Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Rumproast Exclusive!: Sarah Palin’s New York Makeover [ON-SCENE PHOTOS]

BEWARE THE MARK OF EL WHORRO!

New York has a special way of letting out-of-towners know they’re welcomed. Our NYC Operative Peter Jernigan was on the ground at Sarah’s presser outside the FoxNews studios, and snapped these exclusive pics of her freshly-remodeled Tour Bus, courtesy of an anonymous Islander.

PS: Welcome, Gawkers!

PPS: Greetings, Wonketteers!

[UPDATE:] Now there’s a YouTube video of the violated Monster Bus.

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Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 06/01/11 at 01:26 PM
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Water, water, everywhere…

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This is a pile of wet carpet and floor padding. It smells like a goat that lives in a pet grooming complex dumpster. So why is it stinking up my carport?

Glad you asked! It’s currently oozing liquefied dog dander in the carport because this morning at approximately 2 a.m., a hose that was designed to deliver hot water to my dishwasher exploded, pumping many gallons of water into the kitchen, dining area and living room.

My dogs (for once actually useful creatures!) alerted us to this calamity by emitting high-pitched whines at the sight of their dog dishes being engulfed by our rapidly filling new indoor pool.

The kitchen and dining area were fairly simple to clean up since those floors are tiled. However, after shop-vaccing buckets and buckets of water from the living room carpet without seeming to affect its sodden state, the mister and I decided today would be a great day to rip out that carpet and put down laminate flooring.

The End.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 06/01/11 at 12:30 PM
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Gangway, Piper!: Palin Runs to Greet Media She Despises

Sarah Palin In Jersey City: MyFoxNY.com

All the fun’s in the first 20 seconds. The rest is some horseshit criticism of the Dream Act plus reminiscences of her magical night with Donald Trump. Plus smiles and autographs.

....OH, AND AT THE END, SHE MAKES PIPER APOLOGIZE FOR “PUSHING” THAT REPORTER IN PHILLY YESTERDAY. Wotta Mom!

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 06/01/11 at 11:26 AM
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And he typed it all with just one hand…

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Steaming pile of suck* Andrew Malcolm of the LA Times has the most callused, hairy palm of all paid Palinista polibloggers. Who can forget this juxtaposition?

A recent Washington Post/ABC News Poll found that 30 months out from the 2012 party presidential nominations, only 71% of Americans believe that Sarah Palin is not qualified to be president.

This compares with someone named Barack Obama. At the same point in his then unannounced campaign, 0% thought he was qualified for the Oval Office. That’s because he wasn’t even on the polling lists’ radar then.

Malcolm may have topped that with today’s droppings about Palin’s bus tour:

So President Obama will have to meet with the Republicans on this debt ceiling silliness that they want tied to significant budget cuts.

Forget petty Palin vengeance. This [media tease bus junket] strategy fits the independent optics Palin wants now, much as she’s relied for months on Facebook and Twitter to spoonfeed the public and media exactly and only what she wants out there. Talk of “true change.” Restoring America, not transforming it.

He’s got a point, fellow citizens: Dealing with the “debt ceiling silliness” to avert certain worldwide economic catastrophe does seem kinda trivial compared to burnishing one’s “woman-of-the-people” image by dining on pizza with Imperial Wizard Trumpster and disembarking from a rented bus at national monuments to bray about “American exceptionalism.”

[*H/T: Kevin]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 06/01/11 at 09:04 AM
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