I’m posting this because I think dipsetmuthafucka, who posts a video of himself dancing in public every day, is a hoot and because I’ve never seen a woman look more adorable and/or sexy eating a hamburger.* Check out all of dipsetmuthafucka’s videos here. I’ve embedded a few more selections below the fold since he’s got 377 of them to choose from (no, I haven’t watched them all). Enjoy.
Like any good citizen journalist, I went to check out what else this “fine video artist,” a Hillary supporter and a 9/11 Truther (huzzah?!), has produced. At first, I came upon his hillaryious video mashup called “The Obama’s,” which swaps in the Obamas as TV’s the Jeffersons (replete with the show’s intro song), inserts video of what quervodrinker claims is a Kenyan riot, and ends with, get this, footage of the World Trade Center collapsing. I guess that end scene is funny when you’re a 9/11 Truther, but then so is staring at butter dishes and watching dogs poop.
So I decided to check out a bit more of what quervodrinker, another fine video artist, has churned out and settled into viewing his biggest hit to date (over 19k views as of this writing): “Obama, Wright and Hitler The Three Stooges!” Enough said about the video the better, but I thought I’d peruse some of the responses to this masterpiece-o-shit in the comments section. Since I’ve been documenting how Hillshills have become virtually indistinguishable from wingnuts lately, I can’t say I was totally astonished by what I found, but the comments made by quervodrinker on his own video page (read that again, SusanUnPC ... his own video page) caught even an untypical white person like me by surprise:
if blacks dont like it here, get the fuck out…. we will trade the whites “stuck” in south africa for the blacks that are “stuck” here, at least they will contribute to this country instead of leach off of it!
well i dont know if blacks are smarter, i do know that if they do not get there way a large number of them will burn down cities, loot, beat and kill people!
la riots in the 60’s, chicago riots, rodney king riots, kenya riots, etc, etc, etc.
hmmmmmmm who sold us the slaves in the first place?
BLACKS…... Why dont you go after the “DEALER” instead of the “ADDICT”
I cant believe that the blacks are this ungrateful
600000 men died for civil rights blacks sold the black slaves to the Americans and white Americans fought for the injustice of slavery and won
Blacks have been given the same rights as whites have now
This preacher knows nothing of forgiveness, and anyone that supports him (Barack Obama)
Wants to perpetuate this forever
And forever perpetuate this division between us
Furthermore if you do not like the USA You have the right to LEAVE
hitler was just as charismatic as barack….
what do we need to wait for people to die first to satisfy you….
barack is a racist, just like hitler was. the connections that barack has are to racist figures and terrorists, do the research fool!
Well, since quervodrinker encouraged me to “do the research fool,” I decided to take him up on it and see what other pearls of wisdom (all easily found) he’s left around YouTube. Here’s a sampling…
This is pretty funny. Hillary spokesperson Phil Singer blasted out an email at 11:23 insisting that Obama release his tax returns for back years,
Exactly two minutes later, at 11:25, Obama spokesperson Tommy Vietor emailed out word that Obama had posted his tax returns for 2000-2006 on his campaign web site. Turns out the Obama camp has been planning this for some time.
And, yes, it was pretty damn funny. *Thwap!*
I’ll lay off of snipergate (or Tuzlagate or Sinbadgate) because the media has finally picked up the story en masse and the trainwreck that is the Clinton campaign is handling the onslaught so poorly that I don’t (currently) feel the need to rub their noses in it further. Here’s the nutshell version of the Clinton responses to the controversy: She mispoke. She was sleep-deprived. She is human. Rev. Wright. Rev. Wright! Rev. Wright!!! Pathetic.
But the above example from TPM is another reason why I’m totally impressed with how well the Obama campaign has worked the game during this campaign, without appearing underhanded, and how I’m becoming increasingly confident that Obama can handle whatever comes his way during the general election. He’s a solid candidate, he’s picked a great staff and he responded to the Wright controversy magnificently. Hillary and her team of allegedly great political minds, on the other hand, were taken down by fucking Sinbad and have responded like sniveling, dissembling infants.
For their sake, I hope Carrot Top doesn’t have anything on them.
MORE: Just a reminder of how far Obama has come. People tend to forget how far he was behind Hillary when this all started.
It’s become fairly common knowledge among the reality-based-ers that SusanUnPC (a.k.a. susanhu) from Flowbee’s Fortress of Fucknuttery (No Quarter) is certifiable, but after her post last night, entitled “Words Matter, Even for a Liar,” I fear she’s now a few ticks short of 24/7 behind-the-back sleeve-binding.
And below the fold, all set up for us nice ‘n’ pretty like by Susan, we’re greeted by Pat “Segregation Forever” Buchanan’s new editorial titled, I shit you not, “A Brief for Whitey.” Susan, announcing “I share some of his anger,” selects a few pull-quotes from Buchanan’s piece and offers, ahem, color commentary as well:
Buchanan says, “We hear the grievances.” Then, listing the trillions of dollars spent in trying to right the wrongs of our nation’s history of racism, he dares to ask, “Where is the gratitude?”
You must read Buchanan’s piece in full (A Brief for Whitey) — I cannot quote all of the examples that Buchanan cites. Here is how he concludes his essay:
As for racism, its ugliest manifestation is in interracial crime, and especially interracial crimes of violence. Is Barack Obama aware that while white criminals choose black victims 3 percent of the time, black criminals choose white victims 45 percent of the time?
Is Barack aware that black-on-white rapes are 100 times more common than the reverse, that black-on-white robberies were 139 times as common in the first three years of this decade as the reverse?
We have all heard ad nauseam from the Rev. Al about Tawana Brawley, the Duke rape case and Jena. And all turned out to be hoaxes. But about the epidemic of black assaults on whites that are real, we hear nothing.
Sorry, Barack, some of us have heard it all before, about 40 years and 40 trillion tax dollars ago.
Well, I took Susan’s advice and read all of Buchanan’s screed because that wasn’t inaccurate and/or hateful enough for me. Look at what else I found:
First, America has been the best country on earth for black folks. It was here that 600,000 black people, brought from Africa in slave ships, grew into a community of 40 million, were introduced to Christian salvation, and reached the greatest levels of freedom and prosperity blacks have ever known.
[Rev. Jeremiah] Wright ought to go down on his knees and thank God he is an American.
Oh ... my ... God. He didn’t just .... he did? Holy racist shitbag on a cracker. No liberal in their right mind would endorse and/or identify with rancid garbage like that. Right?!
Oh, wait, we forgot about Susan:
Now go ahead and call me a racist for quoting Pat Buchanan.
CHARLOTTE, NC—At a small VFW hall in Charlotte, NC, today, former president Bill Clinton contemplated a McCain/Clinton general election matchup, saying that it would one between “two people who loved this country” without “all this other stuff that always seems to intrude itself on our politics.”
“I think it would be a great thing if we had an election year where you had two people who loved this country and were devoted to the interest of this country,” said the former president. “And people could actually ask themselves who is right on these issues, instead of all this other stuff that always seems to intrude itself on our politics.”
Hats off to NotSteveDoocy (Brian Kilmeade) and Chris Wallace for expressing their disgust with FAUX News’ non-stop Obama bashing in entirely different and delightful ways. If FAUX News hosts think the 24/7 nitpicking has gone too far, we may have finally reached the peak of this ridiculous and monotonous clusterfuck.
bostondreams from The TM Experience was on fire yesterday:
So, Taylor Marsh and her commenters, good Democrats all, are gleeful over the problems encountered by the first African-American candidate for president. They accuse him of being anti-American, of being racist, of being sexist, of being unfair, and of disrespecting and betraying Hillary Clinton. Indeed, she and her ilk have accused, in posts, comments, and elsewhere, the African American community, liberal paragons like Ted Kennedy, and Obama supporting feminists of betraying Her Royal Highness Hillary Clinton. And they link, approvingly, to right wing hit jobs on Obama, purposely misrepresenting him and challenging his very bonafides as a patriotic American and as a progressive, going so far as to link him to terrorism (while blissfully ignoring Clinton’s own links to terrorism, corruption, and even what the right may paint as treason; see here, here, here, here, and here).
“To equate what I said with what this racist bigot has said from the pulpit is unbelievable. He gave a very good speech on race relations, but he did not address the fact that this man is up there spewing hatred.”
Blitzen Trapper live at Mercury Lounge, July, 2007 (full concert here)
Blitzen Trapper, whose album Wild Mountain Nation was picked as our best of 2007, will be playing at Bowery Ballroom at the end of this month (the 29th, to be precise). My wife Chris and I caught their live show unexpectedly in Seattle on a layover and they were wonderful. The performance was reminiscent of the high-energy and adorably scattered mid-years Pavement shows. Highly recommended. As an added bonus, they’re sharing the bill with their label mates Fleet Foxes, who our pals at FREEwilly dig (us, too) and their new EP “Sun Giant” is sure to litter best-of lists near and far at the tail end of ‘08. That’s what we call a win-win. Cash in on it if you’re a big applette.