OMG, Barack Obama’s going to have all the Jedi killed?

You’re right, Kevin.  These people are absolutely insane.  The order Obama issue revokes Bush’s Executive Order 13233 which limited access to records of former Presidents, so this actually OPENS UP the records. 

You’re right, Kevin.  These people are absolutely insane.  The order Obama issue revokes Bush’s Executive Order 13233 which limited access to records of former Presidents, so this actually OPENS UP the records.

Exactly. But for whatever reason my paid Obama operatives were picking up a lot of chatter about it this morning. Buckle up.

Good to have this afternoon’s edition of Crazy Nutter News this morning. 

I get so tired of these coordinated spontaneous loonybursts.

I can understand the Republicans using subtle nuances to make a story go their way, but this and other bald-faced lies are so obvious that only the most dedicated fucktards are going to believe it.

Which sums up the Republican party at this point, I guess.

LOL @ Pumalicious.

When the first result is “Atlas Shrugs,” something is terribly wrong. That doesn’t even make any sense, but whatever.
NOOBAMA or something.

When the first result is “Atlas Shrugs,” something is terribly wrong. That doesn’t even make any sense, but whatever.

Ha.  She hadn’t written about it when I posted. Do I know how to call ‘em or what?  I guarantee an avalanche of nutter craziness now that Pamela’s dug her talons into it. What’s even better is that she’s upset that Obama will use it against Bush, not that it’s an abuse of Obama’s power. Confusion will abound today! Ice the champagne. Pop the popcorn. Also.

Lots of crazy out there lately. This fake story, the fake story about Obama’s people threatening to “ruin” Chrysler if it didn’t play ball with the bankruptcy deal, the fake story about Obama’s fake new long-form birth certificate, the fake story about the Tea Party gatherings not being fake astrofurf operations sponsored by fake Republican front groups who were trying to fake everyone out.

I understand conservatives eating up the fake news, but I’m getting real peeved at all the fake Liberal women’s rights and Hillary Worship Web sites that are posting all the fake Obama news directly from the original wingnut sources, without even faking an attempt to fact-check them.

Fucking fakes.

On his first day in office, January 21, 2009, Obama signed Executive Order 13489. This order was entered into the Federal Register on January 26, 2009.

What this executive order says, is that only the Attorney General (Eric Holder) and Council to the President, (Gregory Craig) are able to review presidential records requests and determine if they can be made public or not. (See Section 3)

In other words, you aren’t going to see any records or documents that Obama doesn’t want you to see.

It shouldn’t surprise anyone that Obama’s first official act was to deny access to his records. Obama has lived for 48 years without leaving any footprints—none! There is no Obama documentation—no bona fides—no paper trail—nothing.

Original, vault copy birth certificate—Not released
Certificate of Live Birth—Released—Counterfeit
Obama/Dunham marriage license—Not released
Obama/Dunham divorce—Released (by independent investigators)
Soetoro/Dunham marriage license—Not released
Soetoro adoption records—Not released

Soetoro/Dunham divorce—Released (by independent investigators)
Fransiskus Assisi School School application—Released (by independent investigators)
Punahou School records—Not released
Selective Service Registration—Released—Counterfeit
Occidental College records—Not released
Passport—Not released and records scrubbed clean by Obama’s terrorism and intelligence adviser.
Columbia College records—Not released
Columbia thesis—Not released
Harvard College records—Not released
Harvard Law Review articles—None
Baptism certificate—None
Medical records—Not released
Illinois State Senate records—None
Illinois State Senate schedule—Lost
Law practice client list—Not released
University of Chicago scholarly articles—None

Go ahead, tell me that this is just a coincidence.