Another ball-related TSA conspiracy revealed!

The TSA doesn’t just want to irradiate your balls. Or so hopes says Loudoun Co. Supervisor Eugene Delgaudio [via WUSA9]:

A widely distributed e-mail written by Delgaudio for the Public Advocate* about TSA, claims the pat downs are part of a “Homosexual Agenda.”

Today airports, tomorrow the wooooorld!

Delgaudio goes on to whine because the TSA doesn’t discriminate against gays and lesbians and then spells out the horrible truth behind TSA pat downs:

“That means the next TSA official that gives you an ‘enhanced pat down’ could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission.”

Dream the fuck on, shrimp dick.

Thank God for the Potomac. I’m convinced it keeps massive levels of assholery out of D.C. & MD.

*The Public Advocate (not to be confused with The Advocate) is Delgaudio’s side gig. Apparently it involves making shit up to give fReichtards more stuff to get all nervous about. For these vital services he receives $150 large.

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It’s all worth it if he can convince Tucker Carlson to try to beat up the next TSA agent who looks at him funny. It’s about time wingnuts started getting tasered to death, too.

If this is true, then I want to purchase a $20 TSA Key Club Membership so I can qualify for Premium Enhanced In-Room Private Pat Downs. Fuck me if I’m going to stand in line for a perfunctory feel-up if I can get scented candles and an Amazon Rainforest soundtrack.

…aaand cue Delgaudio getting arrested for improper conduct in a public restroom in 3, 2…

Thank God for the Potomac. I’m convinced it keeps massive levels of assholery out of D.C. & MD.

Sigh.  As a Richmonder, I wish D.C.‘s gravity well would draw more of the assholery into NoVa.

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This putz again.  From my “Republican Family Values” file:

Eugene is executive director of “Public Advocate of the United States”, a lobbying group that reports spending more than $5 million between 1997 and 2000 on a nationwide campaign to vilify gays as pedophiles and criminals.

He once went after his electoral opponent in a letter which brought to the guy’s sexual orientation.  However, the candidate was openly gay and has never mentioned his orientation during his campaign.  He said that it has nothing to do with his reasons for running. 

There are two other instances where this jerk made up accusations against other county board members.  When confronted, he had to retract.  Classy guy.

According to his Web site, “Public Advocate of the United States”, fights “for family values and against the radicals in the homosexual lobby who wish to tear down the American family.” 

How nice.  Maybe that’s a good thing because get a load of his brother, Richard:

Richard Anthony Delgaudio is (was?) a prominent Republican fundraiser and president of the Legal Affairs Council, “a group that helped pay the legal bills of former Reagan administration officials Oliver L. North and Caspar W. Weinberger after they were charged in connection with the Iran-contra affair,” according to the Baltimore Sun.

Richard is also a convicted child pornographer. Delgaudio took “lewd photographs” of a 16-year-old girl he met in a Baltimore park, with some of the   photographs showed him having sex with the girl. He also allegedly had sex with and took photographs of a 15-year-old.

Delgaudio was sentenced to a mere two months probation after crawling to the judge, saying that he didn’t know the girls’ ages (police beg to differ) and promising to donate $5,000 to “young mothers who are in distress and in need.” Incidentally, he was once quoted as saying that Bill Clinton was “a lawbreaker and a terrible example to our nation’s young people.”

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