Really, dude? You really think she can pronounce Bolshevik?

Mighty Swami T’Bhag! Our unworthy den of liberal demons is honored by your exalted presence. Tell us, O Seer of the Sordid and the Xtra-Cheesy doings of the Wasilla Wolfwhacker,

Are the death-panels in the HRC ever too dead a horse not to give ‘em a good thwack?

Will she not take the opportunity to pointedly thank our soldiers, including COREmen?

You have the thanks of a grateful nation, O mighty Swami.

Look for her to bring up evil liberals such as Rahm who viciously attack her poor defenseless baby.  I would also look for her to take a dig at the “liberal” media also.

Yes, it’s a fine night for dining and demagoguery, folks, and we’re expecting red meat to be thrown to the crowds tonight.

Troops and Ronnie in the first sentence! If we’d settled on a drinking game, I’d be on the way already.

Common sense principles! I may just drink any old time.

“Pundints?”

Ladies and Gentleman, I’m afraid the Swami is dealing with the minor snow job from this morning, and may experience technical problems dealing with the major one tonight.

Down with Perfessors of Law!!

TRAITOR.

We must work with the allies, but we must sanction EYEran, but that won’t deteriorate our differences with Russia! And eight years of Bush should have been undone in one year. Also.

Oh Swami, Government Out Of The Way.

Sarah muffed “Putin.” I’m sure her discomfort with the name had nothing to do with what has been reported about her previous problems with not knowing who the blazes any of the political players really are.

I will not make fun of Sarah muffing the phrase “violation of our cons—-”

I will not do it. What?

Oh well!

Poor little human shields trotted out as per usual.

Yes, special needs children are embraced by teabaggers, as long as they don’t have to pay taxes for their special needs.

$100,000 divided by 45 minutes =$2200/minute, roughly.

Lies and gratuities included.

Q & A time doesn’t come from the audience, note. Ms. NONTELEPROMPTER is being asked previously submitted questions from Tea Party Nation.

Thelma Gantry is apparently not up to taking questions from the Baggers before her.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Governor Palin has left the building. You may loosen your hold on your cyanide capsules, but please keep them where you can find them in event of an emergency. You may resume your fetal position, and please watch your heads crawling under your sofas with your sherry decanters. Thank you, and and Heaven Defend our fair shores from witchery and hoodoos.

Will the owner of the green SUV with the Georgia plates and the Gadsden flag bumpersticker please move your vehicle? You’re blocking the—whoa, whoa, folks! Easy now, easy!

Sarah Palin pisses off liberals so much, she just might win the Republican nomination.

If only we could convince tea-baggin conservatives that we hate it, absolutely hate it, when they stfu, pay their taxes, and don’t show up to vote.

Necker, you want to see all the splits healed in PB 2.0, with the exception of 450 max addled $hillbuzzers and PariahPackers?

Joe Cannon has just posted a vociferous (well, when is he not) repudiation of Teabaggin’ (and he’s bloody well calling it that) nation.

I would say “Run Sarah Run” if it were all about the lulz and not about to call forth every ghoul and grinning goblin from the dark corners.

Fortunately, this over-covered speech by a confirmed quitter looks big on TV, and played well in the room, but perhaps it’s the opposite of the Colbert speech in front of Bush, where it played not at all well in the room but caused a sensation among our ranks.

Looked and sounded like a lecture to me.

jeffinfremont, that is the most delightful news O’ the day, and it shall be magnified, and sparklefied, throughout the land.

Thank you, and may Fremont see fair weather and soft winds!

Not to rub it in to you east coasters, but right now it’s 52 and a little drizzly up here in Seattle.  High of 56 tomorrow.

OK, I’ll shut up now.

All right for you, moist caffeine-swilling Seattleite. You get away this time, because we are experiencing post-liveblog euphoria. But our fauna do not include slugs the size of sled-dogs. I understand you can’t grow so much as a lettuce there without having your garden turn into a Saturday afternoon horror show of munching.

Fortunately I long ago gave up on trying to grow anything.  :)

Salt usually helps with the sluggies, I hear.

A suggestion for anyone who likes to make silly YouTube videos:

NOTES ON THE HAND!
NOTES ON THE HAND!
YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR NOTES ON THE HAND!

Jeff, we are going to live on this like slugs on cabbage, only we’ll be sparkly and cute.

But she’ll still be cabbage.

I don’t think it’s silly, it’s actually a well made video.

“She’s a Brainiac, brainiac, on the floor! And she’s spinning like she’s never spun before!”

Does everyone remember when the teatards were falling all over themselves to make the “point” that we lefties and libs dislike Palin so much because we’re supposedly afraid of her awesomeness?

Heh.  Not going to be so easy to make that argument anymore…