BTW, the woman who runs the blog Free Us Now that Darragh and DancesWithPuma were directing people to is run by a real piece of work.  Here’s a sampling:

Holy fuck, I knew the Kitty Klown Koalition was deranged, but they’re really exceeding the unhinged quotient in that thread. Does anyone with a tiny shred of sanity (and/or a penis) still voluntarily associate with that pack of raving loons?

It’s almost scary…until one realizes their warrior-mama talk is about as authentic as an 11-year-old boy’s World of Warcraft persona. If a PUMA death squad actually showed up on someone’s doorstep on a “Decimation” mission, I suspect they could be easily repelled with a dust broom…

I wonder what they’ll do with this comment ...

OMG, I can’t believe Senator Clinton was accosted and assaulted in this way. Has she had a medical exam to determine if she’s been injured? Has this guy been arrested for his unseemly groping? Where was security that allowed him to get so close to Hillary that he could grab her underarm like that? These questions need to be answered!!!!

I, and other PUMA people are still waiting for the PUMA leadership to unleash the fury.

Betty, I think telling them you had David Axelrod’s mustache in your pocket would be enough of a deterrent.

bimbo slice, that’s prefect.

I’m curious, Murphy, et al. Is there a secure way to set up a site that could post things that “go down the memory hole”? I know many sites are owned by Google and they simply scrub what they don’t want remembered. Would there be a way to set up a site not beholden to Google or to Yahoo like this? It seems this will be the only way to keep info about O from disappearing forever.

Teh Google is silencing them!!  Wow, wow, wow, wow, also wow.

Teh Google is silencing them!!

Maybe Murphy can raise some money and build PUMAltaVista. It’ll automatically filter out any and all Obot-friendly sites.

DancesWithPumas 12.06.08 at 3:21 am
That picture of Senator Hilalry Rodham Clinton is a cardboard cutout.

ROTFLMAO as they say. I was thinking that if myiq came up with his name by comparing himself to PUMAs he might not be too far off the mark.  Of course, compared to normal people it is still 1/2u so I believe that would make the average PUMA iq aprox. 1/4 of normal.

Just because a person kills serially does not mean they meet the criteria for a serial killer as defined by the FBI. So far, only men have met that criteria.

The fuck?!?

I could be off base, but I don’t think Daragh has yet filed her second-quarter FEC report yet:

murphy 12.11.08 at 1:06 am #232
Confession: I once accidentally killed a cat in the dryer. It was HORRIBLE. I’ll never forgive myself, even though it really was an accident.

That reminds me of my first band: Fluffy and the Launderettes, and our debut album, “Tumble Dryer Catracide” which included and extended play version of our hit song Aileen Wuornos Appreciation Day. It was big in the Netherlands.

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Tom,

Old news.  She hasn’t filed with the IRS either (she’s a 527). 

I suspect that all of this so-called “pseudo-feminist-anarchist” PUMA movement will crash “like a tree in the woods.”  But if nobody’s there to hear it, will it make a noise?

Daragh’s raising money again for… something.

sunkawakan - yeah, I remember this coming up about a month ago, but she swore up and down that she had sent a report in. If she has, the FEC apparently doesn’t know about it.

It’s fairly obvious she’s fleecing the sheep at her site.

Uh oh, agent BillieJo is tossin tips to the Feds!:

BillieJo 12.11.08 at 2:11 pm <a hrf=“http://pumapac.org/2008/12/11/gropergate-day-7/#c omment-256920”>comment #18</a>
Just found fitzgerald’s blog and posted this for him:

FITZ!!!!!! I am so happy to see you back again. Keep fighting the good fight, but don’t forget to take care of yourself along the way. Eat right and take a breather when you can. ... Email me if you would like…

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Uh-oh, a sexual assault has been committed, please, will someone notify the CARDBOARD POLICE?

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i am insane, on December 11th, 2008 at 3:55 pm Said:

Homboltblue
Happy to know you and no one you know has ever been a victim of an assault that began in much the way that picture depicts.
Sadly too many women look at that picture and see not humour but the painful memory of a rape or a face broken by a beer bottle like the one in the picture
We are the victims of a crime not the objects of a prank.
Your attempt to belittle the feelings of women who look at the picture and see their monster in the eyes of Jon Favreau.makes the point how insensitive we humans can be.
# HumboldtBlue, on December 11th, 2008 at 4:17 pm Said:

Sadly, I Am Insane, you truly are a fucking froot loop and if you look at that photo and see sexual assault you’re a bigger dumbass than previously thought.

I certainly await your next thesis on how Obama is responsible for swimsuit contests at beauty pageants and how it’s just another example of his hate for women that he does nothing to stop such gross objectification.

You stick with your premise though, I’m sure Sneator Clinton is monitoring everything you post.
# i am insane, on December 11th, 2008 at 5:29 pm Said:

Dumb ass and “froot” loop. ME? I was making a point that sadly too many women look at that photo and are reminded of a sexual attack because their own sexual attack began in much the same way drunken and groping. men who believe their actions are funny. I called you out on being insensitive to that true fact. with the hope you would understand why so many women feel as they do.
I now know you are just a jerk incapable of understanding anything other than your one sided view of your own planet. .
To start talking about a beauty pageant and women in swimsuits while discussing a sexual attack is more than dumb. The difference between a sexual attack and a beauty pageant is the ones in the swimsuits they said YES to it.
Your spaceship has landed get in it and go home.
# HumboldtBlue, on December 11th, 2008 at 5:38 pm Said:

Where sane people see a cut out and guys having fun with the image on one of the most famous people in the woorld, you see sexual assault, which means you’re either too fucking stupid to understand a prank or so far off your rocker you should be banned from posting on the internet.

The difference between a sexual attack and a beauty pageant is the ones in the swimsuits they said YES to it.
Your spaceship has landed get in it and go home.

Yeah, that poor defenseless piece of cardboard, it was assaulted in a vile manner, no wonder Murphy can keep hitting up saps like you for money, you make stupid an olympic event.

LOL, HB! One of my college roomies had a life-size cardboard image of a famous NBA star, which we gals would occasionally touch inappropriately during our frequent episodes of drunken debauchery. Little did I know we were all sex perverts who belong in jail!

Thanks for this open animal thread!!!

Ask the obama directly why Favreau still has a job. Go HERE and post your question. See how long it takes for your question to be SCRUBBED

Kind of ironic, considering she’s scrubbed three of my posts asking where the money is going and why she hasn’t filed an October report.

LOL HB!! Where was this comment thread located?

LOL HB!! Where was this comment thread located?

I found it after clicking Kev’s original link to Murphy’s place. Murphy then asks us to support this pizzle so I clicked the link and had fun.

Something like who’s agenda or some shit ...

Comment by Kevin K. on 12/11/08 at 04:47 PM

I see that. jeezis. noticed they left out the contact for O’Reilly (phone sex and falafal showers forever).

Strether is obviously shootin’ for the R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr. American Spectator Arkansas Project Award for Wingnut Blogger Citizen Wanker Journalist of the Year. He and Vast Bugfuck will each receive a signed copy of Christopher Ruddy’s Bitter Legacy and a weekend fishing trip on the Chesapeake Bay with Rex Armistead and David Horowitz.

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I guess she told you HB!

freemenow, on December 11th, 2008 at 6:22 pm Said:

Humboltblue- You are the perfect example of an abuser! You don’t have a cutout of your very own to abuse or anyone to show it to so you come here and assault us with your rhetoric and get off by having us reply to your rude, crude bullshit. But guess what asshole? I am the keeper of this paper doll - and you are my victim tonight so here is my fun time.
I picture you as a short fat jackass with a pencil dick who dreams of tall blonds who would laugh at the very sight of you and smaell of you and that is why you assault them in blogs. No women worth a cent would be caught on the same block - - you never had a girlfriend that wasn’t in a comic book and it angers you that they don’t jump off the pages and kiss you but you are thrilled that they at least do not jump off the pages and run away like real girls do.
hehehhehehe- I think that is so funny.
I am even visualizing you naked - ooops - I should not have done that - It made me sick! gotta go now - I spent more time on this nightmare than i needed to.
So - how does it feel to be treated like dirt? never mind - you are now barred- I will not have you here speaking to the women with your filth.

Strether is obviously shootin’ for the R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr. American Spectator Arkansas Project Award for Wingnut Blogger Citizen Wanker Journalist of the Year. He and Vast Bugfuck will each receive a signed copy of Christopher Ruddy’s Bitter Legacy and a weekend fishing trip on the Chesapeake Bay with Rex Armistead and David Horowitz.

Brilliant.

Somehow I missed the flawless progressives at Correntewire congratulating Obama for his picks of Steven Chu for Energy Sec or Lisa Jackson for EPA head. I think Obama’s only chance of getting a compliment from Lambert 2.0 is if his first infrastructure project is paying Strether’s plumbing bill and buying him a new pair of Crocs.

Outrage is the new puice.

It’s not just me ...

Some leader they’ve got there…

They should have sent her to fec.gov.  I think she has a few submissions due there as well.

Daragh’s raising money again for… something.

Sorry guys, I guess I ruined it for all of us. I stand mightily chagrined.

Dude, that little outburst from Klingleberry made it all worthwhile.

What they really are is a bunch of little boys with small pee pees that are afraid of women! They take it out on us that their momies did not give them bigger tools.
They should blame their daddies but their daddies are already pissed off about their own little wee wees so instead they just blames any women they can find and try to force that damned stupid little thing on us and try to make us like it.

So if I go there and start making jokes about breast size and fat asses, that’s totally cool?

These people are obviously not cursed with self-awareness.

It appears their job is to try to aggravate PUMA’s.

If that’s really my job, I think I deserve a pretty big Christmas bonus.

murphy, on December 11th, 2008 at 2:07 pm Said:
BB or anyone, help! where on the stupid change.gov site do you submit questions? I have a migraine from searching over at the god-forsaken place for like five whole minutes!

Is She Goldberg’s sister?

Comment by Kevin K. on 12/11/08 at 05:33 PM
Somehow I missed the flawless progressives at Correntewire…

flawless “true progressives” - which is apparently something like being a “real American”.

...congratulating Obama for his picks of Steven Chu for Energy Sec…

It appears their job is to try to aggravate PUMA’s.

Huzzah!  I finally found my special purpose!

Is She Goldberg’s sister?

That is a fistful of Win, brother.

So if I go there and start making jokes about breast size and fat asses, that’s totally cool?
Comment by Tom65 on 12/11/08 at 05:59 PM

Reminds me of the Larry David Show episode where Larry’s arguing with Cheryl that the real problem isn’t penises that are too small but rather vaginas that are too big.

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I for one have always been very unhappy about the size of my penis.

We need a woman to clean up the White House!  Did you see Sarah’s kitchen?  It was spotless!  She would make the best president in the world!  Men will NO LONGER be allowed to smurf our political power!

Back off!  WE ARE STRONG!!

Oh, and maybe it’s because I finally caved in and joined the rest of you sheep and purchased a cell phone today that those folks over there won’t listen to my reasonable posts.

Fucking thing is already annoying. Took me 20 goddamned minutes to figure out how to turn the fucking volume down on the most annoying ring tone known to man. It’ll be two years before I figure out which buttons take me to which menus and vice versa.

And this is like the Model T of cell phones.

Just remember, HB, you don’t have to crank it.

Oh wow, it really IS his site:

Patrick J. Fitzgerald said…

  BillieJo, TerryDo and all proud American PUMAs,

  Thank you so much for your service to our great nation. I am forever indebted to you for all of the leads and tips that you have provided me with. I will pass all of this information onto my staff so that we can get to the bottom of this mess. I pledge to you that I won’t stop digging until I have reached THE TRUTH. I am grateful for and humbled by your assistance in pointing me in the right direction and expanding the width of my shovel of justice.

  Sincerely,
  Patrick J. Fitzgerald
  U.S. Attorney

And here I thought it was like a spoof or something. ;)

we haven’t been able to find an address or direct phone number for your Chicago Anti-Crime Squad.

Aww man, they think he’s Eliot Ness. Next they’ll ask him if Sean Connery is really as hot in person as he is on the screen.

I mean, jesus fucking christ prosecuting a prostitute, I consider myself a dim bulb, but sheesh, I am not only MENSA in comparison to this crowd, I’m fucking EinsteinMozartPicassoBlue.

The call for backup has gone out to all 30 of them at pumapac, you have really stirred up a kittens nest HB!

FLBarbara 12.11.08 at 6:01 pm

  Hi everyone Free me now needs help over there bashing pumas and murphy.

Oh No! The second in charge has spoken;

DancesWithPumas 12.11.08 at 6:42 pm

  Wait… did someone say Puma PAC is getting trashed at Billy Jean’s website?

We are strong! No one can tell us were wrong!
We’ve searched our hearts for so long!  And we all know that this is a battlefield!

GO SARAH!!

We are strong! No one can tell us were wrong!
We’ve searched our hearts for so long!  And we all know that this is a battlefield!

GO SARAH!!

you’re wrong.

Oh for Pete’s sake:

jenniforhillary 12.10.08 at 11:39 pm

  Anna Belle,

  Aileen Wuornos was a friend of mine, and she was murdered by the state after being victimized since the day she was born.

  Victimized as a child, she ran away from home. Forced into prostitution, she was raped and brutalized IN ADDITION to being sexually violated to survive. Finally, she snapped. Just like military people after war, post trauma stress can cause many bad side affects. For Aileen, the sexual violence–which was the only sex she had ever known–became in and of itself (which it WAS) an attack on her body. She was a street walker, and as such had little protection even as far as prostitutes go, and her johns were horrible brutes. EACH and every one of them deserved to die.

  I wrote all the big name attorneys–you know who they are– both male and female. And no one took up her cause. She was a poor woman, like a bunny caught in a trap, and when the state murdered her it was a sad day. a sad day indeed.

Jenniforhillary’s mass murdering bff is supposedly Aileen Wuornos.  This is the person the movie “Monster” was about.  The chances that jenni actually knew or ever even laid eyes on Aileen Wuornos are slim to none.

Folks, I’m going to take BettyJean from Free Us Now at her word and ask you not to comment on her blog:

Kiss off-boys I don’t come to your site and bother you - don’t come bother me! Got it? I don’t want any pissing contest with anyone - I am sitting here next to my dying daughter 45 late stage ovarian cancer 88 Lbs - her Doc told me no hope a - fine Christmas present.

She is screaming in pain and I am mad as hell and just taking it out on anyone I can - Favreau is my lucky and deserving target so just stay out of firing range and all is ok for your sorry ass ok? And besides I have no time for this shit! So go bug someone else!

Let’s just let her be. I wish her daughter as much comfort as possible. I’m going to remove the links to her site from the comments here.

Mrs. Polly, what you wrote over there was very nice.  Sorry to hear about your father.

“shovel of justice?!”  At least he’s not one of those with “small pee-pees” causing all the trouble on freeusnow.  Best.  Euphemism.  Ever.

Part of me feels sorry for her and her daughter.  But then another part asks why her way of dealing with that has to be trying to ruin some random guy’s career via internet rants.  I’ll lay off, but jeez…

I’m with Sean. I’ll lay off too, but my bullshit detector is registering a low hum.

Thanks Kevin, it was not a good time, and the Polly family is holding up its collective middle finger to the entire holiday season.

The drug my father got was Crestor, btw—-remember that dandy study that was dramatically stopped b.c. the benefits for “normal” people taking statins were soooooo fabulous they couldn’t justify not drugging the whole lot of us? The study funded by drug companies?

Crestor is the only statin on the market which caused a muscle-wasting condition called “rhabdomyolysis” in trials.  So they halved the potency and put it on the market. You can guess the rest. Post-marketing reporting, BTW, is voluntary and completely a joke.

Public Citizen has Crestor on its “Do Not Use” list, but with any statin, watch out for muscle aches, weakness, and “Statin brain”: searching for simple words, trouble with multi-step instructions.

Well, another over-long threadkiller post from me. Apologies. Just watch it with the statins, and if your parents seem weak or confused, that could be the cause.

Or they could have been reading the Effluents, or whatever that thing is put together by LiverSpotter or whoever-she-is.

And here is BillyJo’s response to “Fitzgerald”:

Sean and Tom, I fully understand.  Thanks for backing off.  I’d just like us to play it a few levels better than they would in a similar situation.

Polly, not a thread-killer at all. Once again, really sorry to hear about your pops. Big pharma can be such a wretched beast.

Liz. I, oh christ, I can’t stop laughing.  I thought “shovel of justice,” at the very least, would have been a dead giveaway.  Once again I have vastly underestimated their dimwittery.

Mrs. Polly:

Sorry, my ADD kicked in and I forgot to start with what’s important, which is that I’m sorry about your father.

I will send you anything I can that may help in your bring the light of day to this corruption in Chicago and the election.

Bets: His next request involves a bathtub full of strawberry jam and a camera.

Damn.
Murphy found his real site.

Oh I thought I’d logged out. This is marindenvers daughter.

Hi, marindenver’s daughter!

TerryDo has accepted the truth, moved on, and had a laugh at herself. BillieJo, however, refuses to back down.

I have NO idea who wrote the “Dear Sec. Fitzpatrick” comment. None. Really. So don’t ask me if I do. Because I don’t.

Meh. Guess I’ll go back to calling out Daragh for not telling anyone (including the Feds) where the money is going. Not that she’ll let those posts see the light of day, but whatever…

I can’t remember the last time I’ve laughed that hard. The combination of the PUMA Pac thread and the thread at the fake Fitz blog was the funniest 1-2 innertube goof I’ve encountered in a long time. I almost feel like donating to PUMA Pac now as a “thank you.”

ZOMG! We’ve been discovered.

Quick! Everybody talk about something else!

OK, since Daragh won’t post my questions and the PUMA “prowlers” are apparently checking out the comments here:

- why hasn’t Daragh filed a financial report with the FEC, despite having received a warning letter?

- why hasn’t she filed ANY report with the IRS, as all 527’s are required to do? She filed an initial Form 8871 back in June, but nothing since then.

You folks are getting fleeced. Ask her yourself (although I doubt she’d allow it on her site).

DancesWithPumas 12.11.08 at 10:59 pm

  BCL
  Why go there at all? Isn’t that one of the sites where losers meet to read and post everything we say? Can you imagine being such a no-life loser that you spend your time doing that?? Maybe that’s all one brain cell can handle.
  It’s mind boggling and actually, sad in a pathetic sort of way.

Please, I beg you all to stop. If I laugh any harder I’ll snort out a lung.

BillieJo 12.11.08 at 10:49 pm

TerryDo, I am not willing to say it is a bogus website at this point.

And some of them are still not willing to say a cardboard cut out of Hillary Clinton got pawed by frat boys.

Maybe Obama hit her with his freeze ray!

Bwahahahaha [snort] Aaaaah!

Seriously, DWP has already surrendered the moral high ground, a long time ago.

Not to mention the fact that she could use a few P-Shop tips from Donnie Hoyle:

Funny, I always thought we were sad in an “inspiring” sort of way.

Comment by Tom65 on 12/11/08 at 11:08 PM

I double dare you to stick that on “Fitzgerald’s” blog.

While you’re doing that, I’ll make more popcorn.

Dances’ mind is easily boggled.

Sad in a stomping screaming hilarious sort of way, or howlingly funny in a pathetic sort of way?

DancesWithPumas 12.11.08 at 10:59 pm
BCL
Why go there at all? Isn’t that one of the sites where losers meet to read and post everything we say? Can you imagine being such a no-life loser that you spend your time doing that?? Maybe that’s all one brain cell can handle. It’s mind boggling and actually, sad in a pathetic sort of way.

Says a woman who spent all day watching one of her clueless buds frantically firing off wacky dispatches to a parody blog.

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HTP - DONE

OK, first I must say that I’m in relationship with a person who takes politics VERY seriously. I tried to tell him about the PUMAs once and he just got pissed. So when he came in a few moments ago to see why I was roaring out great guffaws of laughter and I pointed to this, he was not amused:

glad to help.

HTP, too funny. I mean, come on. I don’t think there’s enough money in the world to buy that woman a clue.

And Betty, you’re all sortsa weird:

EWard 12.11.08 at 11:21 pm

  BigCatLover #212

  Rumproast bloggers are BO’s cyberstalkers! They have weird names such as Betty Cracker etc.

And then there was this:

TerryDo 12.11.08 at 11:41 pm

  [...]

  I do not think it is such a nasty place. I just visited them and they gave me a few chuckles , by the way they amuse themselves. They begin by reposting our comments and then they do a critique and an OMG comments and sometimes a play by play.
  I suggest all Pumas stop by sometime and have a quick read. They sound very gay and joyful men just frolicking in their own little rump roast world..
  I found them to be harmless boys with little pee pees, as they like to speak much about their pee pees.
  Typical male statement being that it is not that their penises are too small, it is that our vaginas are to big., you know that big black hole, that some men are afraid off, least they be swallowed up. I have a feeling they prefer tight assholes.
  Kevin K seems to have a vendetta again Murphy but I think it is just a case of Vagina Envy.

I don’t know where to begin with that one, aside from pointing out that a lot of woman with really enviable vaginas hang out here. And last time I checked, us “very gay and joyful men” don’t talk about out “pee pees.” At all. That would be sinful.

In the grand scheme of things, I suppose I would rather have a tiny pee pee than spend an entire day sending gushing mash notes and urgent Crimestopper tips to a famously-phony Patrick Fitzgerald parody blog.

But then, that’s just me.

Hilarious!  Just had the chance to catch up on things here…and lose way too much of my time reading the bizarre rants over at pumapac.org.

Wow.  What can be said?  Their total tin-foil, man-hating, rabid delusions and multiple demonstrations of utter incompetence and stupidity is twisted entertainment comedy gold!

Heck, someone could do an entire “Daily Show” type spinoff, covering just the PUMA, Cult of COLB and Freeper movements alone!

...On the other hand, its painfully sad and obvious that almost all of these PUMAs are just really severely damaged and outcast individuals trying to “cling” to something to justify their bitterness and hatred of the world, because of despicable acts that happened to them in their past. 

I truly do feel bad for people who are victims of rape and incest, which many of them have opened up about recently.  But I also feel that people need to be able to “heal” enough to have a functioning life in society and regardless of what evils happened to them, it is NOT ok for them to redirect or take out their anger on unrelated targets, left and right.

If they can’t get beyond their past “horrors” on their own, then they DO need to seek professional help.  I have no sympathy for those that choose to just wallow in their own dysfunction and “victimization”. 

Sadly, some of them are probably beyond help at this point (gee…jenniferforhillary has to be at the top of that list).  What I find hard to believe is that people at this level of being so obviously mentally unstable are able to run around loose.  Why isn’t someone that batshit psycho insane locked up in some nuthouse already?

But beyond that, its hard to have sympathy for these damaged and deranged people, when instead of trying to do something positive with their lives or help themselves, they spend their efforts doing nothing but fomenting hate and crazy lame-ass conspiracy theories and other unfathomable inanity. 

All they do is daily waste a lot of their time spamming everyone they can think of with their ridiculous “prowls” and sending the same crazy shit over and over again.  Its amazing that their pea-brains can’t seem to get it that their own batshit actions and endless spamming hurt their own cause.  When will they get a clue that their “prowls” don’t convey a “show of strength”, but instead just reinforce to recipients to automatically shit-can and discount any spam received by them as loony, annoying, and unworthy of taking seriously?

The answer - because they are too far gone to “get it” and probably never will.  So, why feel sorry for them at all.  They are beyond pathetic and just plain bitter and mean in a very kooky way and deserve to be mercilessly mocked as a source of deranged amusement until they finally fade into the fringes of obscurity.

DancesWithPumas 12.11.08 at 11:12 pm

  I think we all agreed early on not to post links to the swamp sites, or repost their trash here, since there are reasons we don;t go there to read them for ourselves. Best to read the unedited originals here anyway. I can hardly wait ’til their boy drafts their asses.
  Btw, Gates is asking for more troops.

Damn Kevin k., why do you edit the originals?

I found them to be harmless boys with little pee pees, as they like to speak much about their pee pees.

And speaking as a member of the non-pee pee sex, I just want to say that I’m sick and tired of all you guys and your endless pee-pee talk and can’t you find something else to talk about?  Like PUMAs?  Oh wait . . .

(And this is the real marindenver, daughter has gone to bed.) (I know how Rugged in Montana feels now.)

So how long do you all bet the various PUMA factions will be able to keep up the daily outrage about cardboard-gate?  I’ve been surprised by their tenacity so far, though perhaps I shouldn’t have.  My bet is Alegre has another week in her, and the Chuckydaughter/Murphy faction can probably keep going until Christmas, or maybe the first week of next year.

Ummmm…

Isn’t it illegal to impersonate an attorney?

I have a feeling they prefer tight assholes.

Shorter PUMA: Those nasty faggots at Rumproast are a bunch of bigots!

These guys are reduce my irony-o-meter to a heap of smoking slag.

Isn’t it illegal to impersonate an attorney?/quote]

Good question: If I present myself as an attorney, offer legal advice and take money for my services, I’m breaking the law. If I put up a blog that is allegedly by a public figure (who happens to be an attorney) and mess with people’s heads, I’m not.

Sorry, I didn’t follow up the convo, is it about Donofrio?

I assumed sunkawakan is referring to “Patrick Fitzgerald’s” blog which seems to be causing some confusion amongst the PnMUAtics.

Wonder if any of them know about “Jon Swift’s” blog.

Isn’t it illegal to impersonate an attorney?

Finally someone in this crazy nest of tiny wee wee packing Obots is making sense. The rule of law went out the fucking window in this country when we let Raymond Burr get away with that shit for years.

My bet is Alegre has another week in her, and the Chuckydaughter/Murphy faction can probably keep going until Christmas, or maybe the first week of next year.

I think that’s a reasonable estimate, although I would pad out Riverchucky and Murphy by a week or two.  It’s been a great fundraising tool for Murphy.

Citizen Cane:

Someone emailed me and suggested I should do a post encapsulating the hilarity since it’s a little hard to follow in this thread. Good idea?  Yes or no?

YES!

“Pat” deserves more traffic simply for making the PUMAs chase their tails.

I dare someone to set up a Sarah Palin blog

I dare someone to set up a Sarah Palin blog

If there was already a fake Fitz blog, I guarantee there are probably already plenty of fake Palin blogs.

BTW, Fitz has made a reappearance:

Patrick J. Fitzgerald said…

BillieJo,

As my mother used to say, don’t let the b*stards get you down. This deal, as they say, is real.

Please continue to provide me with your valuable research assistance. If it wasn’t for PUMAs, everyone would have thought that an acorn was only an oat nut that fell from trees, not a corrupt political institution bent on destroying democracy as we know it. I will forward your info about Rahm Emanuel to my staff. The hole leading to THE TRUTH gets deeper and darker, but my miners pit helmet is lamped and resilient.

Justice calls. Stay strong. Retain the roar.

Sincerely,
Patrick J. Fitzgerald
U.S. Attorney

Good idea?  Absolutely!

Thinking a bit more, it strikes me that they’re moving to more and more attenuated versions of HRC.  First it was the real thing; then after the conventions it was stand-in woman-politician Sarah Palin; now it’s a cardboard HRC figure.  It might be the perfect time for Murphy to step in as HRC proxy and either try to run for something, or solicit donations to buy a compound in Montana or West Texas.  Jenniforhillary could bring the guns and food, and they could ride out the Mad Max hell of America under Obama.

Oh-please-oh-please-oh-please…

“...it strikes me that they’re moving to more and more attenuated versions of HRC.”

Interesting observation, and it would not surprise me if your future projects prove prescient.

PS: I second the plea for a post distilling the hilarious lunacy.

I second the plea for a post distilling the hilarious lunacy.

Okay, but I may hold out a bit and see if BillieJo takes the latest Fitz bait first.

It might be the perfect time for Murphy to step in as HRC proxy and either try to run for something

It’s pretty much inevitable that one of them will be pushed forward to run for something. I’d say the front-runners would be Adult Cow Hat, Riverchucky, Murphy and Alegre. Plus there’s always Cynthia Ruccia.

BTW, if that image of Favreau is so offensive that it may harm Hillary’s ability to be SOS, why are PUMA blogs posting it over and over and over?

For a god’s sake, when will you realize that puma original aim wasn’t ever to support Hillary? Game was already over when they started.

This ultra-con deception was meant to swiftboat Obama and to split Dem base abusing Hillary’s name. It’s just another Roger dirty-trickster Stone astroturf

It’s just another Roger dirty-trickster Stone astroturf.

I agree that there was a huge element of that during the election season. Many of us suspected Murphy of ratfucking due to her documented past support of McCain. But I think the ratfuckery operation netted a small claque of loony true-believers. The ratfuck pros have likely moved on to more productive endeavors.

Isn’t it illegal to impersonate an attorney?

Citizen Cane:

Fake Patrick Fitzgerald blog PUMAs thought was real.

I was being sarcastic with my Donofrio reference. 

Since Donofrio IS the biggest hoaxer on the internetz. Yet, he’s doing a great job by milking all those retards.

That will teach them, mwwwaa ha ha…

I agree that there was a huge element of that during the election season. Many of us suspected Murphy of ratfucking due to her documented past support of McCain. But I think the ratfuckery operation netted a small claque of loony true-believers. The ratfuck pros have likely moved on to more productive endeavors

I agree, MOST of them

Murphy just can’t hook off being worshiped; besides, donation inflow seems pretty steady.

They’re mostly just piss-poor Democrats with astonishingly empty lives (and brain cavities). This “movement” gave them a false sense of power and they’re going to ride it out for as long as they can. I’m just grateful that they fooled enough Republicans into thinking that they were a massive, under-the-radar voting block that would save the McCain-Palin ticket in places like Pennsylvania. It was reverse ratfuckery at its finest.

@ kevin: If they ever were Dems, I’m glad they are not anymore. 

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KEEP THE PRESSURE ON GROPERGATE!

1. Send Kathleen Parker at the Washington Post an email with a link to this page so she’ll know that Of COURSE we have a sense of humor.

But OF COURSE!!!

Besides, she’ll know that PUMAs are not doing anything even slightly as insulting and sexist as for what they demand Favreau should get fired.

I’m just grateful that they fooled enough Republicans into thinking that they were a massive, under-the-radar voting block that would save the McCain-Palin ticket in places like Pennsylvania. It was reverse ratfuckery at its finest.

Yes it was, and you deserve some credit for not publicizing PUMA’s toothlessness toward the end there. Some GOP jackasses were totally sucked in.

That reminds me, didn’t one of PUMA’s erstwhile GOP allies welcome them to whatever crappy wingnut blog that was pimping the PUMA connection at the time with some incredibly sexist remarks? And yet they lapped the validation right up. Selective in their outrage, aren’t they?

That reminds me, didn’t one of PUMA’s erstwhile GOP allies welcome them to whatever crappy wingnut blog that was pimping the PUMA connection at the time with some incredibly sexist remarks? And yet they lapped the validation right up. Selective in their outrage, aren’t they?

I think that was Ace of Spades.  They were also welcomed with open arms at Red State, but I think that was a fairly short honeymoon.

I’m just grateful that they fooled enough Republicans into thinking that they were a massive, under-the-radar voting block that would save the McCain-Palin ticket in places like Pennsylvania. It was reverse ratfuckery at its finest.

Amen. When I heard that McPOW’s website was playing “Take a Chance on Me,” well ... it was just too Purrrrrfect.

The FEC Quarterly filing is up!

I’m just grateful that they fooled enough Republicans into thinking that they were a massive, under-the-radar voting block that would save the McCain-Palin ticket in places like Pennsylvania. It was reverse ratfuckery at its finest.

Yup!

BTW, if that image of Favreau is so offensive that it may harm Hillary’s ability to be SOS, why are PUMA blogs posting it over and over and over? Does anyone know what the PB 2.0 manual says about that?  The Farmer is borrowing my copy. Comment by Kevin K. on 12/12/08 at 08:16 AM

Lets see here, PB2.0 manual: horizontal mapping architecture and data caching of comment thread memes across selected PUMA models…  needlepoint for ambiversive topic applications… summer squash recipes… why does Barack Obama want me to lose all my hair before the age of 60… carboard cutouts… drunken groping… oh here we are:

lambert strether, on December 11th, 2008 at 2:29 pm Said:
My question:

How will you reinforce the authority of your Secretary of State with foreign leaders, given that your chief speechwriter was photographed groping a cut-out of her image while drunk?

Where Pumalicious? give me a link.

correction to above section referenced: where UTF = UTI (Intoxication Event) is potentially Under The Influence. Or what ever.

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Pumalicious: I just have to note that someone got a shiny new $3,100 Mac and a $3,000+ camera.  Oh, and thousands more in “film-related” air travel.  Did they ever release the Pumumentary?

Delicious link to PumaPac quarterly report:

I just have to note that someone got a shiny new $3,100 Mac and a $3,000+ camera.  Oh, and thousands more in “film-related” air travel.  Did they ever release the Pumumentary?

Kevin: I didn’t check the disclosures, but sounds like he got a pretty decent little Panasonic DVX or Canon mini-DV box out of the deal. Not a total loss. Lovely parting gifts and all.

Kind of an ominous closing note on that post, though. Will this be Audacity II: Revenge of the Director?

Kind of an ominous closing note on that post, though. Will this be Audacity II: Revenge of the Director?

I was thinking the same thing. I’m sure there’s no shortage of fucknuttery he got on film. Maybe we should offer him a few quid for it and edit it ourselves.

Kind of an ominous closing note on that post, though. Will this be Audacity II: Revenge of the Director?

I’m sure there’s no shortage of fucknuttery he got on film. Maybe we should offer him a few quid for it and edit it ourselves.

One other thing, if he does get a theatrical release or DVD revenues out of this (highly doubtful), does he have to pay PUMA Pac back or did he score a whole bunch of debt-free financing?

I was thinking the same thing.  Hell, you could pad it out with great TV moments like this.

Yeesh, I’d forgotten about her.

BTW, where the hell did Will Bower disappear to? Last time I saw him, he was claiming that PUMA had paid down HRC’s debt by $7 mil or so.

Kevin—Interesting.  I read the blog entry and watched one of the trailers, and while parts of the film are painful propaganda, he seems to at least have some detachment.  I guess I don’t begrudge him his camera and cross-country trip that much.  And based on the size of some of the PAC donations, the people who sponsored it can probably afford to do so.

Damn, the Murph scammed $90,000 from those poor souls! What a bunch of asshats!

Yeah, $90K. And Murphy shook them down for another $3K at the end of November. For “debts.” Probably related to the Maryland Puma t shirt-lanyard-whistle-visor spending spree.

Hey, it’s small potatoes. (One of my favorite X-Files episodes.) And if contributing to PumaPac makes folks happy, so be it.

But to me, it’s a colossal waste of a lot of money.

And jeez, I wish that those Pumas who actually were supporters of Senator Clinton had paid that money to her campaign, to pay off her debt, i.e. her vendors. Instead, Murphy swore up and down on the blog that Clinton’s debt would be fully paid by the convention, thus discouraging them from contributing any more after the magic weekend when the members thought they raised all those all those millions of dollars that they never actually raised.

Yeah, what the hell kind of weird handle is “Betty Cracker,” anyway?  Where’s the word “puma” in it, hanh? 

weirdo.

Does it count as ratfuckery if the donations all go into one’s own pockets?

And if contributing to PumaPac makes folks happy, so be it.

Quick:  “A ____ and hir _____ soon are ______”

Oh god I love this site. I never ever want the PUMA’s to go away.
They make me laugh too much, too hard, and I for some strange sick reason I revel in their utter ignorance, stupidity and insanity.
They horrified me from Day One, and I got into a screaming match with Kim (AKA Golberry racist asshole Riverswamp) over at Daily Kos before she was banned.

I don’t understand how this crazy sick twisted lunatic (Kim) along with her sick twisted vile cretins of hate are not in the loon bin, but whatever.  Since there’s only about 20 or 30 of them posting nonstop, I think they will really drives themselves over the edge anyway.

But what is a thousand times more fun is coming here to read the non stop hilarity. I mean I would read the crap and no one to look over at go “can you effin believe this???”. I tried to post a few times over there asking them why they are so effin crazy and I’ve been banned after being called a man with a small penis. The other day that crazed ol coot BostonI’mInsaneBoomer said Obama was the most UNELECTABLE politician of her lifetime.

Yeah - after he won. What?
Why I read this crap I do not know - but I do and I laugh.
Anyway, to now have someone to look over at and literally go “holy shit can you believe this?” is just very entertaining to me.
No wonder I have a stack of books from Barnes & Noble that I never get around to reading.

Thanks Kevin. :)

My God! Darragh’s been booted out of The New Agenda!

OH, THE PUMANITY!

Looks like Sheri’s out, too. Amy Siskind sure knows how to make friends and allies.

Where is this?