AZ Tea Party Rolls Out Glitchy “Sarah Palin Mark II” Unit: Less Brains, More Bullets

This got lost going into the holiday, even though a lot of people covered it, including TPM and Olbermann. If you missed it, please put your hands where she can see them and welcome “Machine Gun” Pamela Gorman:

While Gorman appears to be a decent, feature-lite, budget-priced Palin knockoff for undemanding voters with poor distance vision, she exhibits the same sort of “rushed-prototype” OS/hardware mismatches that notoriously plagued OCP’s early Robocop upgrades:

However, despite her utilitarian, no-frills packaging, incompatibility with frameless school-marm glasses and over-reliance on NRA-supplied documentation and service support, Gorman repeatedly bench-tests Just as Nutty As Sharron Angle, as you’ll see in the field-trial footage below the fold.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 07/06/10 at 10:19 AM • Permalink

Categories: Geek Speak • Politics • Election '10 • Nutters • Teabaggery •

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She shoots guns like I play golf.

Comment by Tom65 on 07/06/10 at 11:15 AM

Sorry to hear about your golf game, Tom. I don’t know much about guns but I’d be shocked if she hit any sort of target, particularly with that first handgun.

Admittedly I only made it two minutes into her stump speech but did she have to cut it short to get to cheerleading practice?

Comment by Dave S. on 07/06/10 at 12:03 PM

Hey, looks like machine-gun porn is making a comeback!

(Although I think we’d all be a lot more impressed and/or intimidated if we could actually see the target she was shooting at—like if the bullet holes formed a smiley face or something.)