It’s Victory Mosquetastic! A Stroll Around My Hallowed ‘Hood ,  part II

We will never forget—what sells!
sacred screwballbuck
At the end of Part One, we were trembling at the brink of a discovery: down a side street, but a mere two shabbily picturesque city blocks away from the northern perimeter of the future 16 acre complex of memorials, waterfalls, museums, office buildings, retail shops, and restaurants currently still known as “Ground Zero.”

Look! There in the crepuscularity of this avenue of sorrow, the perfidious zealots have already declared their devotion to the One True Way by putting up a sign!!

Sacred Path!
As we peer down the street, past the well-remembered gloom of darkness radiating from the Dakota Roadhouse, we start, for what to our wondering eyes should appear but men kneeling down! Ye heavens, They’re Here!
Obeisances!
With their profane rituals
newshounds jawing in front of Sacred Shuttered Storefront
Exotic costume
sacred plea for consideration!
And Idol worship
Please No Dogs But Newshounds
They gather even in the shadow
mosquiphrenia
The very shadow
Right To Bare..oh forget it
Of these sturdy bulwarks of decency..these, uh, rather massive, twenty-story bulwarks of dark, dreary, forbidding decency..
all that stands between the mooslins & ground zero is two city blocks of this!!!.
Where even the zucchini can’t be trusted
Sharia scales weighing zucchinis of hatred!
They have infiltrated even our subway advertisements
It's code! It's evil! Noooo!!!!
Within blocks, just blocks, of Ground Zero!

Here ends Part Two, with the expectation that there will be as many parts as there are clowns to play them. And judging from the Schiavo-in-a-Hijab-level craziness cranking up, the sacred pavement in front of the erstwhile Burlington Coat Factory will be occupied for months, at least.
      ~~~to be continued~~~

Posted by Mrs. Polly on 08/18/10 at 09:37 AM • Permalink

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Those perfidious pustules and foreign fanatics are violating our sacred soil, our miraculous macadam, our comely concrete and our fabled facades. If only Jeebus would appear and drive them as he drove the money changers from the temple and hallow the shallow, fallow grave which is “Ground 0.” That would make it all better, now, wouldn’t it? Oh? Never mind.

Somewhere on Earth, the sun is over the yardarm.

the sun is over the yardarm

A bunch of conniving Claggarts, the lot of them! So are we stringing up Billy Budd already or what?

Kathleen Parker (of all people!) made an interesting point in today’s WaPo column.

She brings up the furor over the Danish Mohammad cartoons and points out that if Westerners were justified in telling offended Muslims to go stick their extra-dainty, precious fee-wings—we believe in free speech!—it’s hypocritical for us to demand deference to our extra-special butt-hurt on this issue now. 

Honest to god, if these raving wingnut asses realized how much their language apes that of the extremists they purport to oppose, maybe they’d shut the hell up. Palin keeps repeating this “stab in the heart” bullshit, which sounds amazingly like the “dagger in the heart” language Osama bin Laden used to justify the 9/11 attacks.

Palin keeps repeating this “stab in the heart” bullshit, which sounds amazingly like the “dagger in the heart” language Osama bin Laden used to justify the 9/11 attacks.

Exactly. The bedwetters picked up that dagger on 9/12, and by crikey, they’re gonna keep on stabbin’ till they’re done.

And somewhere, Strange, it’s five o’clock. Na tvoya xhoroshaya zdarovye! I apologize, Mrs. Polly for messing up blog comments with this intrapersonal silliness.

Polly, kre8tr810 keeps poking me! Make him stop!

That’s all right, kre8tr; I’ve come to expect it from all you 8 people. We’re letting you stay in the country anyway, ‘cause we just can’t get enough of your adorable accents.

Hijack threads of eyewitness reporting on dire events of national importance for intrapersonal silliness anytime! I won’t h8 on you.

Oh, this is wonderful. I can hardly wait for the PollyArt/PollyPhoto coffee table book to come out.

And $100 says some douchenugget will spot the No Dogs sign on the news and flip the hell out. “Mooslims are going to ban dogs in NYC!!”

Honest to god, if these raving wingnut asses realized how much their language apes that of the extremists they purport to oppose, maybe they’d shut the hell up.

Nah. They’d also have to realize their skin color, nationality and religion don’t create an exception for their extremist crap.

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