Babysitt-AHGH

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One thing that’s always bugged the shit out of me is when a man says he has to “babysit” his children. It would annoy me if a woman said that too, but I’ve never actually heard a female use that term in reference to her own progeny.

I bet Mittens would have said it, had the situation ever presented itself. I can imagine a scenario back in the 80s in which the entire Romney Nanny Army was simultaneously stricken with food poisoning while the Missus was astride an Austrian Warmblood at some dressage (fancy horse-dancing) event and the kitchen staff, livery crew and gardeners all pretended not to speak English, leaving poor Mittens to “babysit” all five lads.

As yet another demonstration of his cool, crisis-free management style, Mittens may have simply lashed Snotleigh, Tagamet, Cumberbund, Fontleroy and Snoodle to the roof of his golf cart and kept his tee time with the Marriotts. This is all pure speculation, of course, but the Romneys provided a glimpse into their family life in a recent campaign clip titled, intriguingly, “Family,” and after viewing it, it’s easy to image such a madcap, screwball comedy ensuing.

Ruth Marcus over at Kaplan does a pretty good job of pointing out how the clip, meant to humanize Romney, might backfire with female viewers since it unintentionally portrays Romney as yet another hyperactive brat the long-suffering Missus had to tame between patronizing pats on the head about the importance of Motherhood:

“His consoling words were always the same: Ann, your job is more important than mine.”

This story is supposed to buttress Mitt’s bona fides as a supportive husband, and Ann is, no doubt, a more tolerant spouse than I am. But every time I hear that patronizing line, I imagine responding, “Great. If my job is more important, then you come home and do it and I’ll check into the nice room at the Four Seasons.”

Anyhoo, Marcus goes on to note that the contrast in styles between the Obamas and Romneys would tend to skew the female demographic in the president’s direction. True enough.

The gender gap has widened into a chasm, and because “Game Change” changed exactly nothing—people like Nicolle Wallace and Mark Salter are still running presidential campaigns—it wouldn’t surprise me if Mittens puts someone like Kay Bailey Hutchinson on the ticket. He badly needs an Ambassadress to Planet Vajayjay.

[X-posted at Balloon Juice]

Posted by Betty Cracker on 04/11/12 at 11:53 AM • Permalink

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it wouldn’t surprise me if Mittens puts someone like Kay Bailey Hutchinson on the ticket. He badly needs an Ambassadress to Planet Vajayjay.

LOL, brilliant.  I hope Mittens does it, just to watch the Tea Party’s apoplexy as he starts giving them the finger so he has a shot at the general.

Having been turned down several times in my quest to be a vajayjay ambassador I’m hoping for one of those Arizona ladies who think the UN is coming to steal their white babies and sell them into sex slavery along the coast of Araby.

Ambassadress to planet vajayay? That line needs to be forwarded to Charlie Pierce.  Its right up there with the one I saw today—at alicublog? Can’t remember where, for Santorum (?) something like the “Rent Boy From Hell.”

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The problem is, someone like Kay Bailey Hutchison might come across as more weighty than the candidate (a lady who can lead? She-posterous!) and I believe she’s one of the very few pro-choice Republicans left about. That position, while I am thrilled with it myself, would not help Mitt with the core “Human Incubator Restrictions Are For Their Own Good” crowd. Someone like Darling Nikki Haley strikes me as a little more probable (and then the ticket loses and she quits as governor of SC…for a variety of reasons, but mostly that durn media) even though she has some issues. Sigh. That he had to run and check whether pay fairness was something women might find important suggests his issue is not readily fixable.

I say call back Barbara Bush . . . she’s already managed two administrations “from the wings” and this is her stated position on Planet Veejayjay (which should also please teh gayz):

And who knows? Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my footsteps, and preside over the White House as the president’s spouse. I wish him well!

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