2012

May

• Ruined Runes: Another Day, Another Poll, Another Headfuck

• blackwaterdog is back!

• Romney vs. Paul Primary Fever Continues

• There’s Something About Romney

• Worldwide Parody & Satire Industries Collapse

• Mitt Romney Got Away With It. Probably A Lot.

• Let’s Do the Time Warp Again

• Romney’s De-evolution Flip Flop Flopsweat

• Evolution Accomplished

• Open Thread

• Santorum’s “Endorsement” of Romney

• The Surprising Adventures of Baron von Mitthausen

• Romney Hears A Wha—?

• BLR Does Mitt Romney

• Adieu, Sarko. No, I don’t mean au revoir ...

• Are there no workhouses, etc.

• Dispatch from a Very Sincere Pumpkin Patch

• Profiles in Courage (Not)

• Here Come the Invisibles: Obama Ohio Rally Kicks Off 2012 Campaign

• Elderville (Open Thread)

• Maybe Mitt Romney Needs Bill Kristol Advising Him…

• GOP’s Bizarro World Reenactment of 2008 Democratic Primaries Continues

• Mr. Newt’s Wild Ride Comes to An End

• *BREAKING* Drudge Tried To Kill The President

• Profiles in Whatever You Would Call That

• Gyad, What a Show Off!

• Hacks, Bedwetters, and the Daily Mail

• Borrowed Ethnicity

April

• The Nerd Prom Experience—Get Some

• If it’s Spring it Must be Time to Start Pulling Bindweed Again

• Requiem for a Wingnut

• Cooped Up (Open Thread)

• Apparently Republican Presidential Candidates Live in a Time Warp

• If you’re pissing off Gretchen Carlson, you must be doing something right [Updated]

• Mitt Romney: Your Recycling Candidate

• Working Moms of America Thank Queen Ann Romney for Allowing Them to Entertain Her

• Steve Doocy: I’m a Lying Shill Working for a Lying Network of Liars Who Lie All the Time

• The Inevitable Primary Morning Open Thread

• Quit Whining and DANCE, Mittyboy

• Trumped Up

• Paul Ryan is the Devil

• If they chase their tails any harder, they’ll disappear up their own arseholes

• ‘til Tuesday

• Romney’s Campaign Staff Isn’t Working

• Froggy Bottom (Open Thread)

• Cookies and Mitt

• the dumbist studey ive ever read a duzen tiems and stil cant queit get the jist of

• Vulgarians at the Cake (Open Thread)

• Mitt & Ann & Ted & Seamus

• We Don’t Need No Education

• What If Matt Drudge Accidentally Told the Truth?

• Back to Mitt Romney—

• Open Thread

• “Do You Live in a Barn?” (Open Thread)

• Internet comments led me to believe that typing one-handed would be a more enjoyable experience

• GOP RNC Alphabet Soup Reince Priebus, also known as an obvious anagram, Doubles Down on Caterpillars

• Okay, Herman Cain is just playing with us all, now.

• Babysitt-AHGH

• A Right Old Dilemma: Which Not-Romney?

• So long and thanks for all the…Santorum.

• Inside the Brain of a Right-Wing Propagandist

• Slow-Roasting VDH, or, Why the Hell am I reading National Review?

• If You Can’t Teach Gym

• Season’s Greetings, somewhat—

• Reports of my death have been greatly optimistic from a financial-planning standpoint

• My Version of “The Talk”

• Holiday Weekend Saturday Open Thread

• Guest Column: Comedy Masterclass from Frank J. Fleming

• Up with the Chickens (Open Thread)

• We Could Be Butterflies, Someday, Though

• Greetings, and a little Techmology

• Your Sexxxytime-Obsessed GOP Primary

• Anatomy of a “Christian” Astroturf Outfit

• Veepstakes 2012:  Rock Stars!

• Extremely Dumb and Incredibly Obtuse

• Veepstakes 2012:  It’s About Strategery.

• What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

• Veepstakes 2012: Are You Experienced?

• GOP Candidate Requests Advanced Foreign Policy Tutorial, President Declines

March

• NO LIMIT TERRIA

• Saturday Afternoon Critters: Les Chats Ninjas

• Newsflash: Dan Riehl is failing again [Updated]

• Pullet Surprise

• Veepstakes 2012: Some Just Come Out and Say “No.”

• I have committed cockpunchery in my heart

• Would you take advice from this person?

• The Patriarch of History is Long and Hard

• I guess I have to start blogging about Mitt Romney, now.

• Really Dumb Marketing Idea (Open Thread)

• Comfortably NOM?

• On the tape, Zimmerman clearly says “f*cking toons”

• Almost Goodbye to Newt?

• Get Whitey!

• If We Could Convert Stupid To Electricity,  We’d Be Set [Updated]

• Sunday Evening Post

• Beam Us Up, Scotty

• Santorum Wins in Louisiana—still will not be Nominee

• Congratulations on the New Heart, Dick Cheney.

• He Doesn’t Love You, He Just Controls You and Calls You Names

• Or else it gets the hose again… (Open Thread)