American Thinker: Barack Obama Is Just Like A Killer Whale In So Many Ways!

It was so obvious, it was just staring the country in the face, but it took the intermittently firing neurons of Jeannie deAngelis at American Thinker to formulate and give vent to just what everyone’s been thinking:

Barack Obama is an out-of-control Monster Orca, and regrettably, now we all know it:

Pictures of Dawn Brancheau balancing triumphantly on Shamu’s snout are reminiscent of Obama supporters in “joyful harmony” with the new president following the last election.

The similarities are so numerous, and so tragic: two beasts, seemingly friendly as long as they’re caressed, but hiding their true agendas behind toothy smiles and false diffidence. What is their true desire? To drag us down, down, down, till we can struggle no more!

Like Brancheau stroking Tilly’s nose, a sycophantic electorate massaged Obama’s ego. One year later, Democrats constrained by faltering poll numbers appear “agitated.” Why? Because America stopped feeding and rubbing Barry’s political proboscis, and now the star of the show’s belligerent, temperamental comments are manifesting more and more frequently.

Yes, it was a horrible presumption on the part of the public that a beast like Barack Obama could ever be happy in such an unnatural environment as the presidency:

captive killer whales have been known to attack handlers,” which explains why Democrats, confined by the majority’s criticism of liberal political ideology, produce stress reactions, causing “smart animals” like Obama to “lash out.”

Truly, for the sakes not just of all of us, but for his sake, too, let us join Jeannie and all the American Thinkers to demand that Barack Obama be released back into the wild.

Free Barry! Free Barry!
He is way too much like a killer whale!
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(X-posted at Snarkopolitan, the still-undead blog)

Posted by Mrs. Polly on 03/01/10 at 10:53 PM • Permalink

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Half-black. Half-white. Highly intelligent. Notably vocal. Deadly to sharks. Capable of delivering a killer head-butt. So far, so good.

Other than that, this is just more Dead White Girl porno from a site that won’t be satisfied until it can positively ID Barack Obama as one of the Scottsboro Boys.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 03/02/10 at 12:27 AM

Oh, good grief. Because wanting all Americans to have access to affordable, high quality health care is just like a probably neurotic captive predator going rogue on his handler with a tragic consequence.

I swear, I am so sick and tired of the wingnuts over-the-top rhetoric about simply trying to give people in the, supposedly, greatest country on Earth access to basic human rights.

Comment by marindenver on 03/02/10 at 12:50 AM

Is Jeannie DeAngelis a 6th grader that submitted this piece for a creative writing assignment for American Thinker - emphasis analogy?

Comment by kathequa on 03/02/10 at 02:32 AM

I love this mental image:

Gaining insight into the unfortunate death of Dawn Brancheau presents potential instruction, which, if disregarded, could result in American autonomy lying lifeless under a black shroud after being spit out of the jaws of a partisan porpoise.

If my autonomy doesn’t swim faster toward the shore of our Founding Fathers and grab the harpoon of Real American Values, the Porpoise of Socialism will chew it like Trident.

Trusting an orca “notorious for being difficult, depressed and unusually temperamental” turned fatal for gullible Dawn,

What can I say? She was asking for it.

Comment by sean on 03/02/10 at 05:30 AM

Speaking of triumphant balancing acts, this is a perfect balance of racism and idiocy.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 03/02/10 at 06:10 AM

Good grief. Even by the gutter-scraping standards of the American Drinker, this is dreadful.

Comment by Mike on 03/02/10 at 06:18 AM

Well, Jeannie should’ve known better than to throw Rump Chum in the water. Now we’ve got her circled. Just wait til she finds out how much Axelrove is gonna pay us for taking her down in the Big Drink!

Comment by Oblomova on 03/02/10 at 06:52 AM

...causing “smart animals” like Obama to “lash out.”

She’s two posts away from reaching Steve the Drunk from Deadwood levels. Her originally proposed title: “Barack Obama and other Black Beasts.”

Comment by OneMadClown on 03/02/10 at 07:20 AM

Sweet balls… Barack Obama is just like the Chilean earthquake! Barack Obama is just like that time I spilled bleach on my skinny jeans! Barack Obama is just like the end of Pay It Forward!

The only thing that could possibly be worse, from a writing perspective - and then, only negligibly - would be one of those “Recipe for…” essays. You know, “Take 1/4 cup SOCIALISM! and a sprinkle of BLACKITY BLACK BLACK!, add a pinch of MARXIST DICTATOR!!, etc.”

People actually pay for that plonk?

Comment by Ripley on 03/02/10 at 09:49 AM

DEATH TO DEM OBOT DOLPHIN-HUGGING SOSHALISTS!*

Posted by: garyhope Feb 28, 12:27 PM

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I’ll bet Dawn Brancheau voted for and believed in Obama. The same naivete’ that made her believe that she could swim in a pool with a huge animal that was named “killer” for a reason and that had already killed 2 other people probably led her to vote for Obama and believe in the same naive denial of the reality of the world and our enemies that characterizes most so called “liberals” and Democrats.

I think the main issue extant now is the conflict between reality and pragmatism and the naive pseudo idealism of the left and Democrats.

Sometimes I think the left and the Democrats (one and the same to me) is totally bent on destroying America and Western civilization. I think they’re doing it deliberately.

Perhaps Dawn’s death can be a good thing. I hope it wakes somebody up.

*what?

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 03/02/10 at 11:58 AM

garyhope has a Freeper profile:

Notorious crank and grump, part of the vast right wing conspiracy. Able to alienate most of my friends and strangers with a single acerbic, nasty, ironic, smart ass comment. Food and wine snob. Part of the aesthetic and design police. Paranoid, lazy, insomniac. Early music lover. I like pasta. I like grilled meat. I like grilled everything. I like mashed potatoes. I like trashy women with too much eye makeup.

A pig in shit, for sure.