Call 911 - *Joe the Plumber* Needs a Whaaaaaambulance!

Call 911 - Joe the Plumber Needs a Whaaaaaambulance!

Cuz McCain so sux. He ruined *Joe’s* life by catapulting him to a position where he could strut around acting like a celebrity and pretending that he has anything worthwhile to say.

Can’t someone find the hook and jerk this boob off the stage? I mean it seems like his 15 minutes is long over.

Posted by marindenver on 02/14/10 at 04:24 PM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Election '08 • St. McSame • Bedwetters • Nutters • Our Stupid Media •

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Poor Not-Joe-Not-A-Plumber!

Comment by Oblomova on 02/14/10 at 04:51 PM

Ha. Joe the Inflatable Blue-Collar Love Doll doesn’t support McCain or Sarah Palin anymore and calls Obama an “honest politician.” That’s like Renfield announcing that Dracula is “sexually creepy” and poops in his casket, and at least with Van Helsing you always know where you stand.

But thank God even a spider-eating hypno-slave has principles, and discriminating taste in his selection of “fat, juicy rats”:

Joe’s endorsement is apparently quite the coup. He says more than 200 politicians have asked for support this year, but so far, he’s only backed five. “I need to talk to candidates before I endorse,” he told me afterwards, explaining that his bar is pretty high. “We have a series of conversations – 20 to 30 minute conversations – and I grill them. I ask them questions about energy, education – make sure they’re straight.” Wurzelbacher says he also vets candidates online.

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 02/14/10 at 05:10 PM

Yeah, nothing says “personal responsibility” like whining and blaming others for riding your fifteen-minutes of fame well past its expiration date and realizing that in the end your nothing but a ignorant fame-whore with no plan and no clue. Way to go, JTP!

Comment by G on 02/14/10 at 06:23 PM

“I happened to be the face of middle Americans. It was a ploy.”

Um, actually, Joe, I don’t think you were the face.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 02/14/10 at 09:54 PM

I have a new mission in life. From now on I will personally hunt down any self-styled tough manly reaLAMErican he man I catch whining. A pacifier will be attached to the teeth and a frilly bonnet to the head with Krazy Glue. The diaper will be held on with staples.

I mean it. You want to be a WATB? Fine. But you’ll fucking look like one while you’re doing it.

Comment by Hunger Tallest Palin on 02/14/10 at 10:33 PM

Thank FSM he’s got his career in stand-up comedy to fall back on.

Comment by Betty Cracker on 02/15/10 at 08:35 AM

Ha. Joe the Inflatable Blue-Collar Love Doll doesn’t support McCain or Sarah Palin anymore and calls Obama an “honest politician.

On the positive side, if Joe can finally come around, then perhaps the rest of the low-education, blue-collar, drives-a-Chevy-with-a-decal-of-Calvin-pissing-on-a-Ford-logo males in this country can come around, too.