Thursday, August 04, 2011

Faint “Response”


Remember Rick Perry’s big Jeebuspalooza event?

According to the Bible, the answer to a nation in such crisis is to gather in humility and repentance and ask God to intervene. The Response will be a historic gathering of people from across the nation to pray and fast for America.

Actually, it’s sounding more like a historic gathering of people from across Sugar Land since the event is Saturday and only around 8,000 (1.1 11%) tickets have been reserved.

Oh well. They say the Lord answers every prayer. Sometimes the Lord says “yes.” Sometimes the Lord says “no.” And sometimes the Lord says “wah-wah-wah-wahhhhhh.”

Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/04/11 at 05:51 AM

Categories: PoliticsBedwettersNuttersTeabaggeryRelijun

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Three New Calls for an Obama Primary Challenge

The Movement to Primary Obama began well before the smell of his socks had even begun to infuse the Resolute Desk. (See here and here, and note my own call-to-arms last December, as well as this stirring guest-post from May.) But lately the chorus is swelling:

Ralph Nader:

It will challenge him, bring the best out of him and there’s nothing worse for a candidate in terms of lessening the enthusiastic level for him than to go through an unchallenged routine of repetitious primaries.

Bernie Sanders:

So my suggestion is, I think one of the reasons the president has been able to move so far to the right is that there is no primary opposition to him and I think it would do this country a good deal of service if people started thinking about candidates out there to begin contrasting what is a progressive agenda as opposed to what Obama is doing. [...] So I would say to Ryan [sic] discouragement is not an option. I think it would be a good idea if President Obama faced some primary opposition.

Progressive Caucus of the Democratic Party of California:

...we recognize that a Primary challenge will, in fact raise debate on important issues without risking the ability to mobilize and energize the base of the Democratic Party to elect a triumphant leader to counter the far-right agenda.

Therefore, be it resolved, to make our views heard, the Progressive Caucus of the California Democratic Party will begin the process of contacting other Democratic organizations, Democratic Party members and public organizations that share our views and which seek to change the course of history by exploring other steps necessary to effect a necessary change, including a possible primary challenge against President Obama.

Since the only conceivable challengers are loons, lightweights or current employees of the President, I don’t see much of a future in this. Neither does this guy at the Washington Post. However, Progressive angst being what it is, I have no doubt we’ll be up to our ass in twirling pony-parasols for the next month or two, anyway.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/03/11 at 08:52 PM

Categories: PoliticsBarack ObamaElection '12

How SuperBill Would Have Handled the Debt Ceiling Crisis

According to Jonathan Chait.


The biggest single difference is that the Clinton administration simply refused on principle to get jacked up on the debt ceiling:

Still, even though Clinton enjoyed political and economic advantages that Obama does not, his no-compromises strategy had some clear advantages. Unlike Obama, he refused to let the threat of default set the national agenda. Because he would not enter into negotiations over the debt ceiling, the issue barely roused the public consciousness. On November 9, 1995, a senior administration official told the Washington Post, “Our position is it does not matter what they put on this legislation, we are not going to accept anything but clean bills because we will not be blackmailed over default. Get it? No extortion. No blackmail. What you hear are their screams of complaint as they realize we are not, not, not budging on this.”

Kind of hard to imagine somebody from this administration talking like that.

At least he concedes that the Republicans of 1994 were not the Teathuglicans of 2011.  Although I think he’s underestimating the situation a great deal when he says “they weren’t that much less destructive and crazy.”  You think?  Even Republican presidential candidates (every one except Huntsman) this time were saying that the debt ceiling absolutely should not be raised. 

Anyway, everyone’s entitled to their opinion.  Now I’m just waiting to hear how Clinton was so much more effective at getting health care reform passed, kept children from being thrown off of Medicaid rolls and SCHIP and never agreed to pass DADT or DOMA.  Oh.  Wait.

Posted by marindenver on 08/03/11 at 12:31 PM

Dow Plunges On News That Charlie Sheen’s TAAHM Character Is Worm-Food

Markets are taking this hard.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/03/11 at 09:55 AM

Categories: NewsTelevision

Crybaby Nation

Nothing raises my hackles like a political conversation that starts with “both sides do…” because 999 times out of a thousand, what follows is pure, unadulterated bullshit. But here’s that one in a thousand case of true equivalency: Both sides do contain way more than their fair share of puling infants.

First there’s the right-wing freak-out over the identification of self-proclaimed Christian Anders Behring Breivik as a “Christian” and a fan of anti-Islam hate sites like Atlas Shrugs. Sorry, but that’s what he calls himself. And if you’ve spent the last decade shrieking “GLOBAL JIHAD” every time a Muslim jaywalks, you don’t get to yell “BLOOD LIBEL” when one of your fans takes your eliminationist rhetoric to its logical conclusion.

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Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/03/11 at 07:05 AM

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Palin On Hannity: I Don’t Know If I’m Running for President, But I’m Pretty Sure My Hair Is

No country on earth, including Uzbekistan, will ever elect this woman President.

This is a clip from a longer (14:00) interview wherein Sarah countered the “Tea Party = Terrorists” meme with her usual Truck-Stop Tillie repartee:

If we were really domestic terrorists, shoot, President Obama would be wanting to pal around with us wouldn’t he? I mean he didn’t have a problem with palling around with Bill Ayers back in the day when he kicked off his political career in Bill Ayer’s apartment, and shaking hands with Chavez and saying he doesn’t need any preconditions with meeting dictators or wanting to read US Miranda rights to alleged suspected foreign terrorists. No if we were real domestic terrorists I think President Obama wouldn’t have a problem with us.

She also slammed the GOP for supporting the Debt Ceiling compromise bill, because — gosh darn it — you don’t give a Crazy Socialist Black Man $3 trillion to blow on pimp hats and sequined harem pants, for goodness sake!

Highlights in the Mediaite excerpt include Sarah shitting all over Mitt Romney, praising Michele Bachmann for sticking to her guns…and doing the equivalent of a dry spit-take at the very end when Sean says “That means you’re getting in? You just announced?”

Palin hasn’t had a lot of media visibility lately, and I’m beginning to think that’s the best thing for her.

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Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/02/11 at 09:42 PM

Categories: PoliticsElection '12NuttersSarah PalinTeabaggery

Just When I Thought It Was Safe to Breathe Again . . .

the Teathuglicans leave town with the FAA still unfunded.

Gotta love our democracy in action.

Posted by marindenver on 08/02/11 at 06:08 PM

Categories: NewsPoliticsNuttersTeabaggery

Robot Putin’s Magnetic Torso Causes Stir at Moscow Cookware Expo (Open Thread)

“It’s OK, I’m still under warranty,” quipped Russia’s mechanical Prime Minister after an 8-pound saucepan launched from a vendor’s display and adhesed to his chest. “Lucky for me this isn’t some enormous global parasite, like America’s economy.”

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/02/11 at 01:44 PM

Categories: Messylaneous

Obama to address job-killing, puppy-raping, tea party-empowerment debt deal at 12:15


You have a lot of explaining to do, Mister (President)!

Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/02/11 at 11:10 AM

Categories: NewsPoliticsBarack Obama

It’s raining Ortho-Novum


Nearly lost in all the wailing and gnashing of teeth over the budget deal yesterday came the news that the Obama Administration did us lady folks a solid:

The federal Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) was expected Monday to announce new guidelines that would require health insurance companies to cover women’s health care services, including birth control and breast exams, without a co-pays or deductibles.

The new rules, made possible by President Obama’s Affordable Care act, would begin Aug. 1, 2012.

“We know that half of women, according to studies, forego or delay preventive care because they can’t afford it and under the affordable care act that all changes,” White House advisor Stephanie Cutter told ABC News.

Services covered will include well-woman exams, screening for gestational diabetes, breastfeeding support, domestic violence screenings, and all FDA-approved birth control methods — including emergency contraception like the morning-after pill.

Not everyone is happy about this. Last month, Fox News host Bill O’Reilly commented on the recommendation that prompted the policy change:

“Many women who get pregnant are blasted out of their minds when they have sex, and they’re not going to use birth control anyway.”

True. However, many aging, splotchy bullies who sexually harass their subordinates confuse falafels for loofahs, but there’s no movement afoot to restrict the use of those items.

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Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/02/11 at 06:35 AM

Categories: NewsPoliticsBarack ObamaBedwettersHealth CareNuttersRelijun

Monday, August 01, 2011

Palin On Debt Deal: This Bill Is a Great Victory for the Tea Party, If by “Victory” You Mean “Fail”

Man, her schtick is so stale, she’s boring herself.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/01/11 at 10:48 PM

Categories: NewsPoliticsElection '12NuttersSarah PalinTeabaggery

House Passes Compromise Debt Ceiling Bill 269-161

174 Republicans, 95 Democrats.

**Gabrielle Giffords returned to DC to vote “yes.”**

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 08/01/11 at 06:10 PM

Categories: NewsPolitics

Worst. Governor. Ever.


From the NYT, via Balloon Juice:

Despite having the country’s fourth-highest unemployment rate, its second-highest rate of people without insurance and a $3.7 billion budget gap this year, [Florida] has turned away scores of millions of dollars in grants made available under the Affordable Care Act. And it is not pursuing grants worth many millions more.

In recent months, either Gov. Rick Scott’s administration or the state’s Republican-controlled Legislature has rejected grants aimed at moving long-term care patients into their homes, curbing child abuse through in-home counseling and strengthening state regulation of health premiums. They have shunned money to help sign up eligible recipients for Medicare, educate teenagers on preventing pregnancy and plan for the health insurance exchanges that the law requires by 2014.


In distancing itself from the (Affordable Care Act] law, Florida declined to participate in a Medicaid pilot program that would have authorized up to $2 million in reimbursement to providers using a new hospice model for severely ill children. The state insurance commissioner applied to the Obama administration for a waiver from this year’s requirement that health insurers spend at least 80 percent of premium revenue on medical care.

Okay, so (P)Rick Scott refuses money to keep grandma at home, help abused kids, prevent teenage pregnancy, assist terminally ill children and force insurers to spend 80% of premiums on medical care. Is there anything he does want to spend money on? Sure—a celebration for fetus fetishists:

Gov. Rick Scott held a celebration at the governor’s mansion this weekend in honor of the four anti-abortion bills he signed into law.

Partygoers celebrated the new laws requiring ultrasounds, redirecting license-plate funds to anti-abortion groups, blocking state or federal health insurance funds from going toward abortions, and sending letters to parents whose children received abortions.

You know, as a general rule, I try not to wish for harm to come to others—even horrible people. I make an exception for Scott, who should go jump in the nearest forest fire.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/01/11 at 03:37 PM

Categories: PoliticsBedwettersElection '10NuttersTeabaggery

Good Discussion of the Debt Ceiling Compromise

via blackwaterdog

Deaniac at The People’s View has a pretty good discussion of the basics.  Starting to see why Limbaugh’s so upset. ;-)

(Obviously a clean vote on the ceiling would have been far preferable to the insanity we’ve been put through the last couple of weeks but Obama seems to have played a decent waiting game and pulled out, if not exactly a plum, at least not a shit sausage.)

Posted by marindenver on 08/01/11 at 02:40 PM

Wall Street believes the debt deal will pass…


Do you? I’m not so sure myself.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/01/11 at 08:50 AM

Categories: NewsPolitics

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