A Field Guide to Fraidy Cats

One of Rumproast’s “little female house slaves” Mrs. Polly has written a flat out magnum opus about those petulant PUMAs that’s a must read. Here’s a taste:

But PUMA blithely exchanged Hillary’s feminist values for those of John McCain, who opposed equal pay for equal work, voted to impeach Hillary’s husband, happily told rape jokes, verbally abused his wife (“at least I don’t slather on the makeup like a trollop, you c**t”) and disparaged young Chelsea’s looks. They went as well for anti-intellectual mannequin and Republican frozen cheesecake Sarah Palin as if the indifferent scholar and neo-con pinup were a reasonable substitute for detail-oriented Ivy-League magna-cum-laude policy wonk Hillary, thereby endorsing the idea that genitalia trumps everything, from ideology to policy.

Go to her fine blog snarkopolitan and read it now.

Posted by Kevin K. on 01/07/09 at 10:43 AM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Election '08 • St. McSame • Barack Obama • Hillary Clinton • PUMAs • Polisnark • Skull Hampers • Sarah Palin •

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“And so the grand epic comes full circle, ‘rounded and bright and done…”

Mrs. Polly, I quite believe you have exhausted the topic, and dispatched it with the efficiency and wit of a Cyrano.

From now on, everything I post regarding PUMA will have to be followed by a trail of “Ibid” citations leading back to your “Guide.”

Superb!

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 01/07/09 at 02:24 PM

Mercy mercy me. (Fanning self, suffused with pleasure)

Thanks, Strange.

And Kevin, MAY YOU PEOPLE THE EARTH WITH YOUR OFFSPRING!!!
But only if you really want to, of course.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 01/07/09 at 02:40 PM

I agree with Strange. Next time somebody asks me about PUMA I will send them to your study.

Comment by gimmeabreak on 01/07/09 at 04:07 PM

It’s a bracing and impressive piece of work, Mrs. Polly. Apologies for not saying so earlier, but I read it a day or so ago on my travels and hadn’t seen this thread (preoccupied!).

Comment by yetanotherfreakingbrit on 01/07/09 at 05:30 PM

Oh yes. That’s Jennifer.

Thanks for the Minnesota Democrat link, partially because it’s one of the few Jen4H efforts that isn’t dripping with penile blood:

jennifer Says:
October 25th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Well, PRAISE GOD and Hallelulah Al Franken has finally been told NO. He reminds me of a sullen, mean-spirited, talentless child who was never told NO by his parents, and never grew up.

I am going to bypass this snarkeable bit of projectio—-oops, my humanity snapped! It’s had quite the workout in the past week. She continues, yada yada yada…

You can call me Jennifer B. Anthony, because in honor of Susan and her historic 1928 ‘I can’t vote for the Democrats because they do not support women’ stance, this year I voted in her honor because THEY STILL CANNOT support Women. Howard Dean, Al Franken, and Brazilla got it wrong, we will NOT come home; instead, we will vote COUNTRY FIRST and then either purge the Democrats of the nutballs or forge ahead and form a new party. Either way, I’m taking my money AND my votes with me.

Jennifer X
American

Or Jennifer B Anthony X. I left out her last name, because I don’t want stalkers trying to harass her and getting their cocks shot off. She has a year’s worth of bullets.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 01/07/09 at 09:01 PM

You can call me Jennifer B. Anthony

I reckon poor Susan’s up to about 36,000 RPMs right now.

Comment by Dingus Mikokov AKA HTP on 01/07/09 at 09:10 PM

Mrs. Polly, I quite believe you have exhausted the topic, and dispatched it with the efficiency and wit of a Cyrano.

From now on, everything I post regarding PUMA will have to be followed by a trail of “Ibid” citations leading back to your “Guide.”

Superb!
Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 01/07/09 at 02:24 PM

Ditto! ...Although why do I get the feeling that the PUMAs will achieve new levels of insanity that demands future appended chapters…

Comment by G on 01/08/09 at 12:46 AM

Congratulation roasters for being ahead in weblog awards.

Please pardon me for being off topic but even though Puma blogs are losing other right wingers blog are still ahead since last time i checked.

Those blogs are The Anchoress for Best Individual blogger, Savage Politics for Best Up And Coming Blog and Jammie Wearing Fool for Best Major Blog.

So please vote for Driftglass, The Stupid Shall Be Punished and The Agonist to counter them respectively.

Comment by MyOpinion on 01/08/09 at 06:29 AM

This is so damn good!

OK Roasters, here is today’s recipe (prowl),

Send this PUMA Guide to any and all, including Chris Mathews, The Congress and John McCain (just in case he want’s to know who gave him the win) OK now go do your thank and be nice to each other!