Cap’n Crunch Sails into Searchlight Rally

It seems that no Conservative conclave is complete without Revolutionary-smack-talking dress-up patriot William Temple, who perfectly embodies the symbolism-over-substance voiditude of the Tea Party movement and its “whatever-it-is-I’m-against-it” counterparts on the Establishment Right.

Temple—who is quickly becoming the Wavy Gravy of the Dour-Power Generation—appeared today at the “Kick Out Harry Reid” hate-o-ganza in Searchlight, NV.

Rumproast readers will recall his previous materializations at Tea Party Nation and CPAC. Here’s a bonus Youtube clip of the Cap’n out-cuckooing the Cocoa Puffs bird on immigration, States’ Rights and oppressive open-carry regulations on muskets. 

Posted by StrangeAppar8us on 03/27/10 at 02:43 PM • Permalink

Categories: Politics • Bedwetters • Nutters • Teabaggery •

Share this post:  Share via Twitter   Share via BlinkList   Share via del.icio.us   Share via Digg   Share via Email   Share via Facebook   Share via Fark   Share via NewsVine   Share via Propeller   Share via Reddit   Share via StumbleUpon   Share via Technorati  

Personally, I think that if Tom Paine came back from the dead, he’d make it a priority to find this self-proclaimed “admirer”, and punch his lights out.

But that’s just me.

Comment by John Ball on 03/27/10 at 03:27 PM

No plans, no idea on how to actually run something, but lots of costume fun at the Jingo Jamboree! Imagine if the colonists had thrown tea into Boston Harbor, and then burned an effigy of George Washington for being Revolutionary In Name Only.

Thomas Jefferson would have to strike the “self-evident” from the Declaration, as We the Peabrained are incapable of holding any truth self-evident. And John Adams would smack this boob on the nose with a rolled-up copy of the Constitution.

Comment by Mrs. Polly on 03/27/10 at 04:29 PM

I cannot tell you how I hate that idiots fake accent, it just pisses me the hell off.

Comment by Litlebritdifrnt on 03/27/10 at 05:29 PM
Page 1 of 1 pages

Sorry, commenting is closed for this post.

Next entry: Obama to GOP: I'll Make any Recess Appointments I Want

Previous entry: The Week in FAIL

<< Back to main