I heard that the “no more than two” rule had satyrs fleeing the state already. This is just plain overkill.

Nevada is still hybrid-friendly, I hope. And needless to say, New York City is downright hybrid, and implement, devoted.

Welcome, lycanthropes!

Sheesh Strange, whydontya shave already?

@HTP—Once you start shaving above your nose, you’re into full-time maintenance and constant fears of Five-O’Clock Forehead.

I guess they were still living in fear of the return of man-bear-pig.

Some say that such a law was already moot, as man-bear-pig had already been picked up for wearing the wrong shoes and deported.

However, those that know the truth realize that man-bear-pig had already left the state on his own accord, out of sheer frustration when his full collector’s set of GOP senator themed dildos was confiscated from his house.

The crazy laws on some of the lawbooks across the land suggest that people in the state legislature have waaaaaaaay too much time on their hands and appear to be passing nonsense legislation like this merely so that they can continue to justify their salaries and their perks.  I mean, come ON—human/animal hybrids?  Unless they’re talking about deliberate genetic modification as has been done with other species—inserting genes from one species into a different, completely unrelated species—human/animal hybrids are simply not possible.  The chromosomal and genetic differences between members of different families or even different genus of animals would almost certainly make an human/animal hybrid impossible.

If they don’t want their populace worrying livestock, why don’t they stop being so coy about it and just come out and say so?

Growl, bark…bark bark…bark bark bark…meow…I guess I ...bark bark…tweet…can’t live there now…meow…growl.

Darn it, there goes my vacation plans!

Actually, we can and do insert human genes in a number of animals already.

We insert human breast cancer tumor cells in mice - and we have also altered these mice with human genes so they grow human cancer cells and other nice little things like this.

So all the joking aside - this important research has been going on since the mid-1980s.

So….no more cancer research in Arizona is what this law effectively means - and it is much more serious than werewolves or people having sex with dogs/sheeps/etc.

@lokywoky—Definitely, the basic stem cell research and the proven DNA mods that make animal tissues/organs/secretions suitable for human therapies entail absolutely critical and scientifically routine procedures…which in the case of Louisiana and Arizona have been banned become some dumb fucks with a Fetus Fetish have seen Island of Lost Souls too many times.

I apologize for going straight to the reductio ad absurdam, without laying out the science for lay readers. Thanks for doing my job for me!

I insist that we allow chupacabras into the U.S.  Everyone knows how skillfully they pick grapes, and they accept script from the company store.