Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

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Now that the Libyan “squirmish” she opposed has resulted in the apparent ouster of Moammar Gadhafi, America’s Backseat Driver™ has issued some helpful tips on handling the aftermath via Facebook:

First, the White House needs to avoid triumphalism.

Har-dee-fucking-har-har! THIS White House always avoids triumphalism. It’s you Republican jackasses who should have “Avoid Triumphalism” tattooed on your goddamned foreheads.

Second, we must be very concerned about the future government that will emerge to take Gaddafi’s place… We should work through diplomatic means to help those who want democracy to come out on top.

Ya think? I’m sure Hillary is on it, hon.

That said, we should not commit U.S. troops or military assets to serve as peacekeepers or perform humanitarian missions or nation-building in Libya. Our military is already over-committed and strained, and a vaguely designed mission can be the first step toward a quagmire.

A “quagmire” is what the president has thus far avoided in Libya, chiefly by ignoring the advice of the neocon assholes in the Republican Party like your former running mate.

Finally, we must make sure that terrorist groups don’t try to co-opt the revolution, as Al Qaeda is trying to do in Syria. We should continue to use our intelligence assets to monitor the situation in Libya to ensure that potentially dangerous weapons are secured, and that terrorist organizations such as Al Qaeda don’t gain a foothold in Libya.

I’m betting Mssrs. Petraeus, Panetta and Morell are way ahead of you, Snowflake Snooki. Along with every other sentient creature on the planet.

People of Libya, be vigilant. May this opportunity be used to build a free and peaceful country.

Don’t the people of Libya have enough worries without being lectured by this raving, egocentric twit? Yep. All of us have, come to think of it.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 08/25/11 at 07:55 PM • Permalink

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Betty, I was just drafting a post on how I’m pretty sure her Libya notes were produced by Peter Schweizer, the Hoover Institution Fellow she hired on as Foreign Policy Adviser back in May.

He makes many of the same points as Sarah’s post here, here and here.

The naked slams against Obama are muted in the Facebook broadside, but the major refrains are strongly echoed: We got involved in the Libya action for vague reasons with no coherent strategy; ground troops should NOT be committed for humanitarian or peace-keeping purposes; it could still turn into another Vietnam if we’re weak; and we should probably just kill everyone at the first sign of chemical weapons or Al Qaida.

She signed her name to this, and she deserves the howls of mockery for posting it. But credit where credit is due — this is obviously not her work-product. She’s just channeling her paid vizier.

First, the White House needs to avoid triumphalism.

You mean the way Commander Codpiece eschewed triumphalism in declaring “Mission Accomplished”?  Way ahead of you, sister.

Jeez, someone give Snowpack Snookie the vaudeville hook already!

We should continue to use our intelligence assets

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Sorry. Palin talking about the use of “our” intelligence assets is like a dog talking about the use of “our” thumbs.

@Strange, regarding Caribou Barbie:

this is obviously not her work-product

I think its obvious that nothing is her ‘work’ product. Because that would imply she can work at something.

But, yes, credit where credit is due.

Palin Derangement Syndrome, Take #4,527.

Gahh.

I love it when people who have never seen the elephant tell those in the midst of a revolution how to handle it. 

For a secesh she’s kind of a pussy.  Willing to tell other people how to do it, but doesn’t stand up and do it herself.

For a secesh she’s kind of a pussy.  Willing to tell other people how to do it, but doesn’t stand up and do it herself.

And hides behind Facebook posts and Fox “News” anchors to do what she does do.

Poor girl, the world is turning on without her, and no one’s watching how hard she’s dancing.

lessee, what did she leave out…
oh, yeah:
1. look both ways before crossing the street
2. wait an hour after eating before swimming
3. always wear clean underwear, just in case

Porter-Ville Putz, would you be so kind as to fuck off? Forever? We’re kind of over your witless drive-by trollery. Thank you!

@ Strange—I hope you’ll post your thoughts on it. Don’t let my dashed-off snark pre-empt it.

Palin Derangement Syndrome, Take #4,527.

Face it, dude. She only “knows” what she’s being told. And the guy who’s telling her is an Obama-hating think-tank guru. Facts is facts.

@ Strange—I hope you’ll post your thoughts on it. Don’t let my dashed-off snark pre-empt it.

Thanks, but it’s on the record in the comments here. You done it up good. I’ll catch the next wave. ;->

Heh. C4P is giving Sarah kudos for using the word “triumphalism” in her post. Doesn’t take much to excite those folks.

I love it when people who have never seen the elephant tell those in the midst of a revolution how to handle it.

MikeJ, did you mention elephants on purpose to make me laugh?  Because I did, on account of that’s the first image I conjured upon reading the word “triumphalism”.  I guess it’s a combination of trunk and trumpet and elephant and just elephant vocalizing in general.

It sounds like she’s going to run after all.

I don’t even want Sarah’s opinion on Wasilla’s affairs, let alone world affairs.

McCain’s campaign quickly discovered in ‘08 that the nicely wrapped package contained a stale fruitcake.

I am sure Sec. Clinton and the entire US defense apparatus were anxiously checking their facebook news feeds to see how to handle the “next steps” in Libya, and are all breathing easier now that they have some concrete direction from America’s Backseat Driver (tm).

My worst nightmare is that she doesn’t run, because then she will never get the well-deserved utter ass-whopping in an electoral situation and become the female Bill Kristol.

then she will never get the well-deserved utter ass-whopping in an electoral situation

She’ll never recognize it as such, even if it happens. As far as I’m concerned 2008 was an epic ass-whooping in an electoral situation for her; she dragged the ticket down, though McCain was doing fine losing all by himself.

“She’ll never recognize it as such, even if it happens.”

And it’s not like we’ve seen the end of Bill Kristol, either.

MikeJ, did you mention elephants on purpose to make me laugh?

Mike was writing in Civil War code—Secesh is self-explanatory and “seeing the elephant” was the term Yankee veterans used after they had been in combat to distinguish themselves from those who had not.

I absolutely love how the C4P’ers claim that by posting on facebook (jesus fucking christ wearing a cheerleading outfit, are we back in high school?) Palin is carving a new path, demonstrating tough leadership and scaring the black out of Obama because ... well, it’s facebook and facebook is an awesome messaging machine or something.

God I love the artwork for this post.  It’s brilliant.

Mike was writing in Civil War code….

Aha!  So it was initially hilarious to me in a private onomatopoeic way that has no relation to actual real life.  And now it is interesting to me because I know a historical thing I didn’t know before.  I think that either way this is a win for me.  Thank you!

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