Sunday, July 25, 2010

Moose Blogging

What to do when one of these babies heads up your driveway:

1.  Get yourselves and the dogs inside.

2.  Grab camera.


So took this shot from the kitchen window of our cabin.  What a beauty, huh?  Puts politics in perspective.

Posted by marindenver on 07/25/10 at 05:29 PM

Categories: Critters

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Attention Global Warming Deniers:

It is now 11.50 p.m. EST (23.50 to you Euros). The current temperature is 90 degrees.

It is now my life’s goal to hunt each and every one of you down and take your temperature with this.

No, I mean the thermometer. Oh yeah, now you’re not so enthusiastic. Assholes.

Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 07/24/10 at 10:46 PM


Saturday Afternoon Music: “Newport,” feat. Alex Warren and Terema Wainwright

UPDATE: The video has been withdrawn because of copyright disputes. An extract of it can still be viewed at the link below.

A Welshman rapping in English, also featuring a token comedy cameo by Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Praise the Lord we are a musical nation.

Posted by YAFB on 07/24/10 at 11:29 AM

One day, all news stories will look like this

I for one welcome our new pixellatious viral overlords.

(h/t Oliver Willis)

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Posted by YAFB on 07/24/10 at 05:59 AM

Friday, July 23, 2010

Friday Night Obscurity Overload: “Jekyll & Hyde Together Again” Half Dubbed In German

I know what you’re thinking, but bear with me. This video includes shit you’ll never see anywhere else:

1. Mark Blankfield, the greatest physical comedian since Buster Keaton (although you can’t tell from this clip), in an absolutely kitchen-clean print of a hopelessly underrated dumb comedy from 1982 about a kindly surgeon who snorts white powder and turns into a Deranged Disco Freak.

2. George Chakiris. Period.

3. Tim Thomerson (Jack Deth, Dollman) at a time when he still had half a chance of being a slick, romantic lead.

4. The invention of the phrase “Putzpuller Prize.”

5. Possibly the greatest in-your-face, “I Yam What I Yam” male stripping anthem ever written, complete with soul-trio back-up.

6. “Some follow their hearts, I follow my nose. Some put on airs, I TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.”

Plus, it’s partly dubbed in German, which lends the whole thing an air of disturbing Weimar menace that is absent from the original.

Don’t thank me—it’s Friday.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 07/23/10 at 07:55 PM

Categories: Knee SlappersMessylaneousSkull HampersYouTubidity

Friday Evening Music: Gus & Fin’s cover of “Girl U Want”

Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/23/10 at 04:43 PM

Categories: MusicMusic VideosGus & FinYouTubidity

“Patty Duke Show” Cast Reunites to Make Me Contemplate Suicide

Thanks for reminding me that the howling maw of the grave is beckoning, you zany prankster twins, you!

But God Bless William Schallert, who—along with James Hong, David Opatoshu, Vito Scotti and a dozen or so reliable utility actors—populated the entirety of broadcast TV in the ‘60s and ‘70s.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 07/23/10 at 12:58 PM

Categories: Geek SpeakPoliticsHealth CareYouTubidity

Slip out the back, Jack

An unimpeachable source ( documents the lengths to which Levi Johnston goes to avoid future mother-in-law Sarah Palin when she visits Bristol unexpectedly:

“Even though Levi spends the night at Bristol’s every single night, they have to be on high alert in case Sarah stops by to see Tripp,” a source reportedly told Radar Online. “As soon as they hear her car, Levi escapes out the back door and waits for Bristol to tell him the coast is clear!”


Can you blame the poor bastard?

Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/23/10 at 10:10 AM

Categories: PoliticsNuttersSarah PalinOur Stupid Media

God Hates Kittens

The Fred Phelps Freak Show vs. Comic-Con Super Heroes: It’s not even a fair fight. Sorta like Godzilla vs. Peeps.

[H/T: Humboldt Blue]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/23/10 at 08:55 AM

Categories: PoliticsBedwettersNuttersRelijunYouTubidity

18,000 ladybugs


When we first opened the package, we were all, “There’s no way they fit 18,000 ladybugs in this one little bag!” But when we opened the bag, they just kept boiling out.

Of course, we didn’t bother to count them. But they are legion for sure. Watch your ass, aphids. There are thousands of new sheriffs in town.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/23/10 at 06:16 AM

Categories: Critters

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Throw Down Your Guns, It’s Basil Marceaux!

Fuck if I know. But he’s running for Governor of Tennessee, I think. Have a nice day!

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 07/22/10 at 09:47 PM

Categories: PoliticsNuttersSkull Hampers

The Lizard Brain In Action

It was jarring enough that Michele Bachmann trotted out a token black person for her Tea Party Caucus presser , but then onlookers were thoroughly confused when she unhinged her lower jaw and swallowed the baby whole.

This is going to be a weird, weird election season.

Posted by Tom65 on 07/22/10 at 07:57 PM

Categories: CrittersFoodPoliticsElection '10Nutters

BumpIt McCarthy Can’t Save Sinking Trawler; Palin Promoting Puerile Periodical

Palin Comparison

Once again, the Daily Caller is trying to hype its possession of purloined JournoList emails, with its usual blithe disregard for its own promise of “breaking news.” However, while the rest of the nation focuses on Shirley Sherrod, Tucker Carlson is bound and determined to get all the mileage he can out of his compendium of keyhole-listening, and push the story he’d like to be above the fold. Yesterday’s “JournoLister is helping decide where reporters sit in the White House Briefing room!” made hardly a plop, much less a splash, for the love of Heaven! Is anybody there? Does anybody care? Dear God, will the carnage never end?     

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Posted by Mrs. Polly on 07/22/10 at 05:09 PM

Categories: ImagesKnee SlappersNewsPoliticsOur Stupid Media

Journalism: A Pictorial Guide for Terry Moran


ABC’s Terry Moran is confused. His latest piece, entitled “Breitbart on Breitbart: Polarizing Blogger Speaks,” gets everything wrong, including the title.

Perez Hilton is a “polarizing blogger.” Breitbart is a right-wing smear merchant who repeatedly gins up FAKE controversies that ruin the reputations and careers of REAL people.

These are facts, which is the medium in which journalists are supposed to traffic. But Moran seems to confuse journalism with knob-polishing. So here’s a brief tutorial to help Mr. Moran clarify his role:

This is a journalist:


This is a wingnut smear merchant:


This is a standard golf course ball-washer:


Mr. Moran, you should never confuse the ball-washer’s function with that of a journalist (see above—no, not the turd in the Snuggie, Moran, the lady with the red coffee mug).

Any questions?

Posted by Betty Cracker on 07/22/10 at 04:43 PM

Categories: NewsPoliticsOur Stupid Media

Breitbart Cries “Victim,” Blames Liberal Media for His Shitty, Fake “Journalism”

Yep, that’s pretty much it.

And, nope—it’s not worth Photoshopping him into a prison movie with Clarence Thomas.

[UPDATE] OK, so maybe he’s worth a really bad Cowardly Liar pic, just to fuck with him. But I’m not going to waste another cool clown head on this pathetic dick-wrapper.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 07/22/10 at 03:39 PM

Categories: NewsPoliticsNuttersTeabaggeryPoliblogs

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