Binge & Purge: Ted Nugent Lauds First Lady’s Leadership on Child Obesity
Gun-totin’ carnivore rocker/madman Nugent thinks Michelle Obama is doing God’s work:
First lady Mrs. Obama deserves our praise and admiration for bringing this critical issue to the national stage. I am just a guitar player, but I worked up another serious sweat last night when I dragged my dead bear out of the Canadian wilderness. I suppose not everybody can perform such perfect hands-on physics of spirituality, but I am convinced we can dramatically reverse childhood obesity within the year.
In addition to dead-lifting large, edible mammals, Nugent maintains his own svelte profile by throwing up every time he hears the name “Barack Hussein Obama”:
I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up.
The Nuge also famously threatened to kill both Michelle’s husband and Hillary Clinton, although it is not clear whether he intended to skin and eat them himself, or donate their carcasses to a local foodbank.
Mr. Nugent, the former frontman for one-hit ‘60s rock band The Amboy Dukes, is an ardent supporter of Second Amendment rights, an equally-hair-on-fire opponent of Animal Rights, and is widely considered to be insane. It is, however, nice to see him on the side of the angels, just this once.
Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 06/18/10 at 09:58 AM • Permalink
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