for Obama? Any other links to her most vile comments would be appreciated as well…thanks

Comment by pumawatcher on 02/19/09 at 05:22 PM

I’m as guilty as anyone in this regard.  I wanted Russ Feingold for VP and Dean was my first thought for HHS as well.

And there’s always more to the story.  We’ll never know who really wanted what, and who self-selected out of consideration due to skeletons in closets.

It’s just that the screeching classes at DKos have been DEMANDING WITH CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!1! (I’m talking to YOU, slinkerwink!) that Obama must pick Dean or he’s a baby-raping Nazi, and that if Kathleen Sibelius doesn’t run for the Senate then Newt Gingrich becomes King of the World and we all die, or something to that effect.

Comment by Allan on 02/19/09 at 05:09 PM

Politicians control their own careers to a point, but I think the downside for Sibelius if she refused the offer would be fairly significant. It’s not quite as simple as you depict.

The truth probably lies somewhere in between, but the fact that Dean wasn’t even given lip service from the WH speaks volumes.

Comment by Tom65 on 02/19/09 at 04:20 PM
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