Calling All Generic White Men: Be a Conservative Political Powerhouse for Just $50/Month

I have no idea what I clicked to get here, but now I can’t contain my excitement at the prospect of looking this professional and empowered, for only a penny-per-month more than the cost of a Glenn Beck-style Survival Seed Garden.

Plus, who could fail to be ensnared by compelling, hypnotic ad copy like this?:

A professional website design establishes you as a serious contender, and catches the eye of your supporters (and, likely, your opponents). More importantly, it gives you credibility. You know you are running a professional campaign, but the world needs to know it too.

Yes, by God, I AM serious…and the world MUST know who I am! Where do I sign…and does this deal include that Tweetie thing?

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 03/14/10 at 06:01 PM • Permalink

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“Built for conservatives” means what, exactly?

Comment by Ripley on 03/14/10 at 06:11 PM

@Ripley—I believe the industry buzz-term is “engineered-to-lose.”

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 03/14/10 at 06:15 PM

Ripley, judging by the photo, I’m guessing it means “old white dudes.”

Comment by Oblomova on 03/14/10 at 06:15 PM

Sandy is going to be pissed

Comment by Tom65 on 03/14/10 at 06:20 PM

Stumbling through the portfolio, I found an obscure Paultard candidate in a nearby CD with some surprisingly Soviet artwork. Then there’s Mr. “I’m Jimmy Carter, but whiter”. Pure powerfail.

Comment by sean on 03/14/10 at 07:52 PM

@sean—That first URL seems a bit empty.

Post again if you can, ‘cause “I GOTS to know.”

Comment by StrangeAppar8us on 03/14/10 at 07:56 PM

Stupid me. It’s the Kokesh campaign, with the banner where Lady Liberty is about to punch ~~Adam~~Vladimir Kokesh on the head if you don’t buy his campaign’s Liberty Coins.

Comment by sean on 03/14/10 at 08:49 PM

Check out the Independence Amendment in sean’s second link.

NetBoobs is a treasure trove of sad. The only people running for U.S. Congress who aren’t waving a state sovereignty plank are the Paulite and ... A guy from Texas?!

However, The Year of Youth (sure to get the fReichtards excited), complete with a Youth Manifesto wins the Sadtastic Tiara.

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