God is just fucking with them now.

He is not fucking with them, He is trying to impart a lesson unto the rest of His flock not to use His name as cover for shameless political fuckweaselry.

He is not fucking with them, He is trying to impart a lesson unto the rest of His flock not to use His name as cover for shameless political fuckweaselry.

Bingo!

Perhaps some day, somewhen, a religious leader who’ll earn a tad of respect from me will make this very same point (maybe not using quite the same phrasing).

And I want to polygamously marry these graphics!

And I want to polygamously marry these graphics!

I have been intermittently laughing all day at the thought of a booming baritone giggle rolling from sun-split clouds.

I love this post Betty.  The graphics are great as is the concept.  Tee-hee indeed.  Although I think the “tee-hee” when Newtster drops out will be replaced by a huge “HAWHAWHAW!!”

I have two Talibangelical sisters; one is fairly smart, but a bitter homo-hatin’s bigot, and the other is a high school drop out (for good reason - it was too hard and babies needed makin’).  The later one is now well along in her Last Days indicators, with one being the fact that a Mormon (yikes!) and a Catholic (whore of Babylon!) are the main contenders for the Leader Of The Free World(tm).  She is of course sure that Obama can’t win re-election because of abortion and his sekrit Muslin (that’s how she spelled it) identity; God simply won’t allow it according to her pastor.  She can’t figure out why God has sent Mormon Mitt and Mr. Frothy, unless of course he intends to end the world before the first Tuesday in November. 

And people sometimes wonder why I keep as much daylight as possible between my life and that of these two religious whackjobs.