For two seconds, Mitt was thinking, “Fuck, it’s really true.  NOBODY likes me.”

I’m loving the “HNNNGGG” at 19 secs in.

in the very eloquent words of governor goodhair, “oops.”

Pssst! Senator McCain! Your Freudian slip is showing!

Is he calling his wife “Mommy,” yet?
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And remember folks - the 10PM show is completely different from the matinee!

And the truth will out.

Brilliant.

Now if he had only said, “And I never should have put that ungrateful, ignorant slut Sarah Palin on the ticket.”

Oy. Just had a flashback to this:

Across this country, this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners…

Just goes to show there’s not a dime’s difference between the two parties! If only Hillary had gotten the nomination…

/ReedyNasalWhine

Oh, and this:

I think you may have noticed that some of Senator Obama’s supporters have been saying some pretty nasty things about western Pennsylvania lately ... and, you know, I couldn’t agree with them more. I couldn’t disagree with you—I couldn’t agree with you more than the fact that western Pennsylvania is the most patriotic, most God-loving—most—most patriotic part of America, and this is a great part of the country.

“the fiscal discipline the American people deserve”.  Wow, thanks John; nice to know how much you really, really hate the 99%. 

John’s entering last-year-Reagan-was-in-office territory with that little performance.  And you just know he’s only endorsing Romney because he’s still livid that he lost the race in 2008.  He now operates strictly on his spite reserves, which seem damn near endless.

YAFB, that link/photo is both priceless and very, very instructive.  Either he’s as pissed off as I thought, or the Metamucil ain’t workin’.