A Puma by any other name smells as rank
Even if the rank-and-file clowns of this year’s election sideshow, the PUMAs, can’t perceive it, their leaders surely know the circus will soon fold its big tent. When your entire act consists of jumping through flaming hoops of gender, age and race-based resentment, lurid personal psychodrama and self-destructive vitriol centered around one year’s election results, well, it’s not a show with a long shelf life. No matter who wins in November, it won’t be spring time for the PUMAs in their present incarnation, even if they succeed in helping elect McBush.
Enter PUMA redux: The New Agenda. Oh, they call themselves a “nonpartisan group.” And why shouldn’t we believe them? After all, it says so right in their press release, as featured prominently on self-described conservative and PUMA blogs. No partisanship there.
Tommy Christopher of AOL’s Political Machine made an admirable attempt to give The New Agenda a fair shake here and here. He says there’s nothing to indicate the group is a PUMA offshoot. I respectfully disagree: It’s the usual PUMA suspects, and the proof is right in the aforementioned first press release:
Many of the women who attended The New Agenda’s first meeting got to know each other as a result working with pro-Hillary groups. Attendees included founding members of such groups as Together4US, Party Unity My Ass (PUMA), IOwnMyVote, Just Say No Deal and Vote Democracy ’08.
“This group is comprised of women who are “gravely concerned about the mistreatment of Hillary Clinton during the primary season, and the passion and emotion that resulted from Hillary’s mistreatment brought us together.,” says Siskind. [yes, that one—Ed.]
“There was enough brain power in that room to do just about anything. [ROFL!—Ed.] We are looking to help the women of our country, who often have no voice. We are hoping to make life better for women in all walks of life.”
The New Agenda has already contacted representatives of the McCain and Obama campaigns to press its concerns.
“While we have had a much better dialogue with the McCain campaign, I believe both sides increasingly understand that the votes of women over the age of 40 will determine this race,” says Siskind.
The New Agenda you say? Same old PUMA crap, I say—the kitty can’t change its spots this easily. And as a woman, can I just say I wish these people would stop trying to help us sisters out so much? They personify every negative stereotype of women ever propagated, giving an imprimatur of legitimacy to the sexist tropes trotted out by their patriarchal, knuckle-dragging new BFFs in the conservative press.
Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/20/08 at 12:20 PM • Permalink
Categories: Politics • Election '08 • Barack Obama • Hillary Clinton • Bedwetters • PUMAs • Skull Hampers •

