BREAKING: PATRIOTIC PROP-COMEDY NEWS ALERT!

[UPDATE:] Back-seat driving, as usual.

AP Photo/Alex Brandon. Story and more photos at Salt Lake Tribune.

[MORE UPDATE:] She loves the noise and “the smell of the emissions.” Charming girl.

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 05/29/11 at 09:54 AM • Permalink

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TRULY, THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY IN AMERICAN HISTORY!

Is Todd gonna loan his old lady out to his fellow biking buds?

Is Todd gonna loan his old lady out to his fellow biking buds?

How do you think he scored the hog?

I see some nude table dancing in $arah’s future, and the need for brain bleach in my own.

It must be a sign of some sort!  What are you trying to tell us, Sarah?

Love that the woman doing the real driving is wearing an expression indicating some kind of patient distaste for Puerile Thing’s emissions. And that the bike looks for all the world like the Harley version of the (ding!)Batmobile.

I hate that woman. Everything about her annoys me, but her voice is the worst. It sounds more painful than a sack of angry kittens. I just don’t understand how anyone tolerates that voice. She makes fingernails-on-a-chalkboard southing. The fake enthusiasm and folksiness makes it even harder to tolerate.

Wot Anya said.  Times a thousand.

And, Mrs. P., the look on the real woman’s face (yes, I’m leaving it like that) drew my eye as well.

“I gotta put up with this piece of shit?”  I would have slipped her a couple of bills to take a tumble and land the bike on Palin.

If she rides a chopper like she shoots a rifle, she’ll fall off five or six times until an observing caribou dies of a stroke.

Message to Sarah ... it ain’t always about you.

Is Todd wearing a “if you can read this the bitch fell off” t-shirt?

Is Todd wearing a “if you can read this the bitch fell off” t-shirt?

I don’t think he’s riding with her. No pictures so far, anyway. I’ll bet he LOVES his life as a non-entity.

She loves the noise and “the smell of the emissions.” Charming girl.

Hey, motorcycles smell awesome. But then, I like the smell of cow shit too, so take that with a grain of… well, I grew up in New Hampshire, so I’m gonna say a grain of granite.

Is Todd gonna loan his old lady out to his fellow biking buds?

His wife is not a doobie to be passed around!

Well, the important thing is that it’s all about Sarah. The biggest tragedy would be if people forgot that and thought about the veterans or something equally irrelevant.

Top photo caption:

Sarah Palin and Tammy Bruce, honorary grand marshalls, lead off the SF GOProud Alternative Pride Parade as part of the Right-Wing Dykes on Bikes contingent.

Hey, FauxSnooze done stole Mrs. Polly’s thunder!

Wait a minute - Peter Doocy? I’d always assumed Steve Doocy was too stupid to fuck.

Tom, Peter Doocy asked the first nationally televised idiotic question of his life while masquerading convincingly as just another jerky fratboy a couple of years ago, and that was how the sorrowing world learned the awful news that the dark lantern of invincible ignorance had been passed to a new generation.

Haven’t checked on the existence of little Becks. Scared.

And I’m practically certain that young Peter got his job through a rigorous competitive process in which lots of candidates not named Doocy were also interviewed.

Hard to tell what persona Palin was trying to channel in that clip.

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