Can someone please tell me who “Jon and Kate” ARE?
Why do I have to keep having headlines about these people thrust into my face every time I open my browser or stand in line at the grocery store? Who are they anyway? I mean, from what I can gather they seem to be a couple of self centered douchebags who have been exploiting the circumstances of their family (sextuplets or something?) on a reality show for several years and now have gone full bore crazy, split up and are vomiting all the loathsome details of their *personal* lives and all the dirt they can dig up on each other all over cable teevee and the tabloids (and yes, I’m including People Magazine in that term) and getting PAID for it. Do I have this right or am I once again living in some kind of parallel universe where up is down and everyone is batshit crazy? Oh, and as long as we’re at it . . . who are HEIDI and SPENCER and WHY SHOULD WE CARE?!?
p.s. I didn’t post a picture of Jonandkate because I couldn’t find any where they didn’t have obnoxious smirking expressions. Maybe that’s just the way their faces are. Or maybe their faces froze like that just like your grandma said would happen.
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