Apparently, Batman Doesn’t Need a Boozy, Chain-Smoking Sidekick Who Looks Like Ozzy Osbourne

With its rivers, overlooks, funiculars, architecturally-distinctive ethnic neighborhoods and miniature-megalopolis skyline, Pittsburgh gets routinely tapped to serve as the cinematic stunt-double for other, more expensive locations. So it’s not totally surprising — but still kind of geeky-cool — that Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises will be filming some sequences here. We won’t be subbing for Gotham, but it’s satisfying enough just to be considered sufficiently strange to fit into Nolan’s idiosyncratic visual universe:

Pittsburgh is an old, oft-misrepresented, and deeply weird city. With its streets that twist about and dead-end without warning, the city’s organizing principle is nonsense. You don’t vacation in Pittsburgh unless you have family or friends there, and even then you need every breadcrumb trail at your disposal to navigate in the post-industrial cacophony of ethnicities and aesthetics.

Casting for extras begins tomorrow, but I’m not really enthused about my options:

Casting directors are looking for individuals to play prisoners/thugs, guards, police officers, business men and women and sports fans.

That pretty much limits me to “prisoner/thug” — which is right up my alley, sure. But it’s a popular look in this town, and there’s gonna be a hell of a lot of competition. 

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 06/10/11 at 09:05 PM • Permalink

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Even if you are some sort of communist who does not like American sports, the acquisition of a team jersey, ball cap or the like should qualify you as a “sports fan.”

Remember, it’s Hollywood, you only have to look the part.

(If you need to look like a business weasel, tell ‘em sure you’ve got a suit, then rent one.)

But I want to be me—a bizarre, aging, long-haired eccentric in work boots and a sport coat.

That picture does make your city look really nice.  And there’s the convention center where Kossacks confirmed to me that they were as shrill as I had imagined.

But the best part - I’m reminded of the night that I was the only Roaster to have met Le Strange.

And what a night it was people!

Prisoner/Thug is your best bet, just sayin’

Pittsburgh! I’m a huge fan thanks to Wen Spencer’s two series’ set in Pittsburgh: Ukiah Oregon and the elf one in which Pittsburgh flips back and forth between a slightly future US and an alternate “elfhome.”  Both series have made me want to see Pittsburgh at least once.

aimai

Good times, gimme.

Indeed, M-Pop. I’m sure Strange would make a perfectly lovely thug/prisoner, and can just see him as the Riddler’s jailhouse lawyer, simultaneously filing frivolous briefs and laundering his thingummys in the little metal sink.

Or possibly laundering frivolous thingummys.

@gimme: that’s right sister, rub it in. In the fullness of time, we shall have to descend upon the poor guy en masse and correct that inequity.

Does Batman have any enemies who could be mistaken for largish Raggedy Ann dolls?

Pittsburgh flips back and forth between a slightly future US and an alternate “elfhome.” 

Oddly enough, if you live here, that’s considered “non-fiction.”

the acquisition of a team jersey, ball cap or the like should qualify you as a “sports fan.”

Imagine a Steelers jersey and a beer-hat on this, and tell me again you think that’ll fly. ;->

And don’t forget the bridges….IIRC, second only to Venice in the number of bridges.

See, I think that’s exactly the kind of sidekick who could truly revitalize the franchise. Go for it, dude!

But I want to be me—a bizarre, aging, long-haired eccentric in work boots and a sport coat.

Pittsburgh is so cool you don’t gotta wear pants.

Pittsburgh is so cool you don’t gotta wear pants.

That’s not entirely true.

But I want to be me—a bizarre, aging, long-haired eccentric in work boots and a sport coat.

No commercial potential. As an aging bizarro myself (cut the hair ‘cause I looked like a prairie granny most of the time) I know.

The Oz used to visit the bookstore where I used to work. I think it was soon after his ATV accident, but the poor fuck could barely walk.

If you make Batman look handsome by comparison and know how to discreetly excuse yourself at just the right moment, maybe you could play “Wingman.” (I don’t know if he’s considered canon—he was only in the “Crisis on Infinite Waterbeds” storyline)

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