Boo! And hissss…


Sarah Palin hates Joe Miller’s rotten guts. (I suspect it is she who is spiking his beard-mousse with Nair.) And who can blame her? She plucks him out of obscurity to serve as the instrument of her revenge against Lisa Murkowski, and how does he repay her?

By refusing to say she’s qualified to be president, that’s how. Todd was PISSED. But Snowflake Snooki’s gotta dance with the boy whut she brung. It would be pretty embarrassing if her hand-picked protégé blew up and delivered a Senate seat to McAdams or Murkowski, revealing the Grisly Mama as toothless on the tunda.

So she’s gotta keep tryin’. But the dam of self-interest is having a tough time keeping the reservoir of resentment contained, hence the following:


Translation: You fucking loser.

Miller gamely replied:


Translation: Just wait until this fucking election is over!

That’s a dangerous road to go down, so Palin went full-metal Heathers on Murkowski instead, accusing her of wanting to shutdown her (Palin’s) Facebook page (really) and stamp out free speech nationwide. An excerpt:

Individuals like Dan Fagan have a fundamental right to speak their minds without threats from the incumbent Senator from Alaska. It is hard to find a constitutional right Americans cherish more than the right to free speech. This was a right Joe Miller, as a decorated combat veteran – a tank commander tested in battle, was willing to die to defend. Dan Fagan has not always agreed with me, but I will gladly defend his right to speak freely on his radio show, which he has often used to criticize me. In fact, Fagan has actually used his radio show to attack and insult me, my husband, my children, and my family in just about every way possible. He was especially insulting to my son, who left for a war zone to defend Fagan’s right to attack our family.

The suggestion that Miller and Palin’s son were defending free speech rather than Halliburton’s right to profit from Iraqi oil is one of the milder lies in the post. I’m hoping the increasing level of hissiness on Palin’s Facebook page and Twitter feed has an inverse relationship to Miller’s electoral fortunes.


Posted by Betty Cracker on 10/31/10 at 08:19 AM • Permalink

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Fagan—like Dan Riehl, HillBuzz and Conservatives4Palin—was urging his listeners to intentionally ratfuck the Alaska Senate election by registering as write-in candidates, in the hopes of confusing would-be Murkowski voters.

Some of those same people would be the first to whine that the 2008 Texas caucuses were rigged against Hillary…but, apparently, all’s fair when you’re on the side of Righteousness.

Whoa. Sarah Palin just called the media “corrupt bastards” on Fox.

Chris Wallace is obviously embarrassed that he has to interview such a total, jabbering nimrod.

Betty, here’s the video, if you can use it.

Yeah right. Looks like we have another Whitey Tape moment.

I’ve never seen a creepier pumpkin - well done!

Looks like the GOP just gave Snooki the cold shoulder

I don’t know if you saw this picture from the recent Miller-Palin rally in AK (from this thread).


Oh yeah sister Sarah,

Your boy, Manscaped Joey Miller is so serious about protecting the freedom of speech that he is willing to have his mall cop   “Berlin Wall” boarder guards arrest a motha-effin reporter to protect it.

Fagan’s been LaPalin’s useful idiot all these years and now she’s turned on him.  How typical.

I have not yet begun to fight.

Well, that explains why he’s dead last.

My ‘Cindy McCain’ pumpkin from 2008 was scarier.

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