America the Asinine

It’s official: Sarah Palin will be the 45th President of the United States…unless she runs against a pair of Yosemite Sam mudflaps or a “Big Mouth Billy Bass” that sings the theme from Convoy.
Nothing says “serious political movement” like a bug-eyed cartoon portrait of a famously married woman and mother-of-five, dressed for Mall-Babe Night at the Mattress Olympics and holding a length of rope with a giant teabag where the noose usually goes. Inspiring…and kitschy.
I’m not sure if this is the new brand packaging for Wasilla’s Best™ Pure Alaskan Stove-Top Meth (“It’s Cheaply, Abundantly Polarizing!”) or the cover of Glenn Beck’s new book on the Founding Fathers’ obsession with monster trucks and erotic asphyxiation. Whatever it is, though, I get the feeling it’s very popular with people who think Rey Mysterio is real, and needs our help to defeat The Undertaker.
Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 02/09/10 at 09:52 AM • Permalink
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