Birfer-NAG Harmonic Convergence?

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Remember The New Agenda (NAG)—the incognito PUMA organization that has had some success in passing itself off as a generic women’s group? Allegedly non-partisan, the group exists primarily to fluff lady wingnuts like Palin and Bachmann and kvetch endlessly about the results of the 2008 Democratic primary.

Meanwhile, the group attempts to sandbag actual feminists while fancying its clutch of wealthy, elitist whiny-butts as the second coming of Seneca Falls. They even tried to pass off The World’s Saddest Corporate Training Session as the herald of a new epoch in women’s advancement.

Anyhoo, heretofore, The New Agenda has attempted to generate buzz with the low-watt current of decidedly D-list “celebrities” like the absurd Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild. But they may have finally hit the jackpot this week.

Comments from the NAG blog:

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Orly Taitz, DDS, Esq. and Queen of all Birfers! Now that’s the kind of high-grade crazy that’ll loosen up wallets and swell membership ranks beyond No Quarter posters and bored Westchester housewives! Like the canny Wall Street distressed assets liquidator she once was, Siskind pounces on the proffered nugget o’ loon:

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It’s possible Siskind is being taken in by an Orly impersonator, but “Orly” sounds genuine enough, and she’s offering cash and everything. I have a feeling this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Posted by Betty Cracker on 06/18/10 at 10:14 AM • Permalink

Categories: PoliticsBedwettersPUMAsNuttersSarah PalinOur Stupid Media

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I’m running out to Costco for a pallet of microwave popcorn.

Oooooo.

Obama Derangement Voltron is assembling before our very eyes…

Nice to have known you, Amy.

This promises to be All She Wrote for the Voice of All Women.

@Zandar—AND ORLY WILL FORM…THE HEAD!

The inevitable lawsuit should be a hoot.  Start thinking now of all the different ways Orly can misspell “Amy Siskind” in her filings.

Because, of course, the types of sexist acts that will win you the undying loyalty of NAG are giggling while another female politician is called a bitch and a cancer by shock jocks and mocking another female politician’s appearance.

It’s too bad no one will have the Voice for All Morons on national tee-vee anymore, because it would be delicious to have these incidences pointed out to her on camera and see her squirm as she tried to justify her support for these Queens of Mean.

Comment by Oblomova on 06/18/10 at 10:48 AM

What really strikes me about that whole comment thread - OK, besides NAG singlehandedly preventing Mathews from running in PA - is that no one responding to Taitz seems aware of who she is outside of what she presents in her comment. How is that possible?! Or maybe they’re not letting on, in much the same way that people look busy on the bus and hope the crazy guy will find a seat elsewhere.

@Dave S.—NAG is utterly, hopelessly unaware of the outside world. They probably didn’t even bother to Google Orly.

Lots of these people are not spectacularly well-informed.  Which reminds me… what’s the Reclusive Racist up to…

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Wow, that’s sad.

Obama Derangement Voltron ++

Google Orly Taitz?
There is no Googling in PUMA New Women’s Organisations! We fight the Obotic world of disinformation on Google by offering a platform for all women’s voices, as long as they are raised to proper dog-whistle pitch.

That’s how the New Agenda offers a clean break with the past—we are Tabula Rasa, and Orly Taitz is our newest piece of squeaky chalk.

Even though this is like seeing a carload of people I despise speeding towards a cliff, at the bottom of which lurk 50 famished, rabid, radioactive stoats, while the engine is on fire, I’m not sure I want to witness carnage and mayhem that is sure to follow.

I’ll just scrunch down in my seat with my hands over my eyes until the screaming stops.

I’m picturing a remake of Thelma and Louise (and Friends).

Unfortunately, test audiences found the ambiguous ending unsatisfying, as they indicated that after watching Amy, Lady Lynn, Sarah, Michele and Orly’s adventures crossing America in a Cadillac convertible, fighting sexism and re-defining feminism, seeing them drive off a cliff was not enough.

Audiences wanted to see the car crash and burn, and all its occupants melt like this guy, just to make sure they were all really dead.

A few weeks of re-shoots, some CGI, and presto!  Oscars all around.

hahaha!  Oh yeah… that’s Orly. She must have been googling herself again.

@ John Ball:

Speaking of the obtuse little twit, is there something similar to the Godwin for douchey comparisons with the USSR?

@ Mike: Speaking of Virulent Sux, I was wondering who CNN’s language expert referred to when he declared the speech to “professorial” and complicated for average Americans since it was written using words at the 10th grade reading level. Well, now we know.

I believe there’s a “Communist Corollary” that covers that. 

And as to what invoked my facepalm—well, enjoy…

For me, I became aware of feminism when it was on the rise, an almost evangelical movement that was constantly growing. Feminism was both a revelation and a revolution, and it was spreading through society. Life Magazine put “The Woman Question” on the cover. Edith Bunker got a pantsuit. Gloria got a job. Emily Newhart went back to school. In real life, the universities (the ones I would soon be applying to) were becoming co-ed. Suddenly there was a woman cop on TV. There were women doctors and lawyers. Shirley Temple Black was no longer the only female politician you could name. The Methodists started ordaining women.

Hey, Betty,

Alex Pareene at Salon.com discovered yesterday that the “expert” CNN used to claim Obama was too professorial is actually no expert.

(I’ve got nothing on dumb, dumber, dumbest, super dumb, and jumbo dumb.  I ain’t that dumb.)

@ Betty: Frankly, I’d be insulted if I were an American; then again, within (probably) a year, I will be, or at least a resident, anyway, so I’ll have all kinds of opportunities to be insulted by political antics.

They’re not building Voltron. They’re building the Human Centipede. And with our luck Palin will be at the front with nothing to block the continuous screech of word salad.

Shirley Temple Black was no longer the only female politician you could name.

Speak for yourself, Violent Idiocy. I am apparently younger than you and at age 10 (the Emily Newhart years, if you will), I knew about Shirley Chisholm, Barbara Jordan, and Bella Abzug.

I know those first two don’t count with PUMAs for melanin-related reasons, but surely the first Jewish woman in the House of Reps deserves some credit ahead of the woman who lost her sole congressional primary race (as a Republican, yet!) I’m not really sure Black counts as a “politician,” since most of her work in the public-service sphere has been as an appointed diplomat.

Orly is Eris and the long form birth certificate is the apple of discord.

@Oblomova: You pretty much nailed my response.  As usual, the Reclusive Racist’s revelations and misguided nostalgia reveal not her deep political dedication to “leftism” and “feminism”, but her utter self-absorption, and ignorance of the very subjects she claims to champion.

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