It’s easy to tell which of the 902 words in Ann Coulter’s latest post—which uses accused WikiLeaker Bradley Manning as an excuse to trot out a raft of hoary fag gags and Hollywood casting clichés whilst liberally plundering this 1997 Independent article by Philip Knightley on famous gay espionage agents—were added as a last-minute sop to her self-loathing fans in GOProud:
Obviously, the vast majority of gays are loyal Americans—and witty and stylish to boot! But a small percentage of gays are going to be narcissistic hothouse flowers like Bradley Manning.
So, per Coulter, I guess the good news/bad news takeaway is that while most gays aren’t congenital lisping Bond villains, a calculable fraction of them are destined to turn into Sarah Palin…or at least the ones who don’t turn into Dr. Smith from Lost in Space. But you really shouldn’t trust any of them, just to be safe, because you can’t always count on your own onboard gaydar, and your wise robot pal won’t always be there to protect you.
I know Piper Palin is having so much fun being dragged along to all of her mom’s countless speeches, book signings and other stupid stuff (just look at her!), but when was the last time Piper saw the inside of a classroom? Has anyone bothered to ask? [photos of Palin’s book signing in Iowa via Team Sarah!]