Breaking: Incontrovertible Proof of FSM’s Existence Revealed
Wingnut douche-barge (much bigger than a canoe) Glenn Beck has been struck dumb:
He provided a weepy flashcard “monologue” on his Goldline Central network about the condition (it comes and goes, he says) and reflected on the need to be more uplifting and positive.
It’s as if the Flying Spaghetti Monster rammed the Rotini of Righteousness right in the bastard’s throat, just as He once stopped Limbaugh’s ears with the Vermicelli of Virtue. Ramen.
[X-posted at Balloon Juice]
Posted by Betty Cracker on 06/11/13 at 05:45 PM • Permalink
Mormon Beck fans will love the comparison to a prominent scriptural villain, Korihor, who was silenced by the prophet Alma, forgotten by his followers, and then trampled to death by a mob:
Alma himself had a similar “intervention” as a rebellious youth, though this was followed by his Paul-style conversion:
Frankly, I’d be happy if Glenn’s story ended like either one of these guys.
Comment by seeker149 on 06/19/13 at 06:54 AM
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