“America Rising”: Angry, Ratfucking Wingnut Typeface Can’t Decide What It Hates Most
Man, that is one pissed-off font. So pissed-off that it hates Corporatism and Socialism simultaneously. It also hates “Leftists,” “Liberals” and “Liberal Policies,” although not necessarily in that order. Deep down, I’m pretty sure it hates itself for being such an easily deluded character-set.
And you just know that font represents all of us regretful Democrats who feel betrayed by Obama, Reid and Pelosi, because it tells us so. And it says “We” right up front, just to be clear. Plus, it uses authentic Democrat-on-Democrat attack-words like “Tax,” “Spend” and “Redistribute.” Like it or not, everything in this video has the Ring of Truth.
Nothing illustrates “disaffected single-payer health care advocate” like images of Old Glory, deranged Town Hall Meeting crashers and militant Red Staters with Gadsden flags.
And nothing says “unstoppable, big-money grassroots revolution” like floating type-treatments, still-frame images and shareware editing effects set to a generic library music knock-off of Carmina Burana, you betcha.
Freepers, PUMAs and their affiliated deep-cover Yankee Dandy Whacknoodle sleeper cells are giving themselves chills by posting this in high rotation and “making it go viral.” However, mysterious Youtube “blocks” and inept downloaders have notorious shit-stirrers like Dan Riehl speculating that the video file is “under attack” by “Obots,” who apparently have total control of online media, just like the Jews.
If, like me, you can’t sleep at night because you’re wracked with guilt for supporting Obama despite the Greek Chorus of Wise Voices who TRIED TO WARN YOU and TOLD YOU SO…watch this video now, and watch it repeatedly. I guarantee you’ll be fast asleep and dreaming about puppies before the PUMAs are done watching Matlock.
Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 01/04/10 at 01:01 PM • Permalink
Categories: Knee Slappers • Politics • Election '10 • Bedwetters • PUMAs • Nutters • Polisnark • YouTubidity •
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