Bumpit/Tribble 2012 : The Quality Is Unbaleevable
EXCLUSIVE! Rumproast is pleased to have scooped the rest of the media, whose noses were pressed against the window of secluded Times Square ‘s La Famiglia Pizza (coincidentally a venue appearing in whatever that rotten show was that the President pre-empted) while The Blundering AlsoToo and the Tribble (™YAFB) ingested some long-form formaggio.
The cream of journalism did manage to record Half-Governor Me the People daintily sawing at her pepperoni with a knife and fork while Melania For-the-Moment-Trump manufactured her own food from the light given off by her diamond-weighted knuckles. However, thanks to your devoted Roastazon Reporter’s ability to shinny up pink marble using only plastic ivy and security cameras for handholds (a leftover from her days as a clerk for Spencer Gifts), she was able to grab this exclusive shot of the Teabagger Dream Ticket taken just as the Alaskan Frozen Cheesecake was presenting the Friend of The Blacks with the only trophy he’d never had to desert another trophy for. Note Piper Palin trying to engage the attention of somebody. Anybody. Tired. All hard glittery surfaces.Want to lay down, Mom. Mom?
Not funny: genuine picture of a little girl with worse bags under her eyes than Amy Winehouse.