Ice-Ninny

That really needs to stick. I laughed very hard.

That was the second-time out.

Maybe I just need to keep repeating it.

Also, I think it’s important that we keep emphasizing that Sarah is “divisive” and “polarizing.”

Everybody already knows she’s “stupid.” But I think we could register “divisive” and “polarizing” as trademarks for the T-shirts.

That really needs to stick. I laughed very hard.
Comment by Kevin K. on 06/08/10 at 04:50 PM

That was money.  I’ll use it everywhere - thank you Strange.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, President Bomama meets with the oil company CEO. Alternate universe Palin tweets:

Mr. President, stop micromanagin’! Get out of the way so people can be doin’ what they need ta do!

Bravo, Quaker!

Sarah doesn’t have a “position” of her own. All she does is criticize whatever Obama is doing, knowing she’ll never have the responsibility to cough-up a plan of her own.

Sarah Palin is a cowardly gadfly with the easiest job on earth. Her biggest fear is that she’ll be drafted to run for the Presidency, and—gasp!—possibly have to deliver on all her mocking laughter.

Actual life-and-death responsibility terrifies her…and she’s really digging being rich and carefree and totally taken care of by the Saudis and Hugo Chavez. Why fuck with a good thing?

I’m sorry, but the much larger story on Bible Spice is over at Wonkette today.

You gonna LINK to that, Len…or are you just going to take a shit on my post?

Think ta-tas, Strange, just think ta-tas.

Oh, so Sarah Palin bought new boobies? Quelle surprise!

I guess I should have said *she* said that.

Sorry Strange, I tried to but got some sort of error that the link was blacklisted.

Personally I think the two most plausible theories are:

a) She got jealous of Bristol’s funyums getting more attention.

b) Todd is breastfeeding again.

I couldn’t link, either, Len. Although I can’t imagine we have a filter that prevents us from using “Palin” and “boob” in the same sentence…otherwise we’d never get anything done around here.

Suddenly, I’m frozen like a moose in her headlights!

That horse has more brains than she does.

Talk to Hayward about what, exactly?  Robert Dudley, BP Managing Director (and the dude in charge of the Gulf disaster) is the dude to talk to.

Please!  Please!  Please!  Just make her nasty-ass, hateful, divisive, nasty ass go away!

You know this woman has the balls to bring up her “experience as Chairman of the Alaska Oil & Gas Commission” as if she even knew what she was doing??  When she was asked about the job after a couple months, she said it was all very technical and that she hoped that by the time she had finished her term there that she would be able to understand what her husband said about working in the oil fields.  Shortly after that, she started complaining about the “long hours, driving time and the pay being too high”.  Yes, she actually said that about the pay because she’s all about the people, doncha’ know??  In reality, she never had a clue and when she found out it was hard work and she’d have to learn something she looked around for a reason to quit, settled on Ruederich, figured that he must be using the AO&GC; computers to do work for the state RNC position he held. After all, when she was mayor and running for Lt. Governor, she used the mayor’s office and its supplies to send and receive faxes, solicit campaign funds, etc.  Everything $arah did was OK for her to do, but her conscience just wouldn’t allow her to let someone else to get away with the same breach of ethics. Solution to all her problems: rat out the other guy, leave the job with head held high @@, and look like she actually cares about ethics LOL!  She fooled some of the people into believing her and even now these idiots still think she’s capable of running the country despite quitting as Gov. because she didn’t like having to work so hard and wanted to make money.

So why hasn’t this “Queen of Energy” come forward with a solution to this problem??  After all, some of her fans think she should be named the next Secretary of Energy if she decides not to run for President.  Who needs a degree in Physics or Engineering when they have bumpits & boobs??

Maybe she hasn’t offered her solution because she’s afraid that the lamestream media would just think that her former BP employee husband was the one to come up with it.

I haven’t heard anybody on the right offer any constructive solutions, period.  They’re happy to say that it’s Obama’s fault—Oil is brown and crude and slick.  Obama is brown and crude and slick.  Therefore, if Obama hadn’t been elected president, this never would’ve happened.  But other than retroactively not being born, have they said anything else about what he should do?

Of course not.  They can’t even decide what this spill is.  This is the worst environmental disaster of all time and is Obama’s Katrina, but environmentalists are overreacting, because oil is natural and so this shouldn’t prevent future deep-sea drilling.  Obama is too dispassionate, except whenever he shows any emotion, when he is too hot-headed.  Obama and the government is doing too little here, but it was excessive regulation that led to this disaster.  And so forth.

Oil is brown and crude and slick.  Obama is brown and crude and slick.

Zing!

Obama’s Katrina

The great thing about the meme is that—in order to use it—GOPers have to simultaneously concede that Bush fucked-up Katrina. It’s like calling “Afghanistan” “Obama’s Afghanistan” or calling Rahm Emanuel “Obama’s Scooter Libby.”

When the calibration-scale for catastrophic criminality is measured in Bush/Cheney Venality Units (BCVU), comparative rankings are not your friend.