It is now 11.50 p.m. EST (23.50 to you Euros). The current temperature is 90 degrees.
It is now my life’s goal to hunt each and every one of you down and take your temperature with this.
No, I mean the thermometer. Oh yeah, now you’re not so enthusiastic. Assholes.
Posted by Hunger Tallest Palin on 07/24/10 at 11:46 PM • Permalink
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Then why are there still monkeys?
WHY ARE THERE STILL MONKEYS?!?
Some voice-over comedian (can do the following characters: middle-aged guy, old guy) is the big screaming headliner at Tucker Carlson’s listless enterprise, triumphant at having annoyed a climate-change scientist into ignoring him.
Little unlucky to go with it on the WEEK THE WORLD BURNED UP. The five commenters politely refrain from reminding him that he wrote a killingly funny piece on his own riotous site about Global Warming Snow Shovels, since cold weather proves Global Warming Doesn’t Exist!
Good to see that the Daily Caller has plans beyond stealing the cool kids’ emails, though; more phone pranks and private-school hijinks disguised as journalism, pls!
We are so hosed.
http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/sotc/?report=global
Also, too, fat, fat algore.
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