Move over Soros

Good news! I should be able to pay off the national debt by the end of 2011 and buy everyone an ice cream cone.

The fRighties are so excited by the thought of giving beej to make the Baby Muhammad cry that even Glenn Beck - undisputed ruler of Wingnutistan - is making jokes about the 9/11 attacks (via L, G & $):

GUTFELD: But I have a lot of people that are interested in backing me for this [Despite the fact that they’ll have serious and well established competition in the area - ed.]. And I’m telling you, this is the greatest thing ever, because right now, I contacted the Cordoba House. I wrote them. I e-mailed them. They didn’t respond [Shocking! - ed.]. But I tweeted them and they tweeted me back.

BECK: And what did they say?

GUTFELD: They said, “You are free to open whatever you like. If you won’t consider the sensibilities of Muslims, you are not going to build dialogue.”

BECK: Oh.

GUTFELD: Yes. And you know I love to build dialogue.

BECK: Sure. Especially—you do that at Grind Zeros.

As you know, the site of the 9/11 attack in NYC is the second most sacred place in the world to fRighties. (At #1 - Where ever it is they think George Washington received the holy giant weeping eagle from Jesus’ own nail pierced hands). However, the thought of annoying the imaginary Muslim under his bed with hot ManSecks has Glenn so excited that even he forgets to symbolically dry-hump the corpses of 9/11 victims.

To be semi-serious for a moment†, check out this exchange between champion of gay Muslims Greg Gutfeld and champion of on-air wanking, Glenn Beck:

GUTFELD: Or Ji-Hunk. How about Infidelicious? Or Turban Cowboy?

BECK: Yes.

GUTFELD: You like Turban Cowboy?

BECK: My favorite?

GUTFELD: What?

BECK: Suspicious Packages.

GUTFELD: Yes. That’s a nice one.

Because when creating a business aimed at gay Muslims, the smart businessman makes sure to remind his customers that they’re all scary, murderous, outsiders, no matter who they love!

You’ll have to forgive them. They’re a little ... worked up.

†Although I am going to be really rich. Or in jail. The lawyers are working on it.

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If this was a just world, they would both be afflicted with rotting facial tumors…

Comment by John Ball on 08/12/10 at 10:22 AM

On the bright side, HTP, perhaps “Let’s irritate the Mooslins” might be useful for roping wingnuts into our ultimate game plans:

Patriots! Irritate the Mooslins and legalize gay marriage!

Patriots! Irritate the Mooslins and demand secular gubmint!

Patriots! Pork rind protest! Ingest all the pork products you can, until your pores disseminate the odor on their own!

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 08/12/10 at 02:27 PM

Patriots! Muslims just hate people who give all their money to libraries, universities, and environmental organizations and then fling themselves off of tall buildings! THEY WILL BE SO MAD AT YOU!