ATTENTION, WALMART SHOPPERS!

Nothing makes my sap quicken like a good, old-fashioned story about three gals, a mountain and a pipeline that never got built.

Nonetheless, I’m SOOOO glad I didn’t donate a hundred bucks to SarahPAC for a $23 DVD that went on sale today for 44% off at Walmart...especially since it seems like a lot of Sarah fans who paid the big bucks months ago only got their copies yesterday:

I got my copy yesterday in the mail from SarahPAC. It was like Christmas.

I got my DVD yesterday.  I heard that great chat with Todd and Bannon last night.  He knows how to talk without any stumbles or mumbles.  It’s great to have such an unassuming guy who is not at all afraid of making the facts crystal clear about history and his complete support of Sarah Palin and their family. 

Run Sarah Run!

I paid $100 to receive my DVD one day before Wal-Mart.  I hope that Sarah gets in…  after waiting so long for my DVD.

I guess you really can’t destroy an American spirit…or the undead hopes of zombie fans who know for a fact that Snooki is running, precisely because she’s not.

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I got my copy yesterday in the mail from SarahPAC. It was like Christmas.

Note to self: Update Urban Dictionary definition of “sad.” Replace last PUMA example with this one.

Next up: SarahPAC offers “I gave my life $avings to $arah and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” t-shirts. They sell out within 15 minutes.

He knows how to talk without any stumbles or mumbles.

I didn’t realize Team Sarah considered this a positive attribute.

Well now that Christie’s definitely out the poor Palinistas should start clamoring even louder for $arah to RUN, RUN, RUN.  And she is.  All the way to the bank.

@YAFB — Also, please redefine “Christmas.”

@YAFB — Also, please redefine “Christmas.”

Too depressing.

I paid $100 to receive my DVD one day before Wal-Mart.  I hope that Sarah gets in…  after waiting so long for my DVD.

Laugh, or laugh harder?

Worst thing is, when they finally get it and settle down for a viewing, it’ll stop playing ...

OK, OK. I’ve got my coat on already.

I can’t help marveling how quickly Palin’s star fell (except with these weirdos.  That last one, though, must be a lie-brul plant).  Is our media learnin’?*

*Yes, I know if she declares, they will be back on her like something back on something else, but let me be deliberately ignorant for a few moments.

If you wonder what that strange sound is, it is the collective over at C4P simultaneously wetting themselves.

“Palin lawyers checking on filing deadlines”

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1011/65115.html

Worst thing is, when they finally get it and settle down for a viewing, it’ll stop playing ...

Until you send $arah another $100.

If you wonder what that strange sound is, it is the collective over at C4P simultaneously wetting themselves.

Despite the fact the “reporting” in that story is a new low for Poolitico the comments are already filling up with C4P wee.

(Side note: I move we start a Palin Star of David watch. Her show of wanting to see Israel reduced to dust so Jesus will come back solidarity with Israel seems to be getting blingier.

@LB:

The current thinking in GOP election law circles is that the first hard cut-off for entering the race is Oct. 28, when presidential candidates who hope to appear on the ballot in the New Hampshire primary would be required to submit a filing fee from a federally registered presidential campaign committee.

Since she doesn’t have a registered committee it would be hard for it to write a check.

If she wants to continue the tease with any credibility she needs to file her Statement of Candidacy and then within ten days her Statement of Organization.  Frankly I wouldn’t do any of it until I had a full time compliance officer on staff to handle the FEC.  There’s nothing complicated about any of it, but there’s minutia that has to be done.

I move we start a Palin Star of David watch. Her show of wanting to see Israel reduced to dust so Jesus will come back solidarity with Israel seems to be getting blingier.

Sarah will save 144,000 male virgin Jews, which is just enough for a terrific Woody Allen movie.

(Side note: I move we start a Palin Star of David watch. Her show of wanting to see Israel reduced to dust so Jesus will come back solidarity with Israel seems to be getting blingier.

Now I’m picturing a Star of David necklace about the size of an old school rapper’s VW medallion…

D

(CAPTCHA: well28, as in, well, 28% of the people will vote for her…)

“Palin lawyers checking on filing deadlines”

“Palin lawyers checking on filing deadlines smell billables.”

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