An Imaginary Conversation With Leader Boehner
So I was having this imaginary conversation with Leader John Boehner and I was talking to him about all these ideas that Pubs supposedly have about gettin’ our country back on track. Cause they’re the Party of Ideas and stuff. And so I said to him, I says, “Leader Boehner, since the Rethugs are the Party of Ideas, least that’s what you’uns keep tellin’ us and all, I sure do want to hear what these ideas are. I mean, unemployment’s still high, we got this deficit thing, we’re still fightin’ two wars. What are some of these good ideas to get us out of this mess? And how come you guys aren’t proposing legislation to implement these great ideas and get us back on the road to prosperity? Oh, I know y’all are on richly deserved vaca right now because campaigning’s important! But surely, surely you can at least drop a few hints my way so I know what to expect when Congress reconvenes and all?”
So Leader Boehner hears me out, rubs his chin and all, then swivels, points and says “Look! Over there! Anchor babies!”
Well, guess it was my own fault for askin’.
Posted by marindenver on 08/13/10 at 08:00 PM • Permalink
Categories: Politics • Election '10 • Nutters •
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