Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Shorter Ann Coulter: All Gays Are Born National Security Risks…But I Kid, I Kid

It’s easy to tell which of the 902 words in Ann Coulter’s latest post—which uses accused WikiLeaker Bradley Manning as an excuse to trot out a raft of hoary fag gags and Hollywood casting clichés whilst liberally plundering this 1997 Independent article by Philip Knightley on famous gay espionage agents—were added as a last-minute sop to her self-loathing fans in GOProud:

Obviously, the vast majority of gays are loyal Americans—and witty and stylish to boot! But a small percentage of gays are going to be narcissistic hothouse flowers like Bradley Manning.

So, per Coulter, I guess the good news/bad news takeaway is that while most gays aren’t congenital lisping Bond villains, a calculable fraction of them are destined to turn into Sarah Palin…or at least the ones who don’t turn into Dr. Smith from Lost in Space. But you really shouldn’t trust any of them, just to be safe, because you can’t always count on your own onboard gaydar, and your wise robot pal won’t always be there to protect you.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 12/01/10 at 09:58 PM
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Another ball-related TSA conspiracy revealed!

The TSA doesn’t just want to irradiate your balls. Or so hopes says Loudoun Co. Supervisor Eugene Delgaudio [via WUSA9]:

A widely distributed e-mail written by Delgaudio for the Public Advocate* about TSA, claims the pat downs are part of a “Homosexual Agenda.”

Today airports, tomorrow the wooooorld!

Delgaudio goes on to whine because the TSA doesn’t discriminate against gays and lesbians and then spells out the horrible truth behind TSA pat downs:

“That means the next TSA official that gives you an ‘enhanced pat down’ could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission.”

Dream the fuck on, shrimp dick.

Thank God for the Potomac. I’m convinced it keeps massive levels of assholery out of D.C. & MD.

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Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 12/01/10 at 09:09 PM
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Sarah Palin: World’s Greatest Mother

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I know Piper Palin is having so much fun being dragged along to all of her mom’s countless speeches, book signings and other stupid stuff (just look at her!), but when was the last time Piper saw the inside of a classroom? Has anyone bothered to ask? [photos of Palin’s book signing in Iowa via Team Sarah!]

Posted by Kevin K. on 12/01/10 at 02:27 PM
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The McMetamorphosis of a contemptible old fart

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I hope the journalists who used to slobber all over McCain’s knob realize how badly they were had by this pompous, embittered, unprincipled old coot.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 12/01/10 at 09:48 AM
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Categories: LGBTPoliticsBarack ObamaElection '08St. McSame

Wednesday Morning Music: Noretec Collective’s “Radio Borderland”

Found this video in my YouTube subscriptions via Nacional Records.  It took me a while to figure out who in the hell this was. Electronica with an accordion and a tuba is all you really need to know.

Posted by Kevin K. on 12/01/10 at 07:55 AM
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