Barack Obama sucks at bowling

The secret has been revealed: Barack Obama sucks at bowling.

And now for some perspective…

These guys don’t suck at bowling:

This ends today’s edition of Barack Obama sucks at bowling.

Posted by Kevin K. on 04/02/08 at 09:29 AM • Permalink

Categories: News • Politics • Election '08 • Barack Obama • The Clinton Machine • Polisnark • Sports •

You know why he sucks at bowling?  He doesn’t polish his balls right.  Now, Turturro?  He’s the best at it. He’s really into polishing his balls.  I’m not sure about Murray.  Probably better than Harrelson and his hook though.

Comment by Bonnach on 04/02/08 at 09:47 PM

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your superdelegates out on the lanes, I’ll take them away from you, stick them up your ass and pull the fucking election booth lever ‘til it goes “click.”

Obama...?

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Obama.

Comment by tas on 04/03/08 at 12:14 AM
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