‘Bridgeport’ made me lol.

Hopefully, this presages a trend away from babies being named after NYC outer boroughs. Let’s start naming the little bastards after CT’s less desirable enclaves.

Newhaven Palin is already taken, probably.

Face it, Palins, if you built it (a public persona) they will come (and mock you)...

And if your whole family wasn’t such a bunch of idiots, they would less to attack you with. And since Trig has Down’s Syndrome and you don’t want him made fun of, then don’t parade him around like a token. See? It’s easy when you think about it.

‘Bridgeport’ made me lol.

Thx. As an ex-Nutmegger I can’t believe it took me until now to come up with that. Unfortunately, I think folks need to have spent a little time in CT to get it.

Fox is loving the latest manufactured “Trig controversy” because it owns both Sarah and Family Guy. It’s pure ratings gold for the Saudi ownership.

Sarah alone is responsible for transforming Trig into a combination of the Lindbergh Baby and FDR’s Legs. When Trig is old enough to understand what she’s done to his life, I hope he files for Juvenile Emancipation, moves in with Levi Johnston and signs on for a “buddy” sitcom with Stewie Griffin, who’s very smart and has a head shaped like a football.

Just to be clear, the Los Angeles Times actually pays Malcolm to write puerile nonsense like that. They really, really do.

Yeah, but imagine how much more of this nonsense he’d generate if he were typing with two hands.

Fox is loving the latest manufactured “Trig controversy”

Speaking of things you might have missed, here’s Hillary admitting that a Palin Presidency would be a good reason to visit Canada, as often as possible.

Oh! The humanity misogyny!

In case you missed it, Our Own Rhodes Scholar pwned Beck last night.

Yeah, I saw that last night.  Reminded me of the same bullshit we’ve gone through with some of our, errrmmmm, detractors.

Once again, Governor Giggles had no problem when assholes on the radio called Lyda Green a “cancer” and a “bitch.” But of course, that was different, because they weren’t insulting her. Plus, it’s in the Republican Total Wingnut Woman’s Guide that you should always giggle approvingly when the boys are talking mean about other girls.

As for “Bridgeport,” there is a certain infamous Daley-dominated, White Sox-loving section of Chicago that will take on any wimpy New Englanders any day!

As for Hillary’s comments: Amy Siskind is saying “Suck it, LOSER! This Vapid ‘n’ Vicious Quitter is my god now!”

Steve Schmidt was right - she can’t control herself. She has to respond to every perceived slight or insult. This isn’t a calculated move (although it certainly riles up her base), it’s a pattern of behavior.

That article is retarded.

She has to respond to every perceived slight or insult.

Forsooth, now would be a good time for Wonkette to post a pic of stormtrooper Trig.

This compares with someone named Barack Obama. At the same point in his then unannounced campaign,  0% thought he was qualified for the Oval Office. That’s because he wasn’t even on the polling lists’ radar then.

Cuz it’s like a tree falling in a forest - if you don’t take a poll then nobody has an opinion.  And seriously, only 71% think she’s not qualified to be president?  Dude, in addition to being a very substantial number, that’s UP from a couple of months ago when only 60% thought she wasn’t qualified.  Go back to jamming the crayons up your nose.

Well there’s a surprise: LAT hasn’t published any comments yet.

Dear LA Times:

Your blogger, Andrew Malcolm, needs a new computer keyboard.  The one he is using now has several keys that appear to be stuck together, causing the letters “Sarah Palin” to pop up intermittently in all of his posts, regardless of topic.

Please fix this.  I hear they have, um, spillproof models available now that wipe clean with a tissue.

Well, gee, Andrew, that means that 0% of Americans thought Obama was unqualified to be president, doesn’t it?  Andrew?

Love the way Palin refers to “Fox Hollywood”.  You know, that other Fox.

Wow:

It amazes me that someone pays you to write this drivel.

(It is wonderful, isn’t it? What’s better is you come here to read it. Thanks for that.)

Posted by: Tom S***** | February 17, 2010 at 08:06 AM

the parenthetical comment was presumably made by Mr. Malcolm