As For Me, I Hocked My Brains

I’m doing you a favor as I’m giving my endorsement
Kids who grew up on my music looking for three other horsemen
Your polls are creeping up and you feel a sudden surge
No, I am not Satan’s servant, that’s the guys in Demiurge

You’re thinking of…  guys in Demiurge

Backin’ Rick Santorum, I’ll be ticking off my fans
He’s the perfect frothy mixture of morals and tax plans
My drinking’s in the past now so my head’s clear as a bell
Two thousand twelve election, go Rick go, give ‘em hell

Never was a fan of Mitt, his money gives me pause
Newt’s unpleasant persona is a hindrance to the cause
Paul seems okay at first glance but he comes from outer space
So I spun around three times and threw a dart that hit your face

I threw a dart… and it hit your face

Backin’ Rick Santorum, I’ll be ticking off my fans
He’s the perfect frothy mixture of Taliban and Stan
I’ll be the baddest motherfucking Lincoln Bedroom guest
Two thousand twelve election, I’m with the sweater-vest

Backin’ Rick Santorum, I’ll be ticking off my fans
He’s the perfect frothy mixture of Wallace and hu-man
Rick sells and I am buying, Santorumentum is a go
For the twenty twelve election ‘cause Jesus tells me so

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A mustaine is what happens when Santorum gets on your sheets.

Hey yeah, why don’t you go ahead and put my post to shame, AG, it’s not like I wasted a bunch of effort on it.

It’s like when Indy shoots the guy with the sword in Raiders. Not that we’re adversaries, just in terms of comedic yield per acre.

Another sign that Mustaine hasn’t gotten over being kicked out of Mettalica 30 years ago.

Born Agains always seem to have the most fucked-up reasoning…

Hey, Iron Maiden put Ron Paul on all their album covers.

(Joke stolen from the AV Club comments)

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