Batshit Crazy Birther: “He is a citizen of Kenya! ... I want my country back!!!”

Ha ha! She’s got a miniature American flag and a baggie and she makes everyone do the Pledge of Allegiance or she will fuck them up. Via Dave Weigel, who has more...

Posted by Kevin K. on 07/20/09 at 02:09 PM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Barack Obama • Nutters • Skull Hampers • YouTubidity •

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Now I gotta go find my birth certificate. Shit, for all I know I may have been born in Kenya too.

Comment by rickD on 07/20/09 at 02:42 PM

This woman has a whole fleet of black helicopters buzzing her chicken farm in lower Delaware, no doubt.

I’m telling you, that chicken shit is like nerve gas in the summer. It’s no wonder they go crazy.

Comment by Tom65 on 07/20/09 at 03:05 PM

It finally came to me. It’s the flag. Flags make people loud, drunk, crazy and indignant.

I see it all the time, but I never made the connection until just now.

Flags should come with a warning label, and a 1-800 number for the National Poison Center.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 07/20/09 at 05:07 PM

Am I the only one who think she sounds like a cross between Harriet Christian and Jenny4Hillary??

Comment by Patrick McKinnion on 07/20/09 at 07:01 PM

Well, missy, if you want your country back, you’ll just have to spend the next few years persuading a majority of Americans that you have superior ideas for how everything should be run, then get them all to turn out to vote.

Good luck!

Comment by Allan on 07/20/09 at 08:10 PM

Jesus, we don’t need to do anything! These insane birfer nuts are going to destroy the GOP without any help.

Rachel Maddow just said it: “What Democratic strategist came up with this?”

Comment by Pumalicious! on 07/20/09 at 09:33 PM

Remember that nutbag photographer who accosted Obama during a town hall prior to the general election? He also insisted that everyone recite the pledge of allegiance before he would shut his crazy pie hole.

Perhaps in addition to the warning label Strange has wisely suggested accompany flags, the POA should be preceded by the following disclaimer:

WARNING: The person who is compelling the assembled company to mindlessly recite jingoistic gibberish drilled into the skulls of unsuspecting kindergartners might be dragging your ass into Crazy Town without your consent.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 07/20/09 at 10:08 PM