That is unequivocally the best thing I have seen on a blog.  Anywhere.  Ever.

Genius. Lambot has made all further mockery of the corrente whiners superfluous.

Congratulations, Betty! You’ve created quite possibly the single most powerful argument ever for mandatory Emo-Blogging Helmet Laws.

Damn that’s funny.

I have too many favorite parts to call out just one, but I did like it when the VastLamX4000 said: “I’m trying to engage you.”

“My God—it’s full of ponies!” is one of the finest lines of whack dialogue ever written.

Weeping with laughter.  So damn good!

+100, Betty.

that was 992 years ago when human beings still had fragile endoskeletons

It’s a complete delight.

Sourbot 3000 isn’t going to enjoy the teabagging references either, I suspect.

Thank you so much Betty.  You utilized every one of his cliche idiocies perfectly.

Thank you so much Betty.  You utilized every one of his cliche idiocies perfectly.

Well, there was a huge one missing and I hope the sequel (hint, hint) addresses it: Quell surprise.

Oh man, I can’t view it on my Blacberry unless someone drops a youtube link or something, hint, hint. Otherwise I’ll have to wait until I get home later but from the comments here it sounds like you did a heckuva job, Cracker.

Here ya go, lawnguylander:

“What the hell is a teabag?”

And speaking of, did any of the Brave Populist Knights of Correntewhiner ever actually show up at a tea party and then report back to their tens of readers on their efforts to build common ground with the Obama-is-a-Socialist-Kenyan-Nazi crowd?

Sweet Robot Jesus, it even looks like him.

Thanks, Kevin.  So funny.  I was only able to get the intro to load but that was enough to crack me up walking down 34th St.  I think since Obama was in town today Hope Enforcement, Wireless Division, was jamming transmission of anything the filters picked up that reeked of True Progressivism.  I’ll have to talk to them about installing a satire permission module.

I don’t think he knows where the library is.