Bitch is the new hack

Okay, now I’m angry.

Reason #1:

“I think that since we now know Sen. McCain will be the nominee for the Republican Party, national security will be front and center in this election. We all know that. And I think it’s imperative that each of us be able to demonstrate we can cross the commander-in-chief threshold,” the New York senator [Hillary Clinton—ed.] told reporters crowded into an infant’s bedroom-sized hotel conference room in Washington.

“I believe that I’ve done that. Certainly, Sen. McCain has done that and you’ll have to ask Sen. Obama with respect to his candidacy,” she said.

Calling McCain, the presumptive GOP nominee a good friend and a “distinguished man with a great history of service to our country,” Clinton said, “Both of us will be on that stage having crossed that threshold.” [Chicago Trib via TPM]

Adds John Cole, whose panties are bunched even tighter than mine:

Christ on a crutch, I am tired of the Clintons. And just as an FYI, being held as a POW and wrecking your plane on a ship and then being wrong about EVERYGODDAMNEDTHING in Iraq does not make you “Commander in Chief” material. Neither does being in bed next to your husband when he answers the phone at 3am. Please just stfu, Hillary.

Reason #2:

Someone should ask Jim Blanchard if he had anything to do with the flap about NAFTA involving the Clinton campaign, the Canadian embassy and a false press report accusing the Obama campaign of something instead done by the Clinton campaign.  [via Daily Kos]

Too much to quote here.  Read it all. That bullshit cost Obama in Ohio and probably lost Texas for him.

More from Kos.

Reason #3:

“When Senator Obama was confronted with questions over whether he was ready to be Commander-in-Chief and steward of the economy, he chose not to address those questions, but to attack Senator Clinton. I for one do not believe that imitating Ken Starr is the way to win a Democratic primary election for president.” [via TPM]

I absolutely despise Howard Wolfson and in a perfect world I’d be allowed to headbutt that oily fuckweasel through three layers of drywall, but here on planet Earth I’m restricted to just referring him to as a C-list (and 2% more fuckable) version of Karl Rove.

I’m donating $100 to Obama to combat all of this wretched bottom-feeding. I’d suggest you give whatever you can.

P.S.: Must credit Rumproast if you use the phrase “Bitch is the new hack”:

Your search - “bitch is the new hack” - did not match any documents.

Call me misogynistic for making a funny. Apparently I’m automatically a male chauvinistic pig for supporting Obama in the first place. It’s a lose-lose for me. Whatever. Bring it.

MORE: Keith Olbermann, who is a misogynist, on Clinton’s three-Card NAFTA deception & her cozying up to St. Maverick.

“V” IS FOR…

Posted by Kevin K. on 03/06/08 at 08:22 PM • Permalink

Misogynist!

Great links!

Since 3 a.m. phone calls and Commander in Chief cred are clearly of such vital importance to Senator Clinton, I wish someone would ask her if she voted for George H.W. Bush over her own husband in ‘92.

After all, GHWB was a veteran, had been a House rep, a UN Ambassador, CIA director, a VP and a POTUS who organized an international coalition to wage Gulf War I. Bill Clinton? He was a guy with zero military or foreign policy experience. And yet HRC seems to think he did pretty well as Commander in Chief since she’s trying to co-opt his accomplishments. 

As for Wolfson, what cut-rate Wal-Mart brand of crack is that sumbitch smoking?

in a perfect world I’d be allowed to headbutt that oily fuckweasel through three layers of drywall

Kevin, I love you when you’re angry. Don’t ever stop.

p.s. My wife loved bitch is the new hack.

My anger has dissipated, but I still want to head butt Wolfson through dry wall.